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August Patron Suggestion Thread: SHARK WEEK (Patreon)

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2020-08-03 18:05:09
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2026-06
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We wanna take a bite out of the worst shark flicks you can send our way.  HIT US WITH THOSE SUGGESTIONS 

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Khristle

Frakenshark. The story of a Frankenstein shark created by a nazi? Scientist.

crystaloftruth

I’m not sure whether to recommend Two Headed Shark Attack or the sequel Three Headed Shark Attack. Probably best to watch from the start or it might not make sense

Lindsey Pojar

Two-Headed Shark Attack. Double the bad.

Sai Like Sigh

The Meg! It has everything! Jason Statham speaking, super shark, vague spirituality, praise for the CCP, and a random child.

Jessbfd

Dinoshark

John F

Ouija Shark (doo doo dodododo)

TheDingoThatTookYourBaby

Mega Shark Vs Kolossus. Available on Tubi. Or Mega Shark Vs anything. Failing that a Baby Shark movie.

Michael Colon

Fuck, you guys gotta do "Jaws: the Revenge"

Michael Colon

I would say "The Meg" but it kind of knows what it is.

Danica

Definitely The Meg if you’re looking for big budget. As a fan of the book, this movie devastated me 😭. But if you want low budget, check out Surrounded on Netflix. It’s the Birdemic of shark films. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8805150/

Nolan B.

Jaws The Revenge...it’s about a psychic connection between Ellen (from the first movie) and a great white shark who uses psychic magic powers to follow her on her trip to the Bahamas to terrorize her and her family. Michael Cain is in it for some reason too.

Christopher Hansen

Jaws the Revenge, for sure...Or the one when he attacks Sea World. 3 I think?

Sean McFall

Just throwing it out there , Batman vs rubber shark .

That one with the boobs

shark attack 3 megalodon Includes a soft core porn break that starts with "So, what do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?" It's 1995 cgi levels

Larry

Bait 3D. Tsunami floods a coastal town and survivors are trapped in a flooded grocery store with sharks...

TheDukeOfDoom

Any of the sci fi movies with shark in the name

Simmo

Bait 3D! A group of Australians terrorise a shark trapped inside a supermarket.

Joshua

Shark tail

Milla-Molly-Mandy

Also includes a character called 'Ass Man' and a useless Jet Ski escape

That one with the boobs

Vrroroomm!! Right into that stock footage shark's mouth! The same stock footage they used like... eight times.

Muthafuckin' Summerblaze

2-Headed Shark Attack is a low budget piece of shit that could make for some pretty good lampooning.

HidariMak

Roboshark. A space alien robot merges with a wild shark, and causes chaos. It follows people on social media. It somehow pops into a public pool, causing the military to jump into the pool with it to kill it. Other Syfy shark attacks present. Https://youtu.be/BHDDN6Pi6ck

Margaret H Winnike

Sharktopus vs Whalewolf. "When a mad scientist mixes the genes of a killer whale and a wolf, it creates the Whalewolf and it's up to Sharktopus to stop it" It's the 3rd in the Sharktopus movie series, my second favorite shark movie series after Sharknado.

Margaret H Winnike

Weak sauce! They're already up to 6-Headed Shark Attack "Don't mix with the six" 😂

crystaloftruth

What was the one where someone is on a plane and looks sleepily out the window and then a shark leaps up through the clouds and gets them?

חנן

Santa Jaws! “Trying to survive the family Christmas, Cody makes a wish to be alone, which ends up backfiring when a shark manifests and kills his entire family.” But really, it’s about a comic book drawing kid who finds a magic pen and makes his comic come to life (oops!)

crystaloftruth

That probably deserves to be the one then, lots of 'good' options

crystaloftruth

Sounds interesting, but could also be an option some kind of christmastacular if necessary

crystaloftruth

They've already done it, bonus episode 28 :)

Jeff Graham

My bad. I've only gotten back to bonus 37 so far.

From Patreon with Love

Avalanche sharks (2013) This movie looks like a special kind of stupid.

Scot Boeringer

Whole lotta love for The Meg here. Never heard of it before but I will be THE most enthusiastic Patron ever if someone can confirm for me that the last line uttered to the shark before it is killed is "Shut up, Meg!"

Kurt Montandon

You're going to be so happy to know ... they already did Shark Exorcist. It was Episode 207.

Katy Hill

Two votes! I’ve seen this movie and it is spectacularly bad

Mark H

Peter Benchley’s “Creature” (1998) Craig T Nelson, Kim Catrall, Giancarlo Esposito AND rubber shark suits? That’s gotta be a winner. https://youtu.be/FouxExCeaP8

Geoffrey T. Blackwell

I second Deep Blue Sea 3 (and i didn't even realize there was a DBS2)!

Geoffrey T. Blackwell

Though i keep pulling for Cloverfield Paradox. That one is ROUGH! But alas, no sharks. 🤷

Spinoza's Godzilla

The Syfy Shark movies are too much like Thankskilling for my taste. They're terrible on purpose, which drains the fun out. My vote is for any of the Jaws sequels. They tried and failed and that's where the humor is.

Bobby

Trailer park shark. Get yer mullets ready!

Bobby

Sharkansas women’s prison massacre!

Nolan B.

I think the “Sharknado” type movies are fun and terribly bad..but I think it makes for a funnier review for movies intended to be good but turned out to be god awful. JAWS THE REVENGE!

Michael Colon

I so wanna take back my vote for Jaws Revenge. Blue Shark Hash? Ah man, wtf is that? Places tell us about it.

spectacularlyinsane

Look, you already did Shark Exorcist, how can I top that?

Jason

Deep Blue Sea 2!!!

Truffalo

The Meg, we deserve to hear that Eli Jason Statham impression