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GAM447: Consider it All Joy (Patreon)

Published:
2024-03-11 17:47:24
Edited:
2024-03-12 00:05:59
Imported:
2026-06

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This week Cara joins us and, despite the title, does NOT consider it all joy.

Comments

Thorn

Best God Awful Movie is when the podcast is twice as long as the film

Denise Huston

Cara's no-sell intro had me cackling in my office, so now I look unhinged. This is not a complaint, but a compliment.

Denise Huston

I shouldn’t mention that technically I "proposed" to my husband while nude. Is that better or worse than in tube socks?

James Robbins

Cara is very astute, according to IMDB, this movie was filmed in Lake Arrowhead, CA.

Unofficial_Opinion

Speaking of which, doctorcarasantamaria.com needs more content.

WK

Can someone tell me the timestamp for the boss's toupee? I want to see it but I am not willing to watch this whole movie. 😂

Markus Nävergård

Maybe Rick understands that God is evil and want none of this

ABagFullofBags

Having not yet listened to the episode, my takeaway from this yawn heap of a movie is: If you have to layoff employees, fire the Christians first. They're like, totally cool with it.

KeepingThePlatesSpinning

I think the word you’re looking for is lure. It’s a lure, not tackle. I seriously love how you guys make a movie about nothing so entertaining! Much respect.

Marie Smith

When I was a kid, getting sent to the neighbors for an egg, a cup of sugar, or a cup of flour was perfectly ordinary. In the olden days, people only had one car, and often the car was at the work place. If my neighbor was baking and needed an egg, we would give her an egg she would bring us fresh baked cookies as a thank you.

Markus Nävergård

" how do they have no savings?" Reganomics Cara that is how

Markus Nävergård

Plot twist. David got Isekaid into a fantasy world of endless horny monster girls

Nick Power

I can't believe Eli swung and missed when picking a religious song: Carmina Burana includes a movement about an old women asking a shopkeep for make-up to attract younger men, and the shopkeep just groans.

Clockworkk

Oh my glob. The three of you arguing over whether or not it’s weird to ask your neighbors for eggs had me crying with laughter. The only person who could show up at my front door to borrow eggs without it being weird is my 87-year-old grandmother. That’s about it. Sorry, Cara.

James Russell

A pedant notes: Carmina Burana is very much *not* religious music, nor is it early; the text it's based on is medieval but the music itself by Carl Orff was only composed in 1936. A few people have fallen foul of copyright problems by using "O Fortuna" in ads, films, etc without permission cos they thought it was public domain (which it won't be for quite a while).

Mees Hilgersom

As someone who during their childhood lived in an area far away from any place to buy groceries (15 minutes to get to the store) it was uncommon, but not weird to ask for eggs, milk or other stuff. It was weird once: a child living down the street was the only one home and out of toilet paper and asked me for a few sheets. And no, that's not the weirdest experience I've had with this person.

Leslie Marchant

Personally, I found Rick's hair to be far more upsetting than toupee boss.

Victor Field

Given the writer/director of "Consider it All Joy" is called William Mings it's too bad Michael Marshall wasn't available for this episode, as "mings" is very uncomplimentary UK slang. In a sentence its use might go "Marjorie Taylor Greene mings".

Amanda McGuirt

God. My parents used to make $150k a year, had no financial sense, were constantly broke, and then they quit their jobs because God takes care of Christians.

Skeptibrarian

I’m the weirdo who would totally borrow an egg from one of my neighbors but I’m also the weirdo who is known for gifting cookies so my neighbors would happily give me an egg.

Anonymous

Eli you picked one of the very few classical works that are actually secular! From the Wiki: Carmina Burana (Orff): The selection covers a wide range of topics, as familiar in the 13th century as they are in the 21st century: the fickleness of fortune and wealth, the ephemeral nature of life, the joy of the return of spring and the pleasures and perils of drinking, gluttony, gambling, and lust.

V0ldek

Your casserole hate is unacceptable, you can make so many cool things and bake it in an oven. Ffs, lasagne is technically a casserole!

Another Craig

Yes! Look, as a Nebraska boy, sometimes I just want a plate of hot, creamy gloop, okay??

Zachary Z

I'm bringing ya'll a hotdish if you ever come to the Midwest.

Bunny Bismuth, Bun-Bun of Seething

Wait, it's weird to ask neighbors for things? Look, I get y'all are asocial but come the hell on. I, for example, have no vehicle and live pretty much as far from every decent market in town as is possible. Why shouldn't I ask my neighbor, who lives in the same apartment building as I, to lend me a small item?

Total Absolutism

I suspect they make it something like a traffic court to make the idea more palatable. Because if it's a real judge, and a serious crime, the ridiculousness of the idea is instantly more apparent.

Renee Y Bisel

Ha! The Kyrsten Sinema joke I've waited for in the intro.

Paintmekala

Goddamn that car crash description threw me back to reading Flowers in the Attic with all that gory detail

Uriah Jackson

It's not that strange where I grew up (a village of 1800 or so people), but it would be strange in the city where I live now.

Uriah Jackson

Eli didn't need to tell us that Cara is a professional, we've heard her endure through trials like Redeeming Love.

Off-label Botanist

Thinking it's weird to borrow groceries from your neighbors is a part of why we have an epidemic of loneliness. I introduced myself to my neighbor by asking to borrow a blender to make a grain- free cake

Markus Nävergård

Cara studies dying and death, she has skin books, collects dead peoples teeths. Is Cara a Necromancer?

Tamylyn

thats a d&d minus character if I've ever heard one

Sparrow

I very much agree with Cara that both Noah and Eli are way too dedicated to treating literally every human action as if it's inexcusably weird.

Shayne Brooks

Isn't it funny that they are making fun of people who don't have enough money to afford anything but sometimes have to make a casserole out of "whatever white people have in their cupboards."

Donny 'The Moist' Forsyth

I live in a tiny California mountain town and my neighbors TOTALLY borrow eggs, sugar and one memorable time a neighbors kid asked if we had a bouncy ball and a yard stick which we did. She was doing a school project and her mom told her that the gay guys with the crazy decorated house would probably have the things. We did!!!