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GAM 477: Church of Darkness (Patreon)

Published:
2024-10-07 19:36:14
Edited:
2024-10-31 21:19:20
Imported:
2026-06

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This week, Cara joins us to stare at an underlit screen wondering what we're supposed to be seeing.

Comments

Stella

Yay, it's Cara!

Gilmore Snout

He’s behaving that way toward the daughter to establish that she’s his daughter, the movie doesn’t know how creepy it is

Gilmore Snout

I think Rosalita is meant to be his wife, so the bad guys have a blended family, which is why Olguita and Gomez live there

Bradley Gilbert

Here for Cara being here for 'happy' metal. I 💜 the boys but do they even listen to music?

Caldwell

The Roberts Rules doodalidoo bit is top tier funny, every line a banger 💀

Altinia Holdings Inc

The music is way better than it has any right now be in the first 15 minutes of the is movie

Matt

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

Stansky

Is Noah recording from a CB radio?

Rachel Manente

Nah, he's old. He uses a tin can and string phone.

Stansky

Usually not, though. He's so picky about audio and editing. It doesn't seem like him to be happy with that kind of record. I hope everything is alright.

Markus D

Sounds like a conservative.

Andrew Gibson

Unfortunately the masons don’t reveal that God isn’t real. At least not the main Masonic organisation UGLE. You do have to believe in a higher power, the universe itself self is fine for most lodges. So it is open to different religions, and atheists aren’t supposed to join. Or you just don’t tell them that you are an atheist.

Denise Huston

Heath, I get it about the aftercare thing, the first time I heard people using that outside kink circles I was like...isn't that just manners? Like yeah man, let's cuddle and clean up, have some water. Didn't know it applied to vanilla sex.

Jon Herrin

Cara: When I saw you at one of the Chicago Extravaganzas, I was going to tell you I found a website that Eli can't buy for you. It's findagrave.com. I used it to locate my great grandmas grave in a cemetery in north Chicago that weekend.

Oboewan

The mayor was engaged to Sue Cucumber? *cue veggietales theme* 🎶 If you like to talk to tomatoes If a squash can make you smile If you like to waltz with potatoes Up and down the produce aisle 🎶

WelcomeToFalse

I call shenanigans, Noah! You can’t have the best worst lighting, if there is no lighting.

Jon Herrin

For the initiated. Just start listening at 1:27. It's the climax of the whole episode. Poor Cara...

Markus Nävergård

BhaalSpawn? Like from the fucking Baldurs gate game series?

Markus Nävergård

Happy metal is what the band "freedom call" calls their music.

Jme Simard

I feel your pain, Eli, I had a bedtime/curfew all through high school too. And maybe part of university.

Rachel J Larris

Knowing this was Cara’s first appearance with all of PIAT made this an immediate relisten

The Cleveland Cynic

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought Noah’s mic was slightly over modulated

Markus Nävergård

soon we will see the triforce be used in one of these to ward of a demon

CajunRoyalty

My bedtime was 9:00 when I was 17 years old. My curfew was dinner time. I spent so many Friday nights with my parents watching Murder, She Wrote, Matlock, and Highway to Heaven. When I turned 18 I got an extension to 10.

This-is-a-text-message

Fun fact; when I was Ia small child in Catholic school I won a TEENY TINY Bible. Like 1 x 1.5 inches. Full KJB completely readable with a very powerful magnifying glass. I still have it because it's just too cute.

Marcus Meitzler

Now I finally know why Hecate says "So mote it be " in Hades 2

Sparrow

I had one on a key ring, the glue keeping the pages in eventually gave out

Amy Baloo

As a former Christian kid, I was extremely obsessed with "The Occult" as it was something that was constantly referenced and warned against in our church. I'm still kinda obsessed with it, it just manifests in excessive True Crime viewing...

Vilhelm

either the crew scrambled off of the rocking chairs before he stomps out of the house cleansing or they were magically moving in response to his embarrassing pleas

Markus Nävergård

this has nothing to do with the movie, but it relates to Noahs Diatribe on this weeks scathing atheist about everyone saying it was a miracle his house survived the hurricane. Last year my sister was in a traffic accident, the car totalled, she made it through with only a broken foot and both she and i gets so fucking tired and pissed when folks says " oh you had a guardian Angel" no, she had a car that was built to take the brunt of the impact. no one takes into account the series of event leading up to the accident, where was that angel when the guy in the opposite lane tried to over take a truck and rammed into my sister? So yeah Noah, that diatribe hit home more than others.

Markus D

Same. I get calling it "aftercare" with kink because you might need to go beyond those basics, but I never thought of using that specific term in regards to simple things you just do after you had sex with someone if you're not a huge asshole.

Oxford Comma is Mandatory

If you are interested in growly death metal I recommend Amon Amarth and Asenblut.

Acela2163

Regarding the train scene at the start of the movie: I'm fairly confident that the interior of the train is entirely fake. I think they got an old coach bus seat and just put it next to a green screen with a curtain rod over the top of it. As for the brief exterior shot as the scene transitions, we're looking at the bottom (so about 3 feet below window height for a passing train) of an Amtrak Viewliner II baggage car, which could be on the rear of any Amtrak train with checked baggage. Since the movie was shot in Florida, it's probably one of Amtrak's silver service trains.