Interview With Issei (Patreon)

Mand'alor asks: descibe in detail your greatest sexual fantasy

Issei says: What a great question! I've had the same dream since middle school! I want to have a bath with my own personal harem of beautiful women lathering me up and washing every part of my body with their oppai! A pair of oppai for each arm and leg, my hands, my feet, for my neck, my torso, my back, my face! Every single inch of me washed with oppai! It's a simple dream, nothing too grand or ambitious, but it's why I'm working hard to climb through the Rating Games rankings! Because according to the guide for Reincarnated Devils that Ajuka guy wrote, Power creates opportunities! And I want all the oppaitastic opportunities!

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Ares-Enyalius asks: What is it like to interact with Ddraig

Issei says: Uhh... I don't know? Pretty normal? Just because he's a the disembodied spirit of a giant red world-ending dragon locked away in my arm doesn't mean having a conversation is anything special or even difficult. Actually, Ddraig is pretty vocal when he feels like it. Like that one time I tried to sneak a peak on Buchou and Akeno-san changing and Ddraig told me that it wouldn't work because Buchou can sense me no matter where I am due to her Evil Pieces inside of me. Or like that other time when Ddraig saved me from a mental crash out when I first met a fishman and thought all my fantasies about having a mermaid in my harem were over! Turns out fishpeople and merpeople are entirely different species of water dwelling races. Not that I have anything against fishpeople! I'm no racist! But having underwater sex with a beautiful big breasted mermaid with shells on her oppai is one of my major goals in life!

And I can definitely get it to come true! Ddraig told me there are entire kingdoms of merpeople here in the great inner seas of Infernity! He even told me, a very, very, very long time ago he actually dated a Mermaid Queen and they had hybrid Merdragon kids! I'm not sure I believe him...

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Karnath asks: Issei what is your impression of Lady Tiamat and how nervous is Ddraig around her?

Issei says: The blue lightning dragon that fought that Koko-whatsit guy? Uhh, she's strong? I guess? I don't know, I was more worried about staying alive than getting any sort of impressions. Ddraig wasn't really nervous, at least I don't remember him feeling nervous. But, again, I kinda was preoccupied with the whole not dying thing. Actually, I'm not sure if Ddraig is even capable of feeling something like nervousness. Besides, from what Buchou told me, Boosted Gear just hops from one host to the next, so if something happened to me, at worst, Ddraig would just get a new host. Kinda morbid when I think about it...

And I haven't really seen that lightning dragon since. I know she flies around the skies in Infernity making thunderstorms and I know she's apparently dating Satan, not sure how that works out given the size difference, but love is love!

Eh? What's that Ddraig? Ohhhh! She can transform? That makes so much more sense!

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SplooshMeister asks: Issei what are your thoughts on your peerage and Sona’s being placed under lord Ichigo’s care? And Ddraig what is your understanding of Lord’s ichigo unique “placement” in the supernatural cosmology?

Issei says: Preemptive apologies! Ddraig says, and I quote: "I am in no mood to humor mortal curiosities today." As for your question for me... dude. Duuuuude.

Stuffed in a house with a bunch of super hot girls and cramped living space? It's awesome! Do you have any ideas how many times I've accidentally walked in on Akeno-san changing? Or Xenovia-chan wrapped in a bath towel?! This has to be the closest I've gotten to accomplishing my dream of getting my own harem in my life! I even once saw Tsubaki-senpai in lingerie by accident! I mean, I try not to encroach on that idiot Saji's dream harem, but if Kaichou's peerage is going to give me a free show, I'm not going to complain! Also, fuck Saji!

As far as I'm concerned, fucking hail Satan! I just wish the guy didn't flex his power so much... really hard for us plebs to live our lives when reality goes crazy every time he decides to aura farm!

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Boondoggle asks asks: Issei Hyoudou, Besides the several races, are there any other features in the day to day lifestyles of Infernity that make it unique to the human world?

Issei says: Like everything! Crime rate is nearly non-existent. Which isn't surprising when the guy in charge has an army of cannibalistic giant monsters walking the streets and can literally throw you in Hell. There's all sorts of amazing cuisine from all over the universe here too. I've really started to dig Fey food! They use a lot of fungi in their dishes and, according to Ddraig, the Myxclaagi mushroom soups I get from this one shop a few blocks down from our place was pioneered by the Unseelie Court. It's a favorite of local Celtic Dragons and I can totally see why!

Oh, and there's all the magic stuff too! Like, it's literally everywhere: in the air, the water, the plants and people! I've grown more than an inch since I gotten here! Speaking of magical plants, they're assholes! I once had to fight a giant sunflower that could shoot lasers! Why does a sunflower need to shoot lasers!? How does evolution even do that!?

