Super late to the meme but I need to make this (Patreon)

♫ Riding on my wheels right after a beer

Hey that bump is shaped like a pikmin

D.U.I? How about you die?

I’ll roll a hundred miles in an hour!!

Little do you know, I’ve no need for gas

Ima get your pikmin throwing ass!

PULVIRIZE THIS FUCK!!!

WITH MY WRAITHING TRUCK

It seems you’re out of luuuuuck

TRUCK ♫

Feel free to suggest better lyrics lol