We Really Have To Stop Meeting Like This, Detective (Patreon)

Before you proceed! This is a new policy I'm trying where people in the $20 tier get access to audios as soon as they're ready rather than on my usual Friday upload day.

This is sort of me reviving my older practices where I'd just make content and put it out as soon as I'm ready, rather than to a schedule. This post will become available to people in the other two tiers on Friday as usual.

Alrighty, on with the normal post.

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One of us in the hot-seat, so to speak, the other looming over them cast in pale dirty yellow light. Granted, I wasn't tied down when you were looming over me; but forgive a guy his advantages, you know?

I don't have plans to do anything unclassy; I managed to talk my boss into letting you off with a warning, stop snooping, that sort of thing. But... I figured I could make this into a sort of... a... date.

Yes, we're in a vineyard basement, my boss owns the place. Sue me.

THE AUDIO IS HERE!

TW: I will preface this one, there are mentions of torture and rough themes, and the listener has been kidnapped, but they are not in any danger from the speaker, and they like each other a lot.

The story of this one is that the speaker has protected the listener from that and that they have a bit of a cat and mouse relationship given the whole criminal x detective thing.

Y'know I first encountered the particular fondness people have for mafia henchmen about a year ago. At first I was suprised it had its dedicated fans cus like, I think in my head that archetype's very 'comic book' lol, lots of not-too-bright guys in gaudy suits, but then I gave it some thought and decided, after seeing quite a few adjacent requests to it, "fuck it, I can give it a go".

I think it came out fucking great, personally. I really like the intimate feel to it. Just thank god I didn't try and do an accent lmao

Hope you don't mind the format experiment folks, I've been thinking about giving higher tiers more bonuses for a while, cus it feels like I've been slacking. I hope this is a nice start to that sort of thing :)

If there's any issues please do let me know, I wanna make sure I got this right but obviously I've done it a bit faster than usual

A reminder of the tags on this one:

[Enemies to lovers] [Interrogation turned date turned horny] [Tying you to a chair] [Rolled up sleeves] [Leather gloves] [Kinky] [MDom] but [Switchy] [Romantic] [Rival lovers] [Detective x criminal] [Masked] [We shouldn't... but we should] [Teasing] then [Over the dinner table] [Masked sex] [Light impact play]

god that was a lot of yapping