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Get ready to News! (Patreon)

Published:
2020-07-01 14:02:16
Edited:
2020-09-06 04:06:12
Imported:
2026-06
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Jay G

How much news!?

BMonkeyhammer

Cody, tbh, your news kinda hurts. So I'm ready like I get ready to get a shot. I mean, I know I need it but fuck just get it over with... who/what else is evil?

John Hall

How many Quibi's of "News" will we get?

ARFDog

I'm not sure I can handle news. Maybe you can get Gary Ghu to tell the news?

Jason Remington

Is it about how we're about to vote in an election that's between two lying, racist, septuagenarians, accused of sexual assault?

Sarah Alderdice

Cody, how are you going to write nothing on those blank sheets of paper when your pencil doesn't even work? Shoddy production value if I've ever seen it.

Robert Balayan

I’m not feeling well, so can only handle some news, can you do that please?

The Unsinkable Medusa

Hold up, I need to grab my Cody Showdy t shirt and top off my More News mug so I can pull up a square of carpet and stare transfixed at this artful mover you've crafted.

Jordan Gaither

Oh, I am SO ready to news!! *begins to pre-weep*

Tölvölvan

Now I'm singing "News news news newsnewsnews news news news..." in my head like Lil Wayne in Shots.

brandon

Let's News!!

Mr. Krinkle

It's, like, a really important time for, ya know, certain information that's... current, and, Timely! News 'o clock on... the News Clock.

Jeff Prillaman

I suspect that Cody feels just like angora fur.

halbrd

WAIT WAIT HANG ON I'M NOT READY YE-