Your Party's Subby Ranger Flirts with You in Camp... and You Fuck Him By the Fire (Patreon)

You have a lot on him, height, strength, but if there's one thing he can do that you can't, it's talk your ear off. It's kind of charming, in a dorky sort of way.

Still, you're one of the party's heavy hitters, and you don't know him very well, you might as well get to know the little fella you're being a walking shield for. Besides, you like seeing him talk, it almost gets you thinking...

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Your Party's Subby Ranger Flirts with You in Camp

Fucking Your Party's Subby Ranger By the Fire

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Damn I love those buttons, they make this look so much neater, can't believe I never noticed that before.

But anyway, haven't done a ranger character before, how weird is that? Me? Never doing some twinkified Faramir character, god, NIC, you're losing it bud. But seriously this one's nice. Like I think I've stumbled across my favourite kind of dialogue to improv, and it's 'filling in a backstory on the fly', just making shit up and having a character just explain who they are and what they're about.

That's right, you're all officially getting tricked into listening to me worldbuild before we get to the porn.

Thank me later.

The relationship stuff's cute, I'm framing the listener as being bigger and stronger in this one, so you're a... fighter, barbarian, paladin... particularly buff druid lmao

It's fun tho, and I do hope you'll all enjoy!