What I also love about Infernity is the amazing infrastructure and public transportation! Back home in Japan we had a really good railway and train transportation, but here in Grevex, we have hundreds of teleport waypoints! You just walk up to these giant stone pillars and state your desired destination, and poof! You're teleported! And that Satan guy made it completely free too! But Godbad told me that was a really unpopular decision with some of the working class as Satan creating free public transport basically killed the flying carpet taxi business. On one hand, it sucks for people to lose their job, on the other, I can't afford to hire a ride every time I need to go to work! But I'm sure Satan figured out a solution... or maybe he just threatened everyone to leave him alone? He does seem like the kind of guy to do that...

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Capitão Óbvio asks: Issei Hyoudou, What's it like having a dragon on your head? Ddraig, What was the reason you and Albion fought for the first time?

Issei says: Didn't I already answer something like this? It's really not that different. Actually, it's really helpful. Ddraig is really good at helping me keep my head straight. My mind has a tendency to wander off, even though I can't really help it! It's not my fault oppai are so wonderful! Just the other day, I saw Koneko-chan is this adorable onesie and I couldn't help but imagine cuddling in bed with her and then slowly undressing her and-!!!

Whoops, sorry. See? Ddraig came in again and set me straight. What was the question? Oh yeah, it's pretty nice having an ancient super-wise dragon filling me in and explaining all of the weird things I encounter in supernatural world. Plus, I can breathe fire! Chicks dig guys who can breathe fire! There's also the fact that I can grow defensive dragon scales! I'm not sure if I can use dragon scales to attract girls... actually, that's something I'll need too look up. Ddraig! Remind me next weekend to go to the library and look up Lizard-people and Lamia mating habits!

Another side effect of hosting Ddraig is that my senses are really enhanced now! I mean, my eyesight was never bad, but now I can perfectly spot oppai and accurately guess their measurements from over a mile away! My sense of hearing and smell are also heightened! Which is very useful when looking for things in a house as cramped as ours. Things get mixed up and lost all the time. I once helped Akeno-san find her scrunchie by sniffing it out! She patted me on the head and called me a good boy... man she's so hot...

Ddraig still isn't taking any questions, sorry!

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Skadarken asks: Issei, do you still have privacy to "take care of things"? Especially with the Red Dragon Emperor in one arm?

Issei says: Nope! It was super awkward at first, but Ddraig says he doesn't care. In his own words, "Centuries of being stuck in you monkeys has long since eroded what indignation I once possessed." I mean it didn't take centuries for me, more like a month, (don't judge me) but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!

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esdeath’s thicc thighs asks: Issei, is lord Ichigo getting in the way of your Harem king plan? How does it feel to get NTR’d?

Issei says: Fuck you! Why would you even say that?! There's no way Buchou or Akeno-san or Xenovia-chan or Asia-chan or Koneko-chan would ever be attracted to that monstrously powerful kind-of-sometimes-depending-on-how-the-light-hits-him handsome bastard!

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Please, please, please don't tell him I called him a bastard! He scares the crap out of me!

But uh-uh! No way! The only reason Buchou and the rest get all red and sweaty around him is because he's hot, as in literally hot! I mean seriously! Have you been around him? The guy is a walking furnace!

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Veteran Ahsoei asks: Issei, if you were to never encounter the supernatural - never got killed, never met Rias and became a devil, live on as a human etc - how will you see yourself in... let's say 5 - 10 years?

Issei says: I'm actually really good with computers! You kind of have to be to jailbreak and pirate the latest eroge games! But yeah, I was planning on going into software engineering and, maybe, game development. I also really, really wanted to travel so, you know, I could recruit a bunch of foreign beauties into my harem! But now, I'm in the Underworld and not just foreign, I can seduce entire different species. For a guy supposedly from Hell, this Satan guy is basically running my version of paradise!

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NASUVERSE Recovering: Issei Hyodo... can you imagine a World were Woman only have non-existent breasts?

Issei says: ...what a sad, miserable thing to imagine and dwell upon. I genuinely feel sorry for you. You know, the guy that I work for has a lot of contacts in the professional magical world, including healers and shamans. If you need to be uncursed or given an enchanted buff, let me know, I'll see if I can hook you up.

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Issei says: Thank you everyone for your questions! This was actually kind of fun! Except for that one NTR guy; I hope your thicc thighs get taken away from you! Anyways, Kaichou's super hot, shortstack older sister gave me card to read off of... where did I put it? Oh! Here it is!

"Ahem! Thank you all for your questions! The Ministry of Foreign Affairs is grateful for your time and interest in the denizens of the Underworld and we encourage you to spend time within the Empire and see all of our attractions and local sights! As you are currently touring Infernity, please be aware that my berry-headed brother's Reavers operate on an 'eat first; ask second' policy. Please exercise extreme caution in matters pertaining to the law. Also, please avoid the third-floor bar, there's been several reports of food-poisoning amongst the diners."

...wait... third floor bar!? I just ate lunch there!