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December Bonus Suggestion Thread: christmastacular!! (Patreon)

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2024-12-02 16:25:16
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2026-06

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Hey folks couple things: 1. We're aware the november bonus episode didn't drop but we recorded it and will be releasing it soon so you'll get your sweet sweet november bonus fix 2. Were doing terrible CHRISTMAS movies for the december bonus so hit us with your worst christmas films (bonus points if they're not christian cause we're probably gonna do the christian ones on the main feed.) Thanks

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Henry Arndt

A Christmas Tree. Unbelievably bad animated movie!

Saxon

Hot frosty. It’s so stupid.

Diana

I just saw Red One and can confirm that it is both very bad and has some real jingly keys.

Laura Lusby

Also…Christmas with the Kranks

The Void30

You should do Home Alone 3. I loved it as a kid and it absolutely does not hold up

Margaret H Winnike

The new Netflix movie Hot Frosty was absolutely terrible but perfect for a GAM bonus episode. It also features Lacey Chabert from Christian Mingle. 😂

Tsukiwolf42

Christmas with the Kranks

Khristle

Rankin Bass Christmas specials, but the more obscure ones like Nestor the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey or The Leprechauns' Christmas Gold

A.J.

A Christmas Story. I don't care that it's everyone's favorite movie, it's not good.

WK

I second this.

Robert Fischer

Worst Christmas Pageant Ever is definitely worth considering for the main feed. It tries to be A Christmas Story as done by Pureflicks and fails on both counts.

VapeQueen

Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever. Knowing the story behind how that cat was exploited, and how the family were unrepentably ableist until they realized that it would cost them their gravy train, adds to the ambience

Bunny With A Switchblade

My boss's wife is producing a movie that'll be ready for you guys next year ... It's horrendous

Troublemaker Jake

Jack Frost either Michael Keaton family flick or the shitty horror flick.

One I'd Nick

I'm sure I have said this before but Santa Claus The Movie from the 80s is amazingly bad.

Sidewinder

I want to see this one done just so I can hear the gang tear into Tim "My daughter told me she's an atheist so I told her there must be a God for her to not believe in and she was speechless!" Allen.

Michael Hardy

Hundreds of Beavers. Not Christmas-specific but winter. It’s also not bad, it’s genius. But it is deeply weird.

Samuel Machi

Christmas in the Spotlight. It's a dramatization of Taylor Swift's relationship with Travis Kelce if Swift had no personal flaws and Kelce was Rob Gronkowski and a WR.

Kevin

If it's not Hot Frosty, anything with Tim Allen.

HidariMak

Either the third or fourth 'Silent Night, Deadly Night'. It'll be the one where a mad scientist brings a psychopathic Santa back from the dead, following Santa's brains being blown out in the previous movie. Santa now does his killing spree with an up turned goldfish bowl on his head.

CarrieBoo

Have you not done Jingle All The Way? Or go to the theaters for RedOne...someone needs to watch that movie for me.

CarrieBoo

Hot Frosty was terrible. Not even Charles Boyle and Doug Judy could save it.

Peter Paugh

Jingle All the Way was GAM Bonus episode 42

Peter Paugh

That was GAM Bonus episode 8

CarrieBoo

Awesome. Memory jogged. Thx.

Thais

I'll Be Home for Christmas with Jonathan Taylor Thomas.

Nicholas Monter

Die Hard 2? But a less controversial take is Santa Claus: The Movie with John Lithgow. There is also, "A Talking Cat!?" Christmas version called: Santa's Summer House.

Ryan Conway

-Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer -Hot Frosty -Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story -Christmas With The Kranks -Any Home Alone sequel -Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas -Miss Velma’s Christmas In America

Vincent Jorgensen

Wait, is Lacey Chambert a xtian or does she just take any work she can get? She was a voice actor on Shimmer and Shine, which my kids adored when they were young.

Peter Paugh

I don't recall them ever doing 'Saving Christmas' and I don't see it in the episode list. It is after all the basis for the GAM cover art. For a secular choice, Christmas with the Kranks.

Kroll the Swolbold

Not Christmas, but Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights could work

CarrieBoo

I already watched and forgot about Hot Frosty until this very moment....so here's another vote for that.

tsukiouji

Rare Exports. An army of naked Santas running through the snow towards a village.

Nicholas Monter

I forgot about Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer. I thought it was more good than good-bad, but it can still be riffed.

GenmuLVLX

They covered that back when GAM was a segment on Scathing Athiest

GenmuLVLX

Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny, and Christmas with the Kranks are both truly awful. Especially the former

tsukiouji

Home Alone 2 was pretty good

Nicholas Monter

Had to look it up myself, I was like "I thought they did that...." They have been around long enough for me to forget that.

Miss Maeko

Silent Night by John Woo

Peter Paugh

I found it listed in SA episode 93 from 11/2014. My feed only goes back to 5/2015 🫤

Kain

Maybe it’s just me but 4 christmases was insufferable, family put it on after thanksgiving this year.

WelcomeToFalse

I have a list. Check it twice, if you really hate yourself. The Ref, Christmas With The Kranks, Santa’s Slay, The Christmas That Almost Wasn’t, any Home Alone after the 2nd (though it does have plenty of riffing fodder), any version of Jack Frost, The Santa Clause, Christmas Shoes

Kristin

Please oh please on Netflix Hot Frosty or Merry Gentlemen OR Dear Santa with Jack Black that leaves so many questions and even my kids were pissed about the ending

Geoffrey T. Blackwell

Oh! Reindeer Games. Obviously. It's got everything: Christmas 'Splosions Dumb twists Ben Affleck Ashton Kutcher Charlize Theron...

