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This week, Eli makes his triumphant return and goes easy on himself with a 25 minute "movie."

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Mad Crow

The master returns

Daniel Mancini

Ha, my dad made me watch this thing a year ago saying how wonderful and brilliant it was. He isn’t even a Mormon. I thought he was insane.

Denise Huston

The sad Jimmy Stewart is destroying me.

CarrieBoo

I missed you, Eli.

General Contact Unit Problem Child

did anyone else just find this movie really sad? like if you don't believe in Jesus that scene in the nativity is just a lonely old man talking to an imaginary friend

Julie Wine&Reason

Welcome back, Eli! Also, y'all missed an opportunity with the lyrical dance up-skirt camera. We saw Mormon ass in a leotard. How did you miss this!?

The Real Moorey

Who knew that Jimmy was a kiddy fiddler...🤷🏻‍♂️

The Real Moorey

This ‘movie’ was like 4 minute without the bloated imaginary scenes and songs. I guess Mormons have short attention spans, what without caffeine.

Elvis Manson

Notice when the choir applauds they very very carefully center on African-American hands clapping (but no faces)

Nick

As a fellow parent, I wanted to point out what a great job Eli did on awful sleep deprivation. Top shelf work, truly. Thanks for being a pro at this weird ass job.

The Real Moorey

I don’t think link works. Google ‘Russell Coight handshake’. I think the comedy is a bit too ocker for an American audience though 😂

isolatedFr0g

And not being able to jerk off.

The Real Moorey

Sure they don’t...they aren’t at all obsessed with masturbation or porn 😂

The Real Moorey

Anyone know where a free version of Geronimo might be found? Don’t say pureflix, not available in Aus.

Markus D

James Stewart was apparently a strong conservative, so I don't feel bad in saying that I mostly remember him for being the asshole "good guy" in the otherwise great and underrated Hitchhock film "Rope".

Lorna Jerome

When Eli said that the mother would get her daughter new hands if she left them in the creepy old man’s apartment, I hollered.