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GAM103 Creed of Gold (Patreon)

Published:
2017-08-07 22:28:30
Imported:
2026-06

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Okay, yeah; probably should have forced the econ-major to sit through this one with us.

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Jacob Davis

Noah, where were you when I watched Zeitgeist and bought into it? :(

Foxx Navarro

I DESPERATELY wanted Heath to watch this movie and react to it, please tell him to write an angry blog or something that would be ammaazzziiinnnggg

Sarah Fullerton

the main character's voice sounds like Eli impersonating a douche.

Christy Crabbe

Movie is available on Amazon Prime Video

MJ the Terran Empire Champion

I have a question, If you guys could do shot for shot remake of any movie you have reviewed, which one would it be? Mine would be Leap!

K

Good thing I have my "Ways my first name has been mispronounced" bingo board for this week's movie. Pretty sure I have more hits on it than my GAM board this week. She pronounces it Kiersten y'all.

Tyler

I've got a suspicion that "Mike" is Heath's real name and the intro was Eli escalating the joke.

Tyler

"knudsen" looks and sounds like it should be a folksy old German verb that you learn never to use because it has aggressively antisemitic connotations.

Christopher Arguin

Let's give up this month's secular movie bonus for Heath's one man review.

Wesley Aaron

If there's supposed to be an opening clip, it's not there the music is just muted a little like normal.

Aya Sakurai

I love Eli's 911 trutherism story. Getting personally bombarded with Noah's irate diatribe for 25 minutes must have been quite an experience and, in your case, beginning of a beautiful friendship. :)

Jack Meyers

All right you guys this is it. I couldn't follow what the hell was happening in The Mark, so I had to watch the movie. It didn't help. I couldn't tell what the hell was going on in The Mark 2, so I watched it, again no help. So like My Book of Mormon, I am making up a drinking game. Everytime Heath says "Whatever" drink. Everytime Noah says "Exactly" drink. And whenever Eli does a bad impression of Ben Carson, or Robert DeNiro, or Christopher Walken et. al. shots. Now I can understand these movies!

Tori MacNair

My husband used to be a programmer for the Fed. I guess I should be glad they gave him a severance package when they laid him off. I didn't know murder was also an option.

Elvis Manson

You know a movie has a lot wrong with it when Noah & Eli don't even mention that Mr. Sanford, after being told the truth about the Federal Reserve he works for, is drinking A Glass of Piss! Former government accountant here. "Defense Department Accounting System"... I know that one, it's called SAP software, off-the-shelf and used by 50,000 companies world wide. "The program runs so fast the controls don't catch it." That made me spit my drink - controls are PART OF THE PROCESS or they aren't there at all. There's an extremely unsexy profession called forensic accounting, seen often on the show American Greed. It can't be shortcut by the most tech savvy hacker on the planet - relatively simple scams take authorities years to build up a case, before anyone gets arrested.

Tyler

ADAM: Alright Cody the programmer, hack into their cyberstructure! CODY: Dude, I really just have a few decorative certifications in the obsolete, unsupported systems that are just barely holding this shit together. Really, it's all the same if we just do nothing and wait. We lost like a decade of records last week because the spreadsheet was corrupted. The singular spreadsheet.

The Gray Hunter

Daniel Knudsen and Crystal Creek Media are busy producing a teen miniseries "The King's Messengers" on Amazon Prime. It of course sounds dreadfully delightful. There's only one season so far but I'm sure you guys can review it. There's also a film called "A Horse Called Bear" (or something like that) that sounds too bad for even GAM to review

Mark Siefert

So... the Russian people "traded their freedom for a government promise," eh? Nothing about how they were being oppressed and used as cannon fodder in WWI by a Monarchy backed by the rich and the Russian Orthodox Church.

Felicia Hart

You guys haven't spent much time in Salt Lake obviously. Just a guy getting around on a unicycle is a thing that happens here.

The Recovering Gringo

I saved this podcast for a ride back from New York to STL (it's a long ride, I need laughter to keep me awake through Indiana and Illinois). While in NYC (granted mostly Brooklyn) I walked around looking for Jew-y begal shop/deli's. As, according to this movie, NYC is run by The Jews (also 10 years of Seinfeld made me think it there were good deli's in NYC). All the fucking deli's are operated by Asians; and Asians make shitty bagels; at least the 20 or so deli's I wandered into (plus they mix in weird dessert thingies which may or may not include bug guts; I'm not aware of any studies on the topic so YMMV)! The Mexicans do make good New York style pizza (better than the Italians) so you at least still have that.