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October Bonus Episode: Halloween Sharktacular (Patreon)

Published:
2018-10-03 23:10:22
Imported:
2026-06
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Poll

October Bonus Episode: Halloween Sharktacular

  • Jaws 3 106
  • Deep Blue Sea 209
  • Sand Sharks 139
  • 2018-10-03
  • 454 votes
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Content

Heath: 

Jaws 3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTga44I43uI 

Noah: 

Deep Blue Sea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCs2slK8GkY Eli:Sand Sharks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qEfO5iNicI 

Comments

Roger H.

This was a tough one, but I actually saw Jaws 3D in the theaters and want to hear you guys roast it You got my vote, Heath.

Larry

Deep Blue Sea, for LL and his bird.

Wookiestick

Eli... Thank you. The trailer alone was amazing.

Christopher Arguin

Sand Sharks looks like some terrible acting, but I'm going with Noah on this one.

Teresa Gomez

The only one I have actually seen is Deep Blue Sea. I remember it being bad but I can’t remember if it’s a funny kind of bad. The tailor for Sand Sharks is hilarious.

Anthoni

Deep Blue Sea looks like the best kind of bad

Jon Willis

I can't resist LL Cool J. Sand Sharks makes fun of itself. I don't think it would even be fair for you guys to watch it.

Jonathan Edwards

Guys, I'll take Jaws 3-D, but seriously...Heath, why not Jaws the Revenge? Michael Caine's greatest role, after Get Carter.

Andre Decastro

All good choices, but I'm sticking to myboi Heath. Plus, Deep Blue Sea really only has that one scene with Sam Jackson anyway.

Thomas J McMullan

I am sorry Jaws 3D is much worse cause it has real talent behind it and so awful with its 3D moments like a floating half eaten fish. Sand Sharks is just so much an easy target with its lousy CGI and "acting"

Kyle Caithness

Man, that's tough stuff. Heath is always right, but... Sand Sharks just looks so bad. And Deep Blue Sea looks awful too... Hmm.

VermanShane

Gotta go with Noah on this one. Also please, please do "Stealth" someday.

The Greater Goop

I voted for Sand Sharks because I watched Snow Sharks and I like to hear from both sides of the shark aisle or isle?

The Greater Goop

What about the scene where the crew look for a dead girls vibrator? Or when a girl sacrifices her self in order to make it even more difficult for the hero to win? Oh no DBS has ALL the scenes

Geoffrey T. Blackwell

Every bad-movie podcast does Jaws 3D and Deep Blue Sea. I've never even heard of Sand Sharks! Do that one! It's it a Dune spinoff?

Donnie Hollandale

Is Jaws 3 the only Shark movie with a PG rating?! How fucking dare they!!

Esme

I DEMAND GHOST SHARK! It has Bull from Night Court, and there's a scene where the shark appears in a water cooler.

Esme

Actually, come to think of it, you guys shouldn't review Ghost Shark because it's perfect and you would have nothing to make fun of.

The Gray Hunter

“A creature alive today has survived millions of years of evolution.” Wait... wha’???... Hasn’t EVERY CREATURE alive today survived millions of years of evolution? Who writes this shit? What the hell do they think evolution is?

Leigh Sharp

WTF did I just watch?! Sand Sharks?!!

The Greater Goop

Just watched Rising Ocean, brilliantly bad stuff that you might enjoy! Review it please!

Cassidy Sokolis

It's called Avalanche Sharks, you heathen

Markus D

Honestly, I don't really know what to vote for because even if they have ridiculous moments, a lot of shark movies are pretty boring to me - I hardly remember anything about Deep Blue Sea or Jaws 3 besides the former's Samuel L Jackson kill and the latter's long, pointless 3D shots. I thought "Jaws: The Revenge" was pretty fucking hilarious though.

Cait

Can you guys just do all three? Honestly, I picked sand sharks because it seemed the most ridiculous, but all of these look like they would be great.