Poll for next week's audio! (reup) (Patreon)

Poll as per usual loves. Got the ramble then fap all set up for this saturday, so that should be fun

Erm... I got nothin' for this one I can't think of anything funny or charming to say for once

Oh, check this shit out:

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It's an owl :)

Getting Back With Your Ex Gets Better and Better Well... he's no longer officially your most recent ex, that stings a little bit, not just because you're going through a couple of old things of yours that you both thought you'd lost. The bittersweet memories flood back, you feel like... maybe some things were left unsaid, and this... doesn't feel as wrong as it did then.

The full tags for this one (from tag suggestions) are: [Exes to lovers] [Partially clothed] [Slow burn] [Fingering]/[Hanjob] [Teasing] [Complements] [Intimacy] [Comfort]

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Give it to Me While You're Still Panting and Sweating, it Makes it Hotter You and your friend have been going to the gym together for a while now; for entirely vapid reasons... and... well... in an awkward twist, you've gotten 'closer'. A few more snatched glances at one another's figures than is normal, standing closer, appreciative comments and being kinda handsy during sets.

It started pretty light but you've gotten more blatant the longer it's gone on... and... that's...

Oh fuck the pretences, you know where this is going, just fuck the guy already.

The full tags for this one (from tag suggestions) are: [Gym bunnies] [Working out] [Hot and sweaty] [After hours] [Public] [Scent kink] [Mutual body worship] [Cock/cunt worship] [Friends to lovers] [Through clothes] to [Foot job on speaker] [Teasing] [Aggressive, horny and kinky] [Creampie]

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Femboy Hooters' New Marketing Strategy Business for Femboy Hooters has been on a significant decline lately, and Corporate is getting desperate. In a last-ditch effort to turn things around, they've approved an... unconventional new plan to generate positive word-of-mouth among consumers.

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Snowed in at a Resort With Your Ski Instructor You came here for the snowy winter getaway. You didn't expect for that experience to hold you hostage. The fact that your (admittedly drop dead gorgeous) ski instructor happened to be showing you to your cabin at the time the blizzard rolled in, and now he's stuck with you, is adding to the awkwardness of the situation. Still, there's a fireplace, and a stocked minifridge, and a jacuzzi...

So maybe the situation's more than salvageable.

The full tags for this one (from tag suggestions) are: [Snowed in at a winter resort] [Forced proximity] [MSub] with [Switch] [Coming onto me?] [Cockwarming] [Forced to share a bed] [Romantic and sexual tension] [Strangers to lovers] [Against the wall]

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How Shall I Pleasure You Now, My Dark Love? It feels odd. You are darkness, you are the crushing weight of all the malice and hate the underworld can muster. Your throne in a fire-lit hall of oily black stone, your castle raised in blood, and your consort, your dark prince... tailored gently not just to be your greatest servant and carry out your will; but to be the finest lover this reality has ever seen. And he's just... so... sweet...

The full tags for this one (from tag suggestions) are: [Body appreciation] [Power couple] [Speaker and listener are villains] [Fantasy] [Dark lord/lady listener] [In your private chambers] [Your sworn servant] [Master]/[Mistress] [Throaty subby moans] [Feral confident MSub] [Asking for more] [Body appreciation] [Sadomasochism] so mutual [Biting] [Slapping] [Grabbing] [Light choking] [Reverse cowgirl] [Collar and leash] [Edging] [Denial]

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Not My Normal Scene, How About I Fuck You Behind a Bookshelf? I'm self aware enough to know I try a little too hard for the whole 'bad boy' thing sometimes, so I'ma throw us both a bone here, and hang out at the library while you finish up. Promise I won't cause trouble if I get bored. Not much anyway.

The full tags for this one (from tag suggestions) are: [Biker BF x librarian listener] [Soft x edgy] [Praise] [Gotta be quiet in the library] [Teasing] & [TEASING] [Shushing] [I got a library card and everything] [Fingering]/[Stroking] with [Gloves] [Hold your moans] while [I make you squeal]

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Introducing You to Adoration

Well that's... new. Can't say you've ever seen a painting like that before. Adoration, it's not a bad theme for a gallery, but this is definitely a BOLD choice. Still, the tour guide seems interested enough, and... more than interested in explaining that theme to you; in great detail.

(script will be adapted to all gender and body types as per usual)

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