It's Only a Horror Movie... You're Cuddling Something Much Scarier (Patreon)

Your Boyfriend is a wonderful guy. A truly comfortable, cosy, decent and loving person who makes you feel safe and loved. He's also a bit odd. Not habits-wise, in that way he's at most, pleasantly and manageably quirky. No, as in, he seems to not have many stories, or anecdotes or secrets to share that come from... well... before he met you.

He says he was just boring until he met you, and that made you smile the first time, but the more you think about it, the more... the more it feels like one day he just popped into place, fully formed, but fresh and new and without much of a purpose for being other than to exist... just for you.

Cuddle Up to Me Love, It's Only a Horror Movie

Your Heart's Beating Out of Your Chest... Why's That, My Love?

I had an odd moment with this one when I was making the thumbnail folks, cus I realised, all at once really, "oh shit, I kinda shouldn't put that he's a monster in the thumbnail" cus it's a spoiler. Then I remembered how the last audio to just have a... normal modern dude in the thumbnail didn't do very well at all lmao

So I decided to go with the second image to pop into my head and meshsed two excellent pieces I found together by ch3wycherry on TikTok & Yuuukituyan92 on Pinterest

Photobashed thumbnails obviously take longer, but I enjoy photobashing so it's no biggy; that sith one was by far the most complex tho