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October Patron Episode Suggestion Thread: Har Har Horror (Patreon)

Published:
2024-10-18 11:49:02
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2026-06

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Have we used that pun before? I imagine not. Anyway hit us with your favorite horrible horror movies and we'll review one...or maybe heath will pick his own. He is a wildcard after all.

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WolfOfMibu

Wish upon... Ugh what an awful horror movie

Mark Smith

Bloodbath at the house of death

Kevin McGonigle

Malignant( it’s has one of the dumbest plots of all time but somehow the execution is great) another selling point backwards fighting

Kevin McGonigle

Legion. It’s the story of job kinda with the main characters name being wait for Jeeb

Beau Branson

Zombeavers!! The jokes write themselves!!

Adam Ronhovde

Jeepers Creepers 2. An insanely funny (unintentionally) follow up to a genuinely scary movie (to me as a kid lol)

Paintmekala

My Bloody Valentine remake

Gaz

Suburban Sasquatch!

WelcomeToFalse

Puppet Master is PAINFUL. I’m not sure how, but it must violate the Geneva Conventions.

Timothy Lehnerer

Truth or Dare?: A Critical Madness is the Florida Man of slashers. Directed by an eighteen year old and released direct to VHS in 1986. Even after you see it, you might not believe it.

MutatedWisdom

Quarantine (2008) is filled with bullshit to unpack

BT Dubs

Does Dreamscape count as a horror movie? Probably not, but it's all that's coming to mind.

Mark H

The Peanut Butter Solution is a kid’s movie, but it’s horrifying for all the wrong reasons

Adam Parkin

The Uninvited (1987) which features a killer cat that lives inside a cat 😹

Rhett Pendlebury

Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight, Billy Zane fully hamming it up as a Demon, it's both glorious and terrible, the cast is insanely stacked

Lars

I am already intrigued. That sounds wild.

Mark H

Werewolf (1995) is MST3K bad

Tinkerton

Gallowwalkers (2012) it looks amazing but makes absolutely no sense and I believe Wesley Snipes regrets every second of his involvement with it.

Bunny Bismuth, Bun-Bun of Seething

I renew my calls for you to cover Papi Gudia. It's literally Bollywood Chucky. Like they openly rip off the original Child's Play, sometimes shot-for-shot, but it's also got huge Bollywood musical numbers, and an ending that can qualify it as a main GAM episode. It's some crazy shit, and you simply must see it.

Timothy Lehnerer

Zombeavers is about as good as any movie with that title could be, but it's still not very good.

Sam

Thir13en Ghosts (2001)

WK

VEROTIKA!!!!!!!

Sam

The Village. It's been a while since you've done a Shyamalan movie.

Troublemaker Jake

The kid with the wild magic pubes is still burnt into my memory.

CarrieBoo

Aquaslash (2019): Dumb teenagers at a waterpark that wants them dead. Tarot (2024): The woo comes to life to murder everyone who got a reading. Pulse (1988): Not the weird cellphone movie. This one involves a possessed house that is trying to kill the neighbors with their showers and their garage doors.

Troublemaker Jake

The Puppet Master franchise has so much cheese even Heath would be overwhelmed.

Troublemaker Jake

Legion. Paul Bettany as a gun weilding angel saving humanity from a bored god wanting to do another great reset. May be more action than horror however.

Matthew Maxon

Horns with Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter). His GF is murdered & he grows horns & has supernatural powers trying to find the real killer. It's so great in a bad way. It's even a xtian movie

Michael Colon

Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel The first movie is awesome. So of course we put on the second movie. It is so bad. And there is a girl in there who clearly was just told about the concept of "found footage", and her acting choices are hilariously bad.

Kevin

Freddy vs Jason

Dan the Red

Death Bed: The Bed That Eats. It's kinda all there in the title

Matty B

Xtian adjacent. I dont think Joe Hill, Stephen King's son, is particularly fond of religion.

Matty B

Basket Case 1982. I wouldnt be surprised if its been done.

Chandra

Black Sheep (the indie horror flick from Australia) is both fantastic and terrible and terribly fantastic. Zombie Sheep!

Robby Haentze, a consumer of silliness

No One Will Save You (2023). An alien invasion movie that tries to be artsy. The Number 23 (2007). A teenage favorite of mine. Jim Carrey's noir-esqe descent into madness by seeing a certain number everywhere he goes. Twenty-three guesses as to what that number is.

Leslie Marchant

"Wolves", starring pre-Aquaman Jason Mamoa

Kain

This looks amazingly bad

Ted Meadows

The new version of The Crow

Dreamcrusher

13 Ghosts (2001). This movie boasts an amazingly stupid plot, a shifting glass house, and a tanker truck full of blood.

WelcomeToFalse

And the first one has enough woo in its plot to justify bringing in Marsh, as a guest.

