Uncle duties (Patreon)

My nephew was round yesterday and I asked him what he wanted me to draw. He is eleven and provides a fascinating portal into mad worlds I cannot fathom.

First he asked me to draw a character from "Demon Slayer". I don't know anything about this manga or anime. Why does this character play a green harmonica? I don't want to know. Do not answer this question. You will push something out of my brain that I actually need to know.

Then we had a discussion about "alpha males" and Andrew Tate. Jesus Christ. My nephew is very anti Tate but a lot of lads in his class say the multi-level marketer and enslaver of women is a "legend". This is not the forum for a discussion of the crisis of masculinity and its infiltration of primary schools. I have answered all your questions in the image below. Print it out as a worksheet if you are concerned for your sons.

You will note that one of the alphas' little pants have flown off revealing his willy and he is farting uselessly because of his impact with the basketball court. I believe that an unwillingness to accept the absurdity of manhood is the greatest impediment to enjoying it. Perhaps this alpha can change.

WE GOT HIM

NB: every decision in the image above was mine. The art director was playing Pokemon on his Switch.