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GAM091 Heaven Bound (Patreon)

Published:
2017-05-14 21:10:49
Imported:
2026-06

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This week we go off the rails early, and never really get back on them. Also, Eli's joke about us only doing 100 episodes goes from gag to prediction about iTunes future classification of our show.

Comments

Grumpy ball of sunshine

I know this is a really old post but Eli’s god awful races bit and Noah and Heaths’ reactions had me in tears holding onto a sturdy object to prevent falling to the floor. That was so hilarious I can’t thank you guys enough.

Ian from wine country

OMG, Heath is the first other person I know of who has heard of Poolhall Junkies. I love that movie.

HidariMak

Glad to know that it's only a gag. I was worried there for a bit, especially since 'Citation Needed' could be seen as a replacement podcast to keep your regular 3 count schedule.

Mr Pudifoot

I was unable to find this movie online, and it didn't look good/bad enough to buy the DVD.

VeganDanimal

How does Eli know about my chair?!?

Medicare for All, Meathooks for McConnell

So door to door evangelists will not leave as long as you keep talking. I kept a pair of JW evangelists busy for over 2 hours while pitching the higher perks of atheism before I felt obligated to get back to my actual job.

Michelle C

Heath is correct. Mayo doesn't belong on sandwiches - or anything else for that matter. It's disgusting. And Eli there are plenty of womenfolk who get your porn references. #justsaying

Sarah Fullerton

My cat gets grain free food... she has asthma...

Big Easy Blasphemy

My dog is actually allergic to wheat, so her diet is gluten free! But fuck organic -- she's allergic to SO many things that I have a hard enough time finding food/treats free of all her real medically-documented allergies, I'm sure as hell am not going to further limit the pool with pointless nonsense. (When the vet was explaining her test results to me, he jokingly said "she kinda needs to be a bubble-dog")

Jacob Davis

"Horse racist" is my new term for jockeys.

Zena

I CANNOT BELIEVE that you're not coming to Vegas! 💩

Alex Emery

I think Andrew just shot himself. I need that show to exist though.

Tedcruz Forhumanpresident

About being a pizza driver, turns out if youre basically the only human in your shitty little town thats sane enough to drive for DOMINOES, its a pretty sweet gig. By the end i was getting mildly ridiculous bribes to stay there, and i was listening to Scathing in the back without headphones and the mennonite employees never questioned it. Also, taking a shitty tip from some jesus freak and knowing its gonna fund another week of dick joke podcasts

Christopher Jared

Oh man I used to work at a pizza place, and there were so many relatable jokes in this episode! One of my favorite stories from when I worked there was time when all five of us working one shift, plus four other people who didn't work there at all, all got high in the walk-in freezer for like an hour, finally decided to get back to work, and the phones were blaring off the hook and there was a line of like 10 dine in customers waiting for us, and we put the other four deadbeats to work making pizzas to catch up. :D That was fun.

The Park

I assume the dog torturer is a reference to vivisection? Am I right?

Marcus

AND a High Fidelity deep cut. Take my money! :o)

omegashorts

I almost fell out of chair when Eli started doing God Awful Races. Fat People Logic: My abs hurt from laughing, so now I don't have to do sit-ups this week.

Donna Tufariello

So does mine, and she gave me asthma. She is on antidepressants, too.

Daniel M.

I'm surprised they didn't discuss Citation Needed more. Heath discusses the Citation Needed pod and Noah covers the Wikipedia tie-in on GAM025 - 8:45

Julie Workman

I'm super stoked you guys are doing the prophecy movies. My favorite part of all the movies is in the first one where walken is talking to the kids on the steps of the school and as they're going back in he says to them "study your maths, kids! It's the key to the universe!" And he has this little smirk on his face like, "you fucking monkeys don't know shit" it's amazing.

Bic Texas

Nobody tell Heath that mayonnaise is essentially just oil and vinegar with some egg emulsified in it to make it spreadable. Poor guy will eat dry sandwiches for the rest of his life.

Your Music Saved Us

Thanks, guys! I almost died today while listening to this episode while driving. I laughed so hard I had to pull off the road.

Markus D

I just had to come back to this episode after re-listening to it to comment that PONIES ARE NOT THE PUGS OF THE HORSE WORLD. If Eli is talking specifically about "miniature ponies", then sure, though it's more that they're more susceptible to defects found in normal horses, as opposed to something like the pug or modern English bulldog where they have unique breed problems. But ponies in general are just like shorter, stockier horses with thicker hair.

Markus D

I HOPE SO. Or else I missed out on some very weird point in history where people just HATED dogs.

Kristine VanRaalte

Eli is so wound up...More than usual, if that's possible. 🤣