Rinny writes

Dark angel: the accent is a terrible movie but I'm a wonderful way. It's a demon girl who lives with her demon mom and Dad in hell (they unironicly pray to god before eating people) and decides there is more. She ascends to earth to find love and punish the guilty. Some of the side parts are sooo bad.

Venkman's Assistant

Jason X. It's so earnest, but so cheap. Also, Gothika with Halle Berry.

Eric Johnson

Warlock (1989). It has the same plot as The Terminator. A bad guy travels through time to kill someone. Except instead of a killer robot it's Julian Sands as a witch with a weird accent. Plus a great scene with Mary Woronov as a psychic and a scene where the main character is supposed to be aging rapidly but she's really just running around a train yard with a lot of extra skin hanging off of her body.

Aaron Irvin

Second for The Number 23!

Aaron Irvin

Dracula 2000 (spoiler, its on brand!) any of the Final Destination movies Uwe Boll's second "masterpiece", Alone in the Dark

Julie Wine&Reason

Actually, I love that movie too much. Killer Clowns from Outer Space is fun- bad.

tsukiouji

Well sounds like I need to watch that

tsukiouji

The Blair Witch Project and/or its sequel

tsukiouji

The idea is for doing BAD movies though

Selena Simonetti

It: either version, Dawn of the Dead new version, Scanners, Cabin Fever. I’m going to remember more later LOL!

Maggie

Eli would call them Marishka doll votes

Maggie

Seconded!! Such a terrible but funny movie

Bunny Bismuth, Bun-Bun of Seething

It's a real fucked up experience, not least because it looks like it was made in the early 80s on the cheap but it came out in 96.

Stella

Oh man I forgot about this one. Yes please

Timothy Addison

Stephen king's SLEEPWALKERS. this movie was made for this.

Lady Kataluna

Rock and Roll Nightmare, Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon, Return of the Living Dead, Frankenhooker, Brain Damage. To be fair, none of these are actually bad-bad or even bad at all but I'd love to hear the guys take on them. lol

Lady Kataluna

My friend group and I have a literal drinking game just for this move!

Lady Kataluna

The Puppet Master Series is a treasure!! I love Six Shooter!!! lol

perminal

This one. Stab 'em with a corn cob. Graveyard Shift is a close second.

Gregory F Ladle

Queen of the Damned, Green Inferno, Cloverfield or Dreamscape

Cassie

Wild Zero Or another vote for the number 23

Jennifer Nollan

The Boy Who Cried Werewolf (1973). It has hippie Jesus Freaks!

Guthrie Fox

Doom (2005). Or Doom Annihilation.

Wustite

Event Horizon, Good Boy, 13 ghosts

The La-li-lu-le-lo

I just looked it up it was remade in 2019, not 2016.

Regina Calabrese

I wish again to nominate the 1999 version of the Haunting.

Mama Llaga

My henchling and I saw 'Number 23' for our first date... We spent no trivial amount of time gingerly maneuvering around the desire to tear it apart afterward. To our mutual relief we both found it to be an appallingly credulous pile of conspiratorial tripe, and have been together ever since.

Vausch Abendroth

That one takes on a whole new level of uncomfortable when you find out the director of both was a pedo. The third one is even worse and the reboot is a sin.

Adam Ronhovde

Oof. Never saw the third or heard of a reboot lol

Mama Llaga

"Hysterical" (1982) is the original "Scary Movie", right down to the shameless movie references & disrespect for people with mental illness. Victims become turtleneck-wearing nihilists with side burns. There is a pre-Thriller zombie dance number. Indiana Jones gets a beej from Dracula... as a bat. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085704/

Mama Llaga

I LOVE 'Bloodbath'. Vincent Price makes that campy stinker shine with his magnificent mugging. While we're at it, "The Abominable Dr. Phibes" (1971) is perfect for the main feed; a Biblical scholar (Price) visits upon his victims the plagues from Exodus. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066740/

Jennifer Gorman

The third one is even worse. (The first one is great.)

Jennifer Gorman

Night Swim It's perfect. It's a Blumhouse flick so the production value is good. But it's about an evil pool. AN EVIL SWIMMING POOL. That's it, that's the whole thing. It came out this year and it's so bad you guys.

TBoneSF

The "original Scary Movie" comment reminded me of an even earlier Halloween/Friday the 13th parody- Student Bodies from 1981. They saw Airplane! and thought "we could do that with slasher movies!" and is full of 80s bad takes on most anything from homosexuality to neuro-divergent people- but it's all a joke so it's okay, right?

Bryn

Night of the Creeps.

CarrieBoo

No one should watch this movie. Ever.

Nolan B.

It was made to be over the top and hokey, that was the point.

Thomas Wafer

Killer Klowns from Outer Space.

Chess Piece Face

The Baby (1973) "Nothing in this Nursery Rhymes"

Ilan Woll

The Nun Freddie v Jason Halloween 3

Mark H

I don’t know if it counts as bad, but it’s something to watch

Vausch Abendroth

The fact that y'all haven't done "Legion" (2010) yet is crazy.

