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GAM Bonus 034: Blood Sport (Patreon)

Published:
2019-05-01 03:17:30
Edited:
2023-12-05 16:55:38
Imported:
2026-06

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It's technically still April. This is technically on time.

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Dylan Miller

As an eighties kid in the San Fernando Valley that almost gave Frank Dux thousands of dollars to teach me karate. I feel personally attacked and my dreams a little bit more hollow.

John

TECHNICALLY...... it's not may YET. HAHAHAH!

Alextomcool

Did Eli post this??? Is that why it's mat and not April?

Andrew Campbell

I'm so happy. I really wanted this one last month

Gertrude Schmidt

Guys...guys... you.. you know it's STILL APRIL RIGHT?

James C.

They better not remove this post after all y'all pedants dogpiling :P

Paul Freelend

Looking forward to this. I spent so many lazy weekend afternoons watching this on TBS. It was as much of a staple as WCW and Fishin' with Orlando Wilson.

Gold

It's May here in NZ.

Grant Cosper

Kumite! Kumite! Kumite! Kumite!

Grant Cosper

Maybe the new RSS url is a time tunnel.

Dave Hawkes

Why Bloodsport? Didn’t Boondock Saints win the poll? 143 - 142

Mark Webb

Had I known you were going to do this one I would have recommended No Retreat, No Surrender.

Chantal Pirrotta

This is actually my favorite movie. I have the main song from it as my ringtone.

PlatinumRMX

Bruce Lee created MMA btw

GodAwful

FTR, Eli might or might not be blameless. That’s all I can say about #AprilMayGate.

GodAwful

Sort of. The fact that he was dead for 7 years before it started and 20 years before anybody ever heard of it makes that a pretty hard sell.

PlatinumRMX

Before it was officially started and called that sure but one of the first to mix the best of different disciplines for sure.

Rocktoberfest

The reason martial arts training in movies is like that is becuase it's like when they show someone making explosives, and have to put in some fake ingredients so people can't copy it. If they showed the *real* training it would be too powerful and could get into the wrong hands. I mean could you imagine if a terrorist organisation got access to the shear power of Jean-Claude Van Damme?

Rocktoberfest

Maybe he thought he said kumitea

VermanShane

Zero contact competition in martial arts is a thing! They pull their shot at the last second. Chito Ryu Karate does them. Not quite as lame as Eli was thinking... but....

Stansky

Because Bloodsport was winning from the moment the poll started until they had already started recording. I’m guessing someone made a bunch of sock puppet accounts to just fudge the results, but it was too little too late.

Markus D

Shit! Who is Tim and why is the joke about him serving tea so funny!?

Lisa Bees

I had the same question. Googling PIAT pajama party doesn’t help.

GodAwful

Tim is the guy they mention at the very end of every episode who handles their social media. Also, I am Tim. :) It’s an inside joke because I’m legally blind after a few eye surgeries. ;)

GodAwful

More info about the PJ party will be on this week’s Scathing Atheist!

GodAwful

Will be announced on this week Scathing Atheist.

Markus D

Sorry I forgot about that! Tim is just ... a fairly common name, so that alone without any surname didn't ring any bells. I didn't know you were legally blind either, so thanks for the context!

Peter Graham

Heath, I just wanted to say congratulations to winning the 2019 PIAT March Madness Bracket... I'm the person who came in 3rd.. If I meet you at a live event, the Laphroaig is on me... (Although I have to say, I am more partial to the Caol Ila)

Fix the Vote

Noah, i think you were going for the infamous bar fight/ dance scene from Kickboxer. Its the one where JCVDs muay thai coach gets JCVD drunk, convinces him to dance with random women and then tricks several thai barflies into getting their dicks stomped by a drunk, confused, and strangely jovial JCVD

Stuck In Alabama Send Help

I was born after this movie was made. Halfway through the episode, it suddenly became clear to me why certain members of older generations think we’ve gone mad with political correctness. This shit used to be okay!

The Greater Goop

Great ep as always! Have you guys ever seen Blade: Trinity? I’m watching it now and gosh it’s swell...I mean terrible but kinda fun. Bonus episode it should be!

Aya Sakurai

It took me a while to figure out what the "koo-mah-tay" you guys kept talking about is... Probably because I'm Japanese. lol

Dale Earnest

If u love forest Whitaker's there is no better film than ghost dog. A black samurai assassin taking out broke old school Italian gangsters cant beat it

Ryan Parker

Hahaha.... Donald Gibb lived right around the corner from me while I was growing up in Redondo Beach. Ran into that guy all the time. Him, and Bill Clinton’s brother. But I was drinking ageWith Roger. I’ve gotten fucked up with the presidents brother multiple times. 😂😂😂

Kara Z

I laughed so hard at Eli calling himself an “inside kid”

Denise Huston

"Don't hand me a coconut, I don't want to learn karate." I should NOT listen to this at work.