Hoplite (Patreon)

"Ah, welcome back, my husband! Do not be alarmed; while you were away on campaign, we women were forced to learn to protect ourselves."

"A witch named Circe gave us potions that gave us the strength of ten men!"

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"The potion had some ’interesting’ side effects, but don’t worry! I’m sure you’ll learn to love them as much as we have!"

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drawn on a whim based on a tweet by JanRock.