Clockworkk

There’s also “IT Chapter Two,” a movie that seemed like it was trying to earn an award for the worst sequel of all time. It literally opens on a hate crime that has absolutely nothing to do with the story, and is never resolved. That’s just the beginning. There are so many unresolved plot points, it’s fucking absurd.

Donovan Morgan

Mazes and Monsters. Early Tom Hanks film which was part of the satanic panic attacking Dungeons & Dragons.

James Russell

That is a *profoundly* fucked film.

Kenneth Hannan

Slumber Party Massacre 2. Probably the worst killer in horror movie history.

HidariMak

1. Space Sharks -- Sharks are mutated in space to walk on land, before crash landing on Earth, for... reasons. 2. Attack of the Meth Gator -- A likely rushed cash-in for those who confuse the concept with Cocaine Bear, via The Asylum. 3. Crackcoon -- The perfect horror movie for those with a deep seated fear of being attacked by a crazed raccoon hand puppet.

Ilan Woll

They/them terrible Christian gay conversion camp slasher with Kevin Bacon

Trevor Stephens

See no evil 2006 A WWE movie featuring Kane, who is Glen Jacobs who is in politics....

Ryan Williams

Idle Hands (1999). Stoner Zombie Seth Green is the only reason I still own that movie.

Brandyn Riffle

I am of two minds on The Baby.. I want to hear their breakdown so much, but would feel guilty as Hell for encouraging them watch it.. but I still really want it. Not a slasher movie... But damn is it messed up

Detective Popcorn

The way the movie treats mental illness is beyond irresponsible. Eli would have a field day in tearing it apart.

Detective Popcorn

That scene was in the book. It was meant to be another highlight of how the "good people of Derry" turned a blind eye to the influence of Pennywise.

James Russell

What a berserk film that is. I would LOVE to hear the crew cope with it.

James Russell

Oh, I've seen the trailer for this. It looks... perplexing.

James Russell

Zombeavers is fantastic but it's too consciously "bad" to really qualify for GAM, I think.

Clockworkk

Yet another thing the movie failed to adequately convey, apparently.

CassieD

Alien Factor (1978) or The Cube (1997)

Kaleb Keefe

There’s always the MST3K classic “Hobgoblins”!

Frisson Muffin

I heard bird box is pretty bad, and a quiet place?

Taru Tikkanen

Bird Box has been covered, it was bonus episode number 31.

Taru Tikkanen

Hobgoblins was GAM bonus episode number 75.

Kaleb Keefe

lol forgot about that one :p

Frisson Muffin

You’re right, I completely forgot.

Cave_Dweller

Doom Annihilation is one of my favorite terrible movies. I could watch it every day and never quite see the bottom of the stupidity.

Cave_Dweller

ROCK AND ROLL NIGHTMARE! It IS the perfect bad film. From the production of the film and the documentary based on the star of the film AND HIS HAIR METAL BAND, to the actual *film* part of the film (which is STILL weirder, sillier, and more *pectorial* than anything I've just previously described).

Cave_Dweller

"Dont you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!"

Cave_Dweller

If there's anything that can break them, it might be this. That film is pure, high-grade batshit.

Cave_Dweller

Holy hell, I must know this.

Cave_Dweller

Dennis Quaid is so insufferable, I rooted for the bad guy, and not just because it's David Patrick Kelley.

Dan the Red

Are we trying to reward them with a GOOD movie? I thought the whole premise was god AWFUL movies!

Dan the Red

The Cube is a really good psychological thriller, if you want to go with a bad movie the Cube 2: Hypercube or Cube 3: Wow That Was Bad are the way to go

Dan the Red

Not Jessica Alba in an angel outfit?

Dan the Red

Awwww, i loved that movie. It's the epitome of late night horror cheese. I can almost hear Gilbert Godfrey saying "USA up all night" when I think of it

Kevin McGonigle

Don’t forget the fact that bullying and suicide saved the day lol

Kevin McGonigle

How dare you that movie is fantastic lol

Clockworkk

Yeah, the portrayal of Stan’s suicide as “noble” I thought came off as really bad taste. Also, that weird-ass side plot that seemed to be implying that Richie was secretly gay, but was too ashamed to admit it to his friends, and that’s also never resolved either. There’s no indication that he ever came to terms with his sexuality. Like, what the fuck, movie?

Uriah Jackson

The first remake was worse quality, the second remake was more "cringe".

Uriah Jackson

Danzig has another movie now too, Death Rider in the House of Vampires. It's also terrible.

BT Dubs

I believe if you and I ever met we would probably pull a Key and Peele, scream "David Patrick Kelley was the shiiiit!" in unison and then explode, and I don't think I could die any happier. Also, yeah it's odd how Dennis has kind of circled back around from being so insufferable at a young age to be in it in his later years.