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This week, we introduce Marsh to a horror movie so terrifying it includes repeated references to the American health care system.

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Roger

Yes! Yes! I heard this movie referenced on another podcast this morning and thought it would be a great movie for GAM. So excited to hear this episode.

Denise Huston

"Nobody’s allowed to hit my child except me." My mom LITERALLY said that, growing up.

Andrew Boesen

Marsh: "I have a new theory that she's paying for all that Chemo by illegally subletting the basement to those flies. They're all paying rent." The echoing and vacuous absence of Heath in this episode: "Landlord of the Flies."

Clockworkk

“Child Birdective Services” is the kind of quality humor I signed up for, thanks, Eli.

Drunkarius

Spoiler warning, I suppose. I saw this on Netflix and almost recommended it. I wish I had. I goddamned lost it when she started speaking in tongues during the exorcism scene. She does about as good a job as Heath does. Easily the most terrifying parts of this movie are the ending placards that say she got her kids back and that this was “based on a true story.”

CarrieBoo

OMFuckingG....so after seeing some comments in the Facebook group I decided to watch this movie before listening to the review. This GODAWFUL cringefest is based on some wild story out of Gary, IN. The Ghost Adventures grifter bought the house and made a "documentary" in it before it was demolished. Even that was better than this nightmare....

CarrieBoo

I lost it too. Then I lost it more when I saw what it was based on. Omfg....

Harper Court

As a Hoosier, I was oddly offended that the movie changed the location. We aren't good enough to have abusive parents trying to get out of trouble with CPS by claiming demon hauntings??

CarrieBoo

Maybe after the Zak Bagans thing, Indiana's just done with the whole thing. Noping on out for good.

Golden

Wait, so Omar Epps was in this movie and then he didn’t even do anything?

Kemplify

Holy shit, this is a horror movie by *Lee Daniels*? This guy directed Precious.

Laura Lusby

Oh gods this sounds like it could be about me. Three girls, a horrible mom, demons…yep. My family.

Dawn Wilson

Oh, guys...the child Andre is based on died 3 years ago, at age 17. His obituary doesn't mention what his cause of death was, just that he died in his house, "in his mother's arms".

Blue Star Comics

Actually very surprised the Election Day review isn't Hillbilly Elegy, but Dinesh is definitely also appropriate.

Kevin McGonigle

Love the podcast and cracked up multiple times. But one point of contention. The line about if it a thing of whites people calling CHILD services on black people. Historically in this country CPS Has been used to take children away from minorities over minor instances or true accidents.

Felladin

But I was promised a website! Curse Eli for lying.

Markus D

Oh god, oh fuck! This was an impossibly irresponsible movie to make! What the fuck, Netflix and relevant filmmakers?

WelcomeToFalse

Hard agree on Noah’s thoughts on the DualSense controller. It’s the most comfortable controller I’ve ever owned.

Talyn

Umm, so I have a question about the US commercials in general, I set my VPN to New York and all I get are election ads (mostly for republicans), prescription drug ads and an ad for a hoodie that is, and I quote: only for real men. So my question is, what the fuck is going on in the US?!

Kristine VanRaalte

I never thought of turning my childhood stories into a horror movie. When my mom chased my sister around the kitchen table with a butcher knife... Who knew?

Markus Nävergård

random question. anyone else having problem with patreon not loading uploads? all i get is the loading icon swirling endlessly

Stacy

Can’t believe a Glenn Close/Omar Epps relationship was waisted on this movie. That’s one of those relationships where both parties are lucky motherfuckers.

Spooky Luke

Child Bird-tective services 🤣🤣🤣

Denise Huston

Toxic masculinity and late stage capitalism.

WelcomeToFalse

Between the bronzer and that cringe inducing line from possessed grandma, all I can hear now is (in the voice of Tom Servo), “Glenn Close is Donald Trump as Don Imus!”

Talyn

Yikes!

Zach Van Stanley

Made me think of Three Slaps episode of Atlanta

Amelia Ritenour

I cracked up so hard that i made it a graphic. Couldn't get it out of my head for 2 days

Total Absolutism

Game rec for you: Tactical Breach Wizards. More of a puzzle game than it looks, and very fun.

A Minnesota Trans-Atheist podcast

As someone who has dealt with CPS on multiple occasions, across multiple generations....fuck i can see CPS as a villain.

Off-label Botanist

If a kid covered in bruises eating his own shit in School was approached by psychologists, they would absolutely walk away and let him go home if he were in Canada

Sparrow

When my mother was teaching she had a kid who was removed and then given back to the parents five times over the course of one school year.

Jordan Rose

I know it’s a me thing. And also, after the election, Eli jokes and shit hit different. I’m sure it’ll calm down over time but blegh