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April Bonus Movie Poll: Super Zeros

  • Catwoman 110
  • Steel 114
  • Ghost Rider 202
  • 2018-04-02
  • 426 votes
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This month we've got some marvelously terrible superhero fare...vote for your favorite!Noah's Nomination: Catwoman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePgLOVNMSToHeath's Nomination: Steelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAWWmLfkWo 

Eli's Nomination:  Ghost Riderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=62&v=8M0lLJfNPds 

 

Comments

Unlearning Ethics.

Cat woman is arguably worse than ghost riders but I love you guys Making fun of Nick cage too much.

Roger H.

Ghost Rider is sort of a religious film.

Michael Stevens

Nic Cage every time. Greatest bad actor in Hollywood.

Jack Coffison

I can't help but think that Steel would be the most fun to do. Mostly 'cuz I haven't actually seen that one. I wonder if it's more or less nonsensical than Catwoman...

Stephen and Cindy Dymek

How can we deprive them of Shaq's awesome acting skills in Steel? And he even gets to battle Judd Nelson.

Uninspired

I can't resist Eli's Nick cage impressions... "You ever see me in wickerman?"

Michelle C

Nicolas Cage is always the correct answer. Always.

Alex Eckersley

Damnit Eli, Nick Cage is just cheating

Anaxamander

It must be Ghost Rider there is no other movie..I wish it were Ghost Rider 2 cause that one is a real dog

Daron Gardner

Definitely STEELE - Ghost Rider was just a regular dumb movie - STEELE looks AMAZING!

Teresa Gomez

A woman in a wheel chair with what looks like rocket launchers attached to it.....hell yes. Steel!!!!!!

Atheistic Snail

Oh this was hard to choose!!! All three deserve it, but I had to go with steel!

Spinoza's Godzilla

Aww, I was hoping Green Lantern would be on this list!

The Wayward Willis Podcast

I can't imagine any of these movies having as much material for comedy as Super Shaq. Moar votes!

Leslie Marchant

It has to be the Nic Cage movie! I love Eli's impression of him!

Mugichan07

Steel has Shaq so....

Historian_Jil

I'll be pretty excited for you to talk about the most useless scene in cinema history. Sam Elliot and Nicholas Cage riding through the desert.

Ian

Nicolas Cage is the secular David AR White. It’s a done deal

Donnie Hollandale

I hope you guys get to do a worst Foreign Super Hero movie sometime this year. It would be interesting to see what other countries do, trying to join in on the super hero craze.

SilentDis

I really think you all deserve some of the juicy Shaq meat.

Krafty

Oh, it's all SO bad... These choices sing to the angry comic geek in me.

Dave

I'm a little disappointed that Ghost Rider is leading the pack. Nick Cage seems like low-hanging fruit and Catwoman's failures seem well-documented. Steel is the only one of these I haven't heard get a solid drubbing, so it gets my vote.

James Russell

I'd never even heard of Steel until now, and the trailer makes it look spectacular, so I voted for that. Unfortunately it looks like Ghost Rider will probably win...

Devil Doc Josue

NOPE, REJECT THE PREMISE. Fuck all these, you need to bring on Ish and do Howard the fucking Duck.

Historian_Jil

You should look up Italian Spider-man on youtube.

Historian_Jil

Duck bestiality jokes basically write themselves.

Donnie Hollandale

Lol. I'm familiar with it. I'm more interested in original superheroes, though.

Andrew Campbell

Booo to Ghost Rider. Nic Cage has been covered, and it isn't that bad a movie. I mean it's bad, but Catwoman and Steel are on a whole other level. I vote Steel!

GodAwful

STRONG AGREE with everything Andrew Campbell just said, and with everyone who made similar comments. Nic Cage is admittedly great/bad/best/worst, but the correct answer was Steel or Catwoman (read: Steel). There has yet to be a correct answer from a single poll. Much like America, democracy has failed us. Vote better. --- Love, Heath

Andrew Campbell

Hell yeah! I voted for Baywatch last month too.

Total Absolutism

Now, the Ghost Rider sequel on the other hand...

The Greater Goop

Yes! Watch Ghost Rider 2! Watch em both! He gets

Roger H.

Italian Spider-Man was done as a gag by the people who made Danger 5. Japanese Spiderman was 100% legit.

Precious Cinnamon Bun

To someone who hasnt even heard of any of these movies, Ghost Rider really seems to be a whole other level of bad. I think Eli knows what hes doing picking bad movies... He really looks like Xan from Dragonfable, but worse than that game that is made in Paint...

Andre Decastro

Really guys? I like me some campy Nick Cage acting as much as anyone, but dontcha think both Steel and Catwoman have funnier overall material to cover? Edit: just noticed Heath's comment and all I have to say is one thing: Revolt against the masses.

Cait

But... Shaq! Come on people! This is why Nick Cage is still making terrible movies. Stop giving into the Cage, that way is nothing but pain and darkness! I, like everyone, love Eli's Nick Cage impression, but it's been there, done that. Lets try something new... Also, Shaq!

tronvillain

Ghost Rider? Way too good for GAM, and nowhere near the bottom of the Cage filmography.

Steven Walker

Like most of these polls, I want to see you guys do all of the options, so I pick a die with the appropriate number of sides and let fate decide my vote. Personally I think Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance is far more ripe for mockery, so hopefully doing the 1st one will eventually lead to the 2nd. Since this is superhero centric, I am again compelled to lobby for the absolute comedy gold waiting to be mined from Frank Miller’s The Spirit.