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July Bonus Thread: SICK (Patreon)

Published:
2020-07-07 12:52:23
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2020-07-07 12:52:41
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We'd be damn remiss if we didn't do something disease related for the bonus eventually.  Something Pandemic related? A zombie Movie? Hit us with your best shots 

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Chris

Uwe Boll's House of the Dead. Just so everyone has to suffer like I did when I saw it in theaters.

isolatedFr0g

I’d like to nominate Outbreak (1995). Shitty and cliche plot along with piss-poor portrayals of handling an outbreak.

Chris

Haha I love Penny Aracade and this was one of my favorites.

Brendan Ashe

Rise of the Planet of the Apes. 2011, James Franco. Pretty much sums up 2020

Chris

Especially the third one or the fourth one aka Rave to the Grave. The first one is too good to get ripped on.

Donovan "Ravenhull"

Impulse. The idea is that contaminated milk makes people just do whatever they feel at the moment.

ryan clelland

Seconded, I remember really enjoying them when I was a kid and now I enjoy them for a completely different reason.

Aaron Norell

The Omega Man with Chuckleton Heston.. that shit practically writes itself.

Ilan Woll

The season one finale of Walking Dead where they are in the CDC

Gremlin

12 Monkeys, maybe?

Hail Stan

I though the third one tried to take itself more seriously. Didn't see the 4th one. Didn't the RotLD2 have the resin-covered cross-sectioned zombie dog, too?

Hail Stan

Nah that's the first one

Paul Freelend

House of the Dead Return of the Living Dead: Necropolis Return of the Living Dead: Rave to the Grave Scout's Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse Zombie Strippers Survival of the Dead (George Romero's last movie, unfortunately) Cabin Fever (2016)

Lizard Brain

Slither. Outer space slugs and Air Supply.

Brendan Ashe

Braindead 1993, written by THE PETER JACKSON. zombie horror comedy gold.

Michael Colon

Oh God, "House of the Dead". How have you guys not done Uwe Boll yet? 🤣

Chris

Yeah that was the first one. The third one definitely tried to go for a more serious tone, which did and didn't work for the movie. Still a good one to check out. The fourth one is schlocky bad. I mean like get drunk with some friends and rip on it bad.

Sean McFall

Definitely pandemic related . Contagion starring Ms. Goop herself the one and only Gwenyth Paltrow .

isolatedFr0g

Ah, season one, aka the only good season. Frank Darabont is one hell of a producer.

Gina Pazienza

Rabid starring Marylin Chambers but not a pr0n

Coro Na

Braindead. Just a thousand times Braindead. And if it can't be a bonus episode, it's got a priest in it so easily qualifies for the regular show. Braindead. I'm choosing Braindead.

Hail Stan

There's a 5th one too! Oh man, I know what I'm this weekend!

Chris

Haha good luck with the fifth one. I dont remember finishing it as it was just terrible.

crystaloftruth

Antiviral, 2012, the future where you can pay to be infected with the disease your favourite superstar has

Bird Lawyer, Esquire

I rewatched it when the pandemic started and couldn't believe the absurdly silly way the virus transmits at the beginning.

Obviously not a hamster

Oooh... 1990s techno-babble is the best! Don't recall if there's much of that, but on the off chance, five votes!

Alexander Thomas

Ultraviolet. The disease is vampirism, you can watch the budget run out in real time. Milla Jovovich goes from badass, to full blown ham, to phoning it in, and there's a rooftop gunfight scene that's absolutely ridiculous and it's not the worst fight scene of the movie.

Jordon

Two votes!

Scot Boeringer

Teeth. That is all. If you don’t know about it, Google “vagina dentata”.

Scot Boeringer

Oh, and Ultraviolet easily gets the “three votes” from me as well.

Casey Hengstebeck

Two votes. Peter Jackson is one of the great filmmakers of our time.

Suzanne August

Warning Sign (1985). Secret lab - virulent bacteria - broken vial - yada yada yada. I know the producer, Jim Bloom - kind of a douche. Was a truly shitty movie. Rotten Tomatoes 11%. BO actually 1.9M is impressive considering how bad it was. We saw it at George Lucas’ Skywalker Ranch in 85. It is Baaaad.

Adrian the science enthusiast

House of the dead!! It is just so shlockey and terribly produced and you dont know if youre playing a terrible game and it is just amazing

Alex Wood

Night of the Comet

Thomas Muir

Perfect Sense (2011), although...it's kind of good.

Michael Colon

If you want to get people to hate you do "The Stand". Not zombues, but pandemic.

Khristle

Ultraviolet just because of the shitty green screen instead of sets

Kurt Montandon

People keep naming good movies. You want a shitty disease movie that sort of feels like it's good until it isn't ... "Cabin Fever."

Leigh Sharp

Three votes! Or you could do Meet the Feebles.

B. King

But Teeth was a unique and good flick

B. King

House of the Dead! We have hear Eli's Uwe Boll impression.

Dan

The Omega Man (1971) - Zombie vampires chase Charlton Heston

Larry

There’s a comedy version of HOTD that’s even more painful to sit through.

Larry

Hell of the Living Dead. 80s Italian zombie movie heavily rips off NOTLD, packed with gratuitous stock jungle footage. Highlights include a zombie kid killing his dad and a zombie grandma with a zombie cat burrowed into her abdomen...

SadPanda

I remember watching this movie with my dad on home video. It was awful, but campy good fun..

Christopher Arguin

I thought most GAM movies were about at least one zombie.

tronvillain

Feast. Or even better, Feast 2: Sloppy Seconds. Actually no, Hell Comes to Frogtown.

spectacularlyinsane

I'm so sad theatre is out of the question because Evil Dead: the Musical is truly good bad

Dustin Hanson

Night of the Comet, cheesy 80’s zombie movie.

Gerald Lott

Tis a classic. But old and the source of so many memes.

MutatedWisdom

The 2008 zombie flick Quarantine, of course! In fact there's a lot of irresponsible and dumb shit the survivors do in it, so it's even more fitting.

Thomas St. Clair

I second this. If they think Christian movies make baffling choices, they haven't seen enough Italian horror.

Brandy McGuffey

I vote for Night of the Comet. Totally made me want to loot a department store. If everyone on earth but my sister and I turned to sand.

john Morrow

bite (2016) nothing like some good ol fashioned body horror

this fish flies

Lol I just read someone posting the exact same comment above

Shane

Scanners

MutatedWisdom

OH that's a good one. "PANCAAAAAAAKES!"

Adam Pope

I've already had my fill of snake peni this month lol

Adam Pope

12 Monkeys was an absolutely amazing shot show

Michael Colon

Let me tell you why "House of the Dead" isn't just awful, but a giant, throbbing middle finger to the fans. The movie is horrible, yes, and the only thing it has to do with the videogame it's based on is zombies. But the middle finger really raw dogs the fans by showing actual footage of the videogame to signal a scene change. And they show all the creatures, even a huge boss, but they have zero to do with the movie's plot. It's just there to remind the fans, "yeah, this movie sucks, and you could actually do something better by playing the actual game."

David

Underwater is violently bad haha

Ben Brogren

Zack Snyder's butchering of George Romero's 'Dawn of the Dead'