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Jerk of On the Toilet: MP3 for Patrons (Patreon)

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2018-07-13 02:59:14
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2026-06
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You ask...we deliver...but more importantly you give us money -the Gam crew 

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Sunny

Well I guess I’m downloading this onto my computer asap

Urban Cripple

This better be the song and not something else.

Lurid Larsson

Oh! "That's why you're queer" next!

Donald npc

Patreon goal to design a dance number for that's why youre queer, it needs it more than any song I've ever heard

James Hamblin

Now we know why Eli *really* spends so much time in the bathroom...

Miguel

Omg I love eli so much

Christopher Jared

in all seriousness, i'd pay like 15 to 20 bucks for an album of all the songs that have been on GAM, Scathing, etc., so like..... let me give you (more of) my money lmao

Adam Ronhovde

Fuck yeah thanks fellas and Anna

Cody Clark

Wow Eli this is like deep. Thanks.

Marie Smith

The song cracked me up, but the sudden, “Eli!” was hilarious.

Iheart Dogs

It was the fiddle. So perfect, so delicious.

Andrew Campbell

I second this... There has to be an albums worth of songs

Scot Boeringer

Um, can we (and you have NO idea how much it pains me to use this word) …disseminate this song beyond just us patrons? Full attribution and pimping of the show included, o’course.

tronvillain

Fantastic. I have "Jesus Don't Take the Wheel" and "God's Not Dead (He Was Never Alive", but we should also have "I Hate This Fucking Movie."

Margot Becker

Id be down for just a song like this every week instead of gam. I know that would make Noah happy since hes always complaining about the shitty movies anyway.

JustAGuy

How many songs have been released here?

Irene Johnson

Sadly, I will never, ever be able to unhear that.

Irish Wristwatch

I would love to have the other Eli /Anna songs posted on the various patreons

tacit

After watching the last live cast I was kind of hoping they'd record and release "dicks out for harambe " as that was hilarious

Michelle C

Had to come here and check the comments before I felt safe playing the link.

Jen Balogh

Yes!!! “That’s why you’re queer” next???? Please????

Jeff Jackson

I want to hear the backstory on how this song came to be. Amazing stuff!

Chris Gray

Thank you for this. And also damn you - I had finally gotten that song out of my head since that episode

David Glass

I nearly died because of this song, listening in the car can be dangerous!

Curby Dickens

I’m not saying a comedy album should come out but..wait..yes, yes I am. Collect all those great songs in a high quality collection of all your favorites.

Dr. H

Made my 19yo son listen so he knows what’s in store in his future.

LustAndLeisureSexToys

Which episode has I Hate This Fucking Movie? I need to hear it again

tronvillain

"A Thief in the Night", of course. At about eight minutes in. Have fun!

Mike Ulm

Wise move. It'll save him a lot mental energy trying to figure out what the hell's going on about 6 month in (or less)!

Skye

Three votes!

Hazel Cat Lady

My partner is best man at a wedding next week. Thanks for writing his speech for him.

Dragonknite87

Thank you so much for this is amazing!

Darkladi

I am donkey-laughing in my office. People are peering in the window

Party Cat

As a person who struggles with both spelling and grammar; seeing this grammatical error slip past both Noah and Heath (should be Jerk Off) makes me so happy 😂

Aaron Roberto

Where might one get lyrics to this masterpiece?

Halley

They just released the live stream of the PJ party this week and Anna performed this song. It sent me down a rabbit hole looking for it, and I found the lyrics on The Skepticrat facebook When I was still a younger man me father said to me I’ll teach ye now a secret that will keep your wife happy When you’e been married long enough the fucking will slow down And this is what you’ll do instead of burning down the town You’ll jerk offff on the toilet Cause nobody will to catch every pitch you throwww You’ll jerk offf on the toilet Its the thing that every married man should know You’ll rub her feet when they are sore and be nice to her friends You’ll listen to her stories even if they never end You’ll text her pics of animals and say this one’s like you If ye want to be a happy man these are the things that ye must do And Jerk offff on the toilet Cause if you wanted a fuck doll you should have ordered one on line You’ll jerk off on the toilet She’ll think you’ve colon cancer but it’s fine And when your old and dying boy With children by yourside they’ll ask you for your wisdom and your last words you’ll confiiiiiiiide You’ll jerk off on the toilet Its the secret every married man should know You’ll jerk offf on the toilet Make sure to you’ve got some good porn on your phone

antman

nice job bro, love it