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GAM Bonus 014: The Last Airbender (Patreon)

Published:
2017-07-04 06:20:14
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2023-12-05 16:30:35
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2026-06
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Written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan. The twist is that it sucks.

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Justin Hackett

This is now a repost of transformers review?

Lisorael

This movie is literally the worst thing I've ever watched. There's no reason to like this movie. There's nothing about it that is enjoyable. No matter how you go into this movie, or what you expect, it's just terrible. I have gotten into screaming fights with anyone who's tried to debate me on this.

Anna Sparks

Listen, I know the episode is almost 10 years old, but I really hope the guys all went back and actually watched the CARTOON (not the absolutely terrible Netflix adaptation) because, and I cannot stress this enough, it’s babies introduction to genocide and imperialism.

Aaron Asha'man

Listening to this now. I know my comment is very late... I'm an avatar stan and this has me angry ranting as you guy make hilariously good points about this terrible adaptation. I'm going to put the original series on when I get home from work to angry watch. The PTSD from m. Night should be criminal.

Jack Meyers

My daughter was so disappointed in this version. Prior to this, she could not understand why someone would leave a movie before it was over. Now she knows.

Alex Emery

It can best be summed up with "why? Because fuck you." In later seasons they add metal, lava, and blood bending. Blood bending is interesting because we're basically made of earth and water. Control those and you control a person.

Big Red Joe

I was about to suggest this murder rape of a series I loved! I am so excited for this!!

Nocturnal Emission

You throw boomerangs to make birds fly, then they land, and you throw it at them again and they fly again. And you do it till they are so exhausted you can walk up to the bird and clonk it over the head for dinner. - - - The More You Know - - -

Nocturnal Emission

And when you want to hit something with boomerang, you use a thing called a Kylie (no joke). They curve in trajectory like a boomerang but keep on going amd hit things. It's what you use if you want to hit something with a boomerang. ---The More You Know---

Bryce

Show was great... Movie sucked.

Bryce

Seriously, watch the show, especially the final season (and the Legend of Korra). fights are sosooo much better

Hal Boldercrest

Probably the dumbest part of this movie was that it was intended to be a hypercondensed version of ALL of season 1. It was doomed from its inception to be a shitty remake even without M'Night's help.

Donavan

That fun moment when Eli uses your nephews name for the dumb southern name and you fully agree

Peter Carey

Guys.. I watched the Avatar animated series religiously. Then, when I saw this, I cried. Tears, tears of horror. I then subconsciously blocked the experience from my memory. You all, abruptly, brought it back. The Laughs were good, but I'm now going to be sad and weepy until I can again block this fucking heretical travesty against humanity from my memory. So... Thanks..? I guess....?

The Dreaded Rear Admiral

Oh my god i'm so glad you did this movie. Anyone who enjoyed the series (which for a kids' show was super well written) wants to hear the movie ripped to shreds. It's two hours of Shyamalan demonstrating his open contempt for the source material in every fucking scene because he decided to adapt a show that he didn't like, care about, or know the first goddamn thing about.

Mark Siefert

I watched the whole series including the recent "Legend of Korra" series. I too was horrified by the whitewashed actors with bland performances, the lack of the animated series' humor, and hackneyed effort to cram the whole first season of the animated series into a two hour movie. Curse you Mnight! CURSE YOU TO HELL!!!!

Mark Siefert

The Real World Asia/Avatar World national analogs break down like this: Air Nomads: Tibet/Nepal Earth Nation: imperial China/Mughal India Fire Nation: Feudal Japan Water Tribe: Inuit/Mongolian

The Dreaded Rear Admiral

Choose any aspect of the TV series that worked. That made it good. For literally every single positive point about the show, there is an explicit way in which Shyamalan did the opposite.

Jacob Davis

Yue looks like Ariana grande facial features.

Felix Q.

Strong disagree. The cartoon was amazing.

Felix Q.

The creators always were clear that their inspirations came from Asian culture.

Markus D

I think Heath was way too hard on the show considering he only saw one episode of it. By the way Noah, if you like cool martial arts fights, you legitimately SHOULD check out the show, even if you just want to watch the fight scenes. I have no idea what Shyamalan was thinking making all the bending moves into weird group dances. In the show, it's literally kung-fu/karate/etc but with magic and the animation is amazing.

Bfahome

No better way to show how terrible this movie is than compare how it handles the Blue Spirit with the actual episode "The Blue Spirit". The movie just takes the scenarios and some dialogue but doesn't bother with the broader context or characterization needed to actually make it work. It just ends up as useless padding instead of one of my favorite subplots of the series. Also the film soundtrack is garbage and here's what that sequence should actually sound like: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0SLCsw2cOU" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0SLCsw2cOU</a>

David S.

I never saw this movie but I did like the series. Were all the CGI effects seriously just little orbs? Does CGI cost by the square inch of screen it takes up? The water bending teacher was summoning huge shards of ice, and the uncle could breath fire, also the earth benders used to throw huge boulders like cannons. The special effects alone sound like a huge letdown if everyone was just playing catch with baseball sized elements. Also I cast a vote for you guys to review the Dragon ball movie. I also haven't seen that one but hear it's a load of crap, also heard they call the ki attacks air bending so maybe you'll like that CGI better.

Dave Ed

Saw this in theater with my adult best friend and it turned so awkward because we realized it was equal parts terrible and not for adults, or kids, or humans.

David Vasquez

This is comparable to the super Mario bros. movie, in which the original content was completely ignored or fucked up.

Bryce

not to mention taking the best parts of Aang (child-like, innocent) and made him a dour little boy. Then the bending, which was so good in the series, they made it boring.

Bryce

I went through two phases: 1) Heard they were making a live action version... YAY 2) Directed by M. Night... FUCK YOU!!!!

Bryce

Someone did a mashup of the episode where they go to see the Ember Island Players do the play about them, and the movie...

Bryce

I mean, was cabbage guy even in the movie?

Gerald Lott

...would be like hiring Bill Cosby to mix you another drink.

Deathclaws086

It's a good movie. Heath gets it.

K

I know you were joking but bisexuality does exist in the franchise. Last five minutes of the sequel series, but the next avatar does date her ex boyfriend's ex girlfriend.

Kroll the Swolbold

My reaction in order when they compared earth benders to Hufflepuff. Wait how can they call Toph and King Boomie Hufflepuff? Oh yeah they didn't have those two. THANK ALL THAT IS GOOD AND JUST THAT THEY DIDN'T RUIN THEM!

Leslie Marchant

Noah, once you're over 40, it may be LEGAL to lust for a 19 year old....but it's NOT OK.

Samuel Shearer

I have to disagree. Airbender are Hufflepuff. Earthbenders can metal bend and lava bend, firebenders can shoot lightning, and waterbenders can freeze water and blood bend. What can airbenders do? Shoot air harder.

Edward DeGuzman

This one hurt my soul and while I do side with Heath this movie did disappoint

Jake The Fake Jake (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-08 13:00 You guys should continue the wachowski brothers dumpster fire with Jupiter ascending, as the next GAM bonus movie.
2017-08-03 06:56

Markus D

"I love dogs. UGGH."

Colson Janvier

How did you guys miss the clearly dick shaped hair do on the princess?

jessah with the demon tits

Wachowski sisters, actually. And yes, they should def do Jupiter Ascending, if only to hear lusting-after-Channing-Tatum jokes.

tsukiouji

Heath would have loved Koizilla