The Monster In Your Life is The Love In Your Bed (Patreon)

The perfect boyfriend. A very funny feeling. You get the constant feeling that you're almost too lucky. No problem's too big for him to sit down with you with a light smile and a calm voice, or to reach out and hold your hand and make you feel better.

That said, there is... a... something that confuses you, worries you. You see, ever since he came into your life, the problem-people in your life, have a habit of coming up to you one day, and apologising, very abruptly, like they had a sudden change of heart, or... just disappearing entirely. And he always has to be somewhere, usually just after he's finished comforting you for something gone wrong.

He couldn't... no, no, that's silly. He really is perfect... too perfect.

You're Completely In Control, My Love

No gendered terminology here; not deliberate, cookie just crumbled like that, you get fucked in either version tho

I'm Something Monstrous, But Only For You

What fuckin' genre is this one in. Cus the original idea was hard horror, like this dude was gonna basically be a serial-killing monster, but I chickened out cus it ain't even Halloween yet and I only just got back, so instead he's more just like.... a big scary stalker monster who's also very sincerely into you and loves you a lot...

But also he is still definitely evil, also the transformation effects I put in (which I'm quite proud of btw), kinda imply to me a certain... inhumanity that goes beyond a vampire or werewolf or weird skinchanger type thing. Like the room shakes and the listener's blood pounds in their ears?

Is this... is this "my cute boyfriend can't possibly be this eldritch"????

Also probably the first time I could put 'oral' in as 'foreplay' specifically, cus it's only for a minute and just to warm the listener up-i thought it was kinky, lotta slupring tho