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Ouch (Patreon)

Published:
2022-10-20 17:06:35
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2022-10

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I have to go to the dentist in 2 hours.

Broken tooth. Broke it yesterday.

I'd like to brag and say it was broken by a sexy super heroine I was battling heroically (villainessly?), but I broken it on a slice of Pizza. What? I know. I can't figure it out either. My favorite food has betrayed me. 

Just in time for the weekend. Right? Yay. 

Hope you are all having a much better week.

Comments

Canosan

Those damned heroines Marinara and Mozzarella!!! Do not even get me started on Parmesan and Hot Pepper. Those witches have caused more than enough trouble in their day. I heard they have the Juno gene!

JLA

Feel better! My mom had a similar incident recently, the favorite food of choice was the crunchy end-piece of an Italian-Style loaf

Don Ship

UPDATE: Modern dentistry is amazing. I have experienced almost no pain since the extraction. In fact, the only thing painful about the extraction was the needles going in to administer the numbing drug. Almost no pain afterwards. Of course, now I have a GAPPING hole in my head.