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This week, we finish the evangelism trilogy by desperately vamping over a thirty minute "movie" where nothing happens.

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Kurt Montandon

This sure makes me wish you'd review longer movies, so that we'd have long GAMcasts.

Kurt Montandon

Which sounds like a completely dick thing to say, now that I think about it, especially since I've watched literally none of the Christian movies you've reviewed. But I'd still love longer episodes from you guys.

Tyler

Fuck content-blocking shadow boxes so hard. So much of what I've learned about Chrome's innerworkings and modern web development in general was motivated by "Fuck these things in the fucking knee! Time and effort be damned, this is a matter of principle!"

Joseph Kubal

In fairness, having seen some of these movies, literally nothing happens during some of the longer movies. In addition, some short movies like if footmen tire you are the best things ever and there is a bunch to talk about. I think that this just hit the bad combo of being short and nothing happens.

Robert Lisiewski

"Nothing Happens?" Fuck you Eli. You could just listen to the last episode like some of us did and hear "Next up we have The Moment of Truth." And you could watch not one, but two shitty, pointless, senseless, Christian Movies. Because that "the" was important. And when I searched for The Moment of Truth, I got to watch a fucking Christian road movie, about dudes going from Alaska to the tropics, and I got to see then preach, and ski and skate and surf all to some shitty soundtrack music, and watch them attempt this humour thingy they just read about. A lot of things "happen" in a short road movie right? Because of course that was not the "Moment of Truth" it was the "The Moment of Truth." Fuck!!! Now my brain hurts. Oh yeah, "Moment of Truth" sucked balls too. Love the show. But as penance, everyone should watch "The Moment of Truth." It's less than 50 mins long...

Joseph Kubal

I saw that too. There are several christian movies with the same name. The best one looks like the wrestler Sting had a movie called moment of truth on his coming to christianity.

Robert Lisiewski

lol, yeah, I saw others with similar titles too, but picked the one which was less than an hour long. I like a bad movie and all that, but these are just asinine.

Cynthia Francis

Btw, yes prayer chain lists are totally a thing. How do you think old church ladies always know the newest gossip? 😂

Leslie Marchant

TUCK and roll. TUCK and roll. Ducks are not involved.

Michelle C

Look it's time to talk about the real questions that matter. What's the vaginal equivalent of the dick bear?

Markus D

I don't really get why you kept mentioning Star Trek, because when I thought of "The Master" I thought Dr. Who. I don't know, does Star Trek have a Master or something?

Gerald Lott

I'd say it is probably a vag badger.

Christopher Dalpe

Guys, your jokes are fantastic, but there's one recurring joke from the earliest episodes that I would love to see a big return. Jangly keys. The way Eli makes that joke and puts it in a lot of different unexpected spots was hilarious.