Hooliham

PHOTOSET - Lights Out: A Moron's Messy Massacre (Part 1 of 2) (Patreon)

Published:

2026-07-29 17:05:09

Edited:

2026-07-29 17:36:18

Imported:

2026-07

Tags:

caked in the face chocolate syrup clothes filling feet fully clothed pie spanking pied in the face slimed underwear

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Content

Finally, a brand new wet and messy video! And if I'm being honest, it might be my best work yet.

I've been putting a ton of work in at the gym, learning a second language, listening to MasterClasses in my spare time -- my body and my mind have improved by leaps and bounds since the last time I shot a video.

But all that is put to the test, by way of a simple match game. I'm presented with a 4x5 grid that contains 2 squares marked "Escape", 12 squares marked "Miss" and 6 squares marked "Booby Trap".

I get 10 chances to match the two Escape squares, or else face a severe messy punishment.

But for every round where I don't get a match, I have to take a pie. And for every Booby Trap I hit, I'm the victim of another instant messy penalty.

Do I win the game? Do I get destroyed with mess? Do I get to keep my clothes on? Find out for yourself - here's Part 1 of 2!