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We're joined by the legendary Cecil Something Italian to review the GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME!

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CarrieBoo

I am so excited for this. Only slightly disappointed Noah's on vacation. Y'all gotta get him to see this insane cinematic delight. *How do you not even mention the Schwarzenegger cameo??? C'mon. Of all the ridiculous things that happen in this film, that one happens right away.

Fren

On our anniversary day? What a gift this is! <3<3

Definitely an AI overlord

Okay, but if they review this... they've *got* to do "Walking Tall" too right? It's the quintessential opposite to this movie!

Gilmore Snout

I took the suggestion and decided to rewatch this movie… I remember thinking Seann William Scott was a handsome dude. Watching it now, he looks like… well, he looks like he would go on to star in the Dukes of Hazard remake…

Christiaan Spapé

Quick question, did the ancient people who set up the trappy-roof-system know about cats?

BT Dubs

After they mentioned early on that it was on Netflix I literally stopped the podcast, hopped on my computer and watched it first. Probably the first time in 3 years of listening to GAM that I did so and so fucking happy I did. Also- where's the suit, Ray? WHERE IS IT?!

BT Dubs

Yeah, but I think Brazil is more stocked with pumas than jaguars. Could be mistaken.

Christina Lio

Come on guys! Cecil set you up for Dez Nuts!!

Happyninja42

Oh man I love this movie SO MUCH. I genuinely think it's Dwayne's best performance, because he's actually forced to play someone slightly not himself. After this, he's basically just playing The Rock in every film he's ever made since. But this one, he's got to act with Sean William Scott as a buddy comedy duo, with Dwayne being the butt of the jokes in the pairing. He's got to act ridiculous and awkward. And honestly, I think the two of them had great chemistry. This movie is just fantastic. It knows what it is, and isn't trying to be anything else, and it does it 100%

Happyninja42

i mean...pumas and jaguars are cats soo....

DataAngel

I always thought of Carl the Pugapegacorn of more like a hairier Danny DeVito

Theta

Wait for real! I unironically love this movie

Matt

Implying Walken is responsible for Musk, now that’s a brickin’.

Nashjillian

I have come to love Eli calling him "'The Rock' Dwayne Johnson" rather than the more common "Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson"

Peter Graham

Watch “Stuntmen React” from Corridors Digital… the scene where they fall down the mountain… it was one stuntman…

Lyall Elspeth

An Eli Starcraft episode as a long-overdue spiritual successor to the Heath EVE episode on CN?! Yes please.

SonWinks

I mean if the next bonus movie isn’t American Pie - with Cecil … I’ll be sad!!!!

Theta

I legit saw this review come out and went and watched the movie before listening to this…

Breandan Kedrowski

Brazil actually has almost 50% of the world's Jaguar population.

Markus D

Did Eli try to say CONFLAGRATIONS at 2:29 and gave us THAT?

Jen Balogh

My husband and I did listen to this before watching the movie, but we 100% did watch after listening, and then listened again!! 🤣

Thayne Warner

I think he actually landed on a spoonerism of conflagrations and configurations.

Blue Star Comics

Rock and Scott went on to later both be in the Southland Tales, which I'm amazed hasn't also ended up as a GAM bonus episode at some point.

Christiaan Spapé

Ah, I get it. I didn't watch the movie and was picturing a housecat as the treasure, as my language has a specific word for the cat as in the feline family [katachtige] versus that beast that is currently trying to catch her own tail right in front of me [kat]. Would have been kinda funny though.

Jo Tyler

I am long overdue for a Rundown rewatch, so thanks for the excuse!! ;D

Kate Jay

As an Australian I was confused by the lapse in vowel contrast & reappearance of rhoticity in Eli's antipodean phonology (the post-credits outtake explained it tho). I think Eli must have had some dialect coaching and it has really paid off. His last Ray Comfort in particular was fucken choice mate. FWIW Eli, if in doubt say "cunt" a few times & you'll be swoit iz, broi

RudeTea Rex

I like the StarCraft idea

Gilmore Snout

It’s a tiny thing, but Rosario Dawson has a Brazilian accent when she’s speaking English, but she seems to kinda slip into an American accent when she’s speaking Portuguese.

Sparrow

I think Eli had the same reaction to this film using 'Do not go gentle into that good night' that I had to a James Bond film using 'Ulysses'.

Makin' do.

I waited to watch this until I had a bad day sadly that happened way sooner than I planned on it. I waited because I love this movie so much I wrote and read fanfic. Gay fanfic about this for multiple years 😄

Clockworkk

I have to watch this fucking movie.

Andrew Gibson

I have to watch it again. It’s amazing.

William Koch

BOONS ON THE GRINE! Love this movie. Watching with the commentary is really fun too

Markus D

I guess everything has a fandom, but this feels like a crazy movie to write fanfic about.

Markus D

It still kind of bothers me, mostly because I don't know why he does it. Like, is it a joke? Does he think it's "correct"?

Rachel Manente

My introduction to Christopher Walken. Love this movie!

Cora Ledbetter

I am once again requesting a review of Constantine 🙏I need more of this type of episode in my life

Joseph Michell

Bernie Reyes Jr. Plays the swinging kick guy, who you may know as Keno the Pizza delivery guy from Secret of the ooze, or as Johnny from Surf Ninjas the better film in my opinion which also had a pretty ridiculous fall down a jungle cliff scene. And rob snieder who does woo now.

Joseph Michell

I have attended many nay i would say hundreds if not closingnin on the digit number of Laker Games and even Game 7 in 2010 against the Celtics and the 2023 western conference finals. Im a Navy Veteran living in Texas and this was the closest ive ever felt to personally attacked. Pool noodles at dawn gentlemen pool noodles at dawn.