Sasquatchxing

Larry the Cable Guy in Jingle All the Way 2. 3.8 imdb.

That Black Girl

Thirded! I read a review of it and it sounds bonkers. Plus there's man candy for Eli.

Rachel J Larris

Hot Frosty, hands down the "it" movie of the year we're all mocking.

Michael Colon

"Santa Clause: the Movie" Dear Awful God, it's pretty much a Christian movie masking as a secular movie. You can click off so many slots of the bingo card. One being the dickensian representation of the unhoused even though it takes place in the 80s. Also... John Lithgow's cigar work... wtf...

angrymacface

“The Night They Saved Christmas”. Really bad 80s movie with Art Carney as Santa.

TBoneSF

+1 for Christmas Shoes. For those not familiar, God gives a kid's mom cancer just so a writer will be less cynical about Christmas. For a condensed version, check out Patton Oswalt's stand-up bit animated on Youtube.

Michael Hardy

That is a truly godawful choice.

WelcomeToFalse

I’m sure there’s a Madea Christmas movie, but that’s probably Christian enough, for the main feed.

Morten Worsøe Schoubye

There’s Something In The Barn. Christmas comedy horror set in Norway using the “bumbling American family abroad” trope. Firstly, it’s awful. Secondly, Eli would get to do Norwegian accents. Thirdly, all us Scandinavian listeners would be overjoyed to hear the cast’s take on our Christmas traditions.

Timothy Lehnerer

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has a world-class shitty robot suit and an EVEN WORSE polar bear costume.

CassieD

Seconded

Kaleb Keefe

I humbly suggest “Winter’s Tale”. It’s a vaguely holiday themed fantasy/romance that’s beautifully shot and absolutely bat-shit! It starts in the 1920s and has a 90 YEAR time jump. Russell Crowe plays a demon gangster and Will Smith makes a cameo as the devil! There’s too much to get into here, but believe me… it’s bonkers.

perminal

1994's Trapped In Paradise. Dana Carvey and Jon Lovitz clowning as hard as they can and it makes everything worse.

Michael Colon

A discussion needs to be had about what the f John Lithgow is doing to that cigar.

WolfWizard

They did that a couple of years ago

WolfWizard

Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny. Shitty kids movie that has Santa riding in a fire truck with a creepy rabbit. Then it suddenly becomes a film version of Thumbelina or Jack and the Beanstalk, depending on the cut (might be a good idea to do both)

WolfWizard

Not gonna lie, but I’m legit hoping we’ll get Miss Velma in the main show. There’s Jesus stuff in it so it’d fit the main show

DataAngel

Christmas Shoes was a fairly early episode

DataAngel

If they come for you for that, they'll be after me too. I hate that movie.

WelcomeToFalse

Oh, okay. Thanks. I’ll have to go through the back catalog. :D

Meri

Homeless for the holidays

Mark H

Okay, but you have to admit that sounds awesome, right?

Mark H

Winter’s Tale is made for GAM. Russel Crowe is a “faithful servant of Lucifer”

Sylveon_Enjoyer

two solid ones: -The Christmas Tree, a crappy animated TV special with one of the funniest antagonists I've ever seen -Holiday in Handcuffs, a rom-com where a lady kidnaps a man and takes him to Christmas dinner with her family. I'm serious. their meetcute is a gunpoint kidnapping.

Matt

Wasn’t that the one with Elizabeth Hurley?

Matt

Violent Night is a great movie

Margaret H Winnike

I don't know who told that man he was hot but he is not. 😂 I kept waiting for another snowman turned real man to show up because surely this isn't the Hot Frosty.

donald mahan

And a child puts out a hit on Santa. I love that awful thing

donald mahan

Santa clause, any of the movies. They’re all just.. creepy bad but in a more subtle way.

Vausch Abendroth

Christmas in New York. It's an animated Italian/north Korean collaboration and apparently The Avengers of a cinematic universe they'd been putting together since The Legend of the Titanic.

tsukiouji

That's why they need to watch it!

marissa haire

Netflix has a Christmas stripper movie called "Merry Gentlemen".

Peter Kyrouac

Batman Returns 1992. It's a Christmas movie!

Kenneth Hannan

Any Silent Night Deadly Night sequel. Number 4 has Clint Howard, but might not be a true Christmas movie. Number 5 has Mickey Rooney making killer toys.

Kenneth Hannan

That's SNDN 3, if anyone else cares.

nonnero667

Netflix’s a christmas prince

Kenneth Hannan

There's a movie called The Nutcracker Massacre. I haven't watched it yet, but it looks awful and thought it's existence should be known.

Nolan B.

Jingle All the Way is one of their best releases! I’ve listened to it multiple times now.

Nolan B.

I’m going with Christmas with the Kranks…we need a roasting of Tim Allen

CarrieBoo

I need to go back for another listen! Tis the season

Deadeye Nick

Trying to sneak a good movie in there

Amy Kennedy

Rescue Santa - four words: Dwayne. The Rock. Johnson.

Lord Lotech

Fred Clause. It features Ludacris AND a cameo by Frank Stallone.

Irregular History Network

If you’re looking for a Christmas movie that will confirm you’re belief that thier is no God, then may I suggest Silent Night Deadly Night 4: The Initiation