Part 1 of OUTFITS! (Aka, what your subs help me fund 😁) (Patreon)

I love getting messy. But another thing I love is going to a store and trying on new clothes, knowing that they'll all eventually get destroyed under a barrage of cream pies and gooey slime. If only the salespeople knew that!

I'm gonna post some new favorites over the next couple of weeks - tell me what you think! Here's Outfit #1, a top from Lululemon and a bottom from Ultracor.

(P.S., I guess if they're meant for yoga, fiiiiine, I'll do some yoga in them...)

(P.P.S., I also love wrestling. Can you find the wrestling-related Easter egg in these pics?)