Home Creators Posts Import Register Favorites Logout

Content

It's been a while since we've seen Onion Dan, the character based on the lifestyle and choices of my friend Dan Berry. Last night, while watching TV, I grabbed the iPad and quickly scribbled down some new Onion Dan lore. Let's just say that 2025 is going to be a big year for the alliaceous Salopian*.

  * If you guessed that the only reason for this post was so that I could use the phrase "alliaceous Salopian", you guessed right.

Files

Comments

Dean Reilly

Maybe the hag could start some kind of Etsy page?

Sean Kinlin

The Hag is proud of her humor collection.

Pierpaolo Di Camillo

The only certain thing is that there will be screams, pain and tears. Lot of tears.

Gekkosan

Hm. Of course there wouldn’t be any trace of a lingering wish to close the abruptly interrupted cycle of a certain banned hero, that just may happen to bear a slight passing resemblance to this hyper-muscled and besworded Dan…

Kate Beaton

I didn't know this side of Dan, but there's a man you could use in your hour of need

Jason Clements

Were you watching Gladiators, by any chance?

William Cole

Total coincidence! Many heroes—not just certain trademarked Barbarians—have Dan's mighty thews and panther-like reflexes!

Carol Pond

Laughed. So. Hard. Thanks.

Derek Barnett

Name? Shropshire Slasher. Occupation? Shropshire Slasher.

glenn

Arrrrrrr!! (sniff, sniff.)

scarygoround

He’s capable of almost anything. After 15 years of friendship he continues to amaze me.