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GAM Bonus 089: Madam Web (Patreon)

Published:
2024-03-25 20:32:47
Edited:
2024-03-25 22:32:13
Imported:
2026-06

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We recorded this month's bonus episode last month, and we went to theaters to do it.

Comments

Sarvis

I heard the Reference to Madam Web in GAM earlier today and thought "Well, the only reason Noah would subject himself to that movie would be if it was the bonus Episode this month." And sure enough!

Thorn

Yay!!!

Josiah Mann

Code red is definitely still available lol

Markus Nävergård

oh yes another of SONY´s sad attempts to make their own MCU from the stuff marvel rejected, just what i needed as i was relistening to Morbius

CarrieBoo

The entire episode is just the cast snoring. 😴

Brendan Horn

Im standing here in 2024 drinking a Code Red and am very confused.

Robert Muse

Love the reference to snl/Spider-Man team up

Someday Sera

I didn't make the connection to GAM, but I definitely wondered why noah would have seen it.

Someday Sera

And man, the trailers for the next one, Kraven, look BAD, there's a reason they delayed that bad boy a full year like...2 weeks before release. The notion that venom is the best of the lot is just...apalling, venom isn't good, I just didn't hate it. The disparity between sony studios and sony animation studios reminds of DC. DC animation is generally excellent, DC live action is horrendous. Live action sony marvel? terrible, the two spiderverse movies? fucking phenomenal.

WolfOfMibu

I am in romantic love with senor pets

Sean Young

"Nicholas Cage vehicle" is my new favorite way to say "movie"

S. Shange

To quote from an older episode of GAM, "I'm so excited! I'm so happy! I'M SO EXCITED! I'M SO HAPPY".

William Evan Barnes

Ok, where did Señor Pets first show up? I know all the references to him, but haven't heard the actual original thing, and it's driving me nuts

Markus Nävergård

"That guy climbed the cealing like a gecko!" and " he has venom hands, like a sea wasp jellyfish!" and they stay in that wood untill today

Jeff Kenney

Just thought I should mention that Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 is out.

Markus Nävergård

all talk of foster parents made me want to hear GAM do "Free willy"

V0ldek

It's on the last Cognitive Dissonance Vulgarity for Charity

WolfOfMibu

Correct its the march 7 cog dis vulgarity for Charity. Its def worth hearing senor pets first appearance.

Denise Huston

The Charlotte's Web digression got me. Imagining a spider web with PIG FUCKER just spelled out.

Denise Huston

"It's like DDR," congrats Noah, you just gave my husband an erection.

Mees Hilgersom

Ok, yes, we all get things wrong sometimes and Noah corrects a lot of mistakes already, and yet... Yes, you can smash burgers. Don't do it after the fat has heated up (so smash in the first 20 seconds or so), use a metal spatula and try for an even smash across the whole burger. This way it keeps the juices, you get a good crust and it saves a bit of time.

Rachel J Larris

Noah’s opinion on the ending of Scott Pilgrim is why I’m unsubscribing

Rachel J Larris

Although as I am Noah’s age I cannot fathom being nostalgic for 2003. I had just moved and wouldn’t know about Facebook until 2007

Bunny Bismuth, Bun-Bun of Seething

1) No, Eli, Mt Dew Code Red has been continually available since it was introduced. 2) DON'T USE THE PHRASE "WHEELCHAIR-BOUND". IT'S OFFENSIVE.

One I'd Nick

Can't believe Heath missed calling "the pool of doodily-do" a "jaccu-dilly-do"

Breandan Kedrowski

I'm just hoping Noah remembers that Scott is in his early 20's and Knives is 17 and still in highschool and maybe at least reconsiders them ending up together

Adam Martin

They left out the best bit, the Spider Baddie is killed by the Pepsi sign! How many other product placements get to kill the villain?

Daniel the-vegetarian-blacksmith Sullivan

I have to confess that I was with Eli, not knowing the difference between the two Dakotas. How many Dakotas are there out there, aside from North and South!

Another Craig

Eli's introduction of Senor Pets' first name was the hardest I've laughed in a while

Another Craig

I tried to google it, actually, but all I wound up learning was that 2001's Josie and the Pussycats still(? As of 2022 at least) holds the record of most product placements (109 individual instances).

Adam Martin

That is kinda impressive tbh

That Julia Person

I love how this movie needs to explain why Maddam Web is blind or a wheelchair user. Some people are blind. Some people use wheelchairs. Do we need a whole backstory for that?

Uriah Jackson

Noah was definitely wrong. The point of the movie and the comic is that Scott is a shitty guy and rather than ending up with anybody he needs to work on doing/being better.

Markus D

Except that time that a robot definitely shot a guy in Rebel Moon.

The Hey Eliott Podcast

You know the movie is bad when Heath gets Stockholm Syndrome in the first fifteen minutes

Rachael Adamczyk

And American Idol was extremely popular in 2003. That was like season 2.

Kespos

They still have Mountain Dew Code Red.

Markus Nävergård

apparently so, because those things do not just happen it seems

Rachael Adamczyk

omg thank you! I hate Tom, so I don't listen to Cog Dis and I was going nuts trying to figure it out!

Markus D

Lol, I'm wondering why you hate Tom, but at the same time the main reason I don't listen to Cog Dis is because I think Tom is "the loud guy who isn't funny", I just don't know if I would say I "hate" him.

Markus D

@Rachael I don't think their issue with American Idol was that it wasn't popular at the time, but rather that the movie was being too heavy-handed with its references to popular 2000s things.

Kemplify

I legit think this movie will become a cult classic. The little details and snippets of dialogue really jolt you out of your boredom with a "Wait...what?" over and over. Stuff you just don't see coming.

Someday Sera

I mean...evidently not since they just toss some fireworks in her face at the last second rather than actually writing a backstory.

Someday Sera

I imagine they were trying to avoid calling him man spider since that's already a thing. (peter's powers ran out of control at one point and he became a literal "spider...man") but like...homo means same, not human. So it should be arachna-sapien or....somehing (though that's still spiderman not man spider, but it sounds...better than sapien-arachnid? I dunno....

Someday Sera

If you haven't listened to this week's citation needed "odd lengths of screws" you should do so, you get a little more senor pets in there.

WolfOfMibu

I Def listened to it and I'm one of the listeners very happy about the return of before and after show shenanigans!

Someday Sera

It's sort of horrifying to hear them refer positively to next. Really puts how bad this movie is into perspective. Because gam did next a couple years ago and it sucks hard. Just...less hard than this movie.

Someday Sera

reportedly they plan to do a whole...horrible cinematic universe.

Someday Sera

allegedly it's much better...but still horrible. The few screenshots i saw on the review at least showed significantly better costumes. Still not sure we should subject the guys to another one of those though.

Sean Young

I haven't caught up on the archives yet. I remember thinking it was cool but ultimately a little dumb. Now I need to do a Nick Cage Marathon lol.

Mark Warren

It’s the best movie ever. Join the Army.

Riley Cullerton

I’m not sure where else it’s available but it’s definitely available all over Illinois we even still have a weird amount of mtn dew flavors at random gas stations

Andy Ward

I have no doubt that Eli's "should we?" conversations are exactly how it happened

Rachel J Larris

Now that Madam Webb is on streaming I got to watch. It’s a beautiful bad movie and I realized why it’s not the actors fault. Since they had no idea what each scene was supposed to accomplish Dakota Johnson was more unlikable than I thought it was meant to be.

tsukiouji

... Does Eli think that Code Red isn't made anymore?

Catboyslim

Eli don’t be a dick weed ! Optometrists go to school for 8 years!