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October Bonus Thread: Horrific Horror (Patreon)

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2020-10-08 11:41:41
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Smack in the middle of our halloween spooktacular we want the best NON christian horror you can hurl at us. Do your worst!

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Ilan Woll

Saturday the 14th

Ilan Woll

Nightmare on Elm Street

Troublemaker Jake

Killer Klowns from outer space or Society (I remember Society being pretty fucked up btw)

Donovan "Ravenhull"

Lets go for cheesy, Hocus Pocus. Besides, Eli likes to go "amok amok amok".

Truffalo

Halloween 3: season of the witch

Nicholas Mag

The last vampire on earth. Twilight if it was made with no budget. This may be a religious movie though, and they almost certainly get that religion wrong. But to sell you, the bella stand in character has aids. And the love interest is the strangest looking man ive ever seen

Danilo Tepsa

Monster on the Campus, 1958 I love it. Subtitle: Co-Ed Beauty captive of Man-Monster.

Mark H

Blair Witch 2

Mark H

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE. That is all.

Mad Crow

2015's Ghost Witch

Dustin Hanson

Jason X. The dumbest Friday the 13th movie.

Sarvis

My suggestion here has to be Species 2. I don't even want to go into detail because I might spoil the insanity. The Plot Synopsis should be enough to get you hooked.

The Real Moorey

I love a good bad movie. But that was just bad...and intentionally bad.

Jason King

I strongly back Species 2. That's a hidden gem of awfulness.

Jen Moore

Killer Klowns from Outer Space

Jonathan Renderos

Smiley starring Shane Dawson. This "horror" movie is laughably bad. If anything, do it for the lolz

Carol McGreevy

Lawnmower Man. Worst movie based on a Stephen King story ever.

Evan McDonell

New “classic”: Slender Man Just a classic trash horror flick.

Evan McDonell

Or, classic “classic”: Psycho 2 Or: “Apparently Anthony Perkins Needed Some Money”

Ryan Enbom

Halloween H2O is delightfully bad right down to the webcam murder watch party b plot

TheDingoThatTookYourBaby

The 2005 remake of the John Carpenter original, "The Fog." That it's a PG-13 movie tells you how scary it is.

Ashley Kennett

Hellbound, Chuck Norris horror movie directed by his brother, it is a beauty! It is a bit Christiany though. To quote one of the reveiws which got me to watch it the first time "Chuck Norris fights a demon. Enough said"

spectacularlyinsane

Y'know, I was gonna give a description, but I think the title says it all

TBoneSF

Mazes and Monsters. It's Tom Hanks' first starring role and it's not Satanic Panic but more specifically LARPing Panic. It has creatures by Stan Winston (who must have wept when he saw the 60s Star Trek Styrofoam cave they were going to put his creations in) and a climax on the top of the World Trade Center.

BosnickFangirl

Sleepstalker 1995 (an evil Sandman) or Stay Alive 2006 (video game that kills you).

Grossome Entertainment

Evil Dead 2, cause y’all deserve to watch a good movie for once lol

Clockworkk

I’ve never seen a modern horror movie as bad as “Open House.” It made me want to lash out.

James Ryan

Round the Twist S4E4 "Dog by Night" Involves a Transylvanian flea circus and werewolves. If one episode is two short you could add S4E8 "Face the Fear" which apparently involves a graveyard. If you haven't seen an episode of Round the Twist, you're in for a treat. It's a goldmine of what I like to call weird aussie crap. For context, the plot of one episode involves a teenage boy falling pregnant with a dryad's child because he pissed on a tree.

Ben Wilcox

Incubus (1966) - William Shatner, filmed entirely in Esperanto

You can just think of me as That One Guy

Uninvited (1988) - as far as I know, the world's only "killer kitty-cat on a yacht" movie. Feels like something out of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, featuring Archangel from Airwolf and George Kennedy from Airport. Cheesy, sleazy, and almost as full of bad choices as the Supreme Court. Trailer at: https://youtu.be/NLzodptxQcQ

James Miller

Evil Dead, how often do you get a movie so bad that the director decides to turn the sequels into comedies.

Tim Durning

Paranormal Activity. Gotta love the ouija board!

Sam Schwartz

Tail Sting.... It's "Snakes on a Plane" with less SLJ and more pathetic rubber scorpions

Ilan Woll

Ooh, that was terrible

Ilan Woll

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - the movie with Rutger Hauer and Pee Wee Herman, not the TV show

Sam Schwartz

And yes it's horror, despite the ET influences

Amy Maua

Wolf. Or The Ninth Gate. God that movie was awful!!

Markus D

Stay Alive (2006). The origin of "You die in the game, you die for real"!

Erik Sivertson

Motel Hell (1980) has Rory Calhoun wearing a pig's head fighting with a chainsaw.

Niamh Coghlan

Kingdom of the Spiders. It has everything. It has suspense! It has *spiders*! It has WILLIAM FECKIN SHATNER!!!!!!! (Frankly, I just want to hear Eli's Shatner impression)

Amanda

A Quiet Place. I know a lot of people liked it, but honestly, it was fucken stupid. It was basically "Mars Attacks" but not funny. I mean they're trying to get us to believe that a species of animal that hasn't invented pants has somehow managed interstellar travel. Also, fuck them. We have apex predators that eat humans and have a way better sense of smell, sight and hearing than we do, and we still win against them. When the dad sacrifices himself (sorry, spoiler alert), it isn't a hail mary, it's giving up. Seriously. This is a bad movie.

Katy Hill

Such a fun movie!

Katy Hill

1. I am so using this suggestion list for a movies to watch list

Katy Hill

2. Here's my list of suggestions: Smiley, Bye Bye Man, Unfriended, Slumber Party Massacre 2

Katy Hill

Smiley is just... shit it's terrible

Katy Hill

Bye Bye Man - look at the name for fuck's sake

Katy Hill

Unfriended - a haunted social media profile. Yeah. It's amazingly bad

Katy Hill

Slumber Party Massacre 2 has an amazing kill weapon (electric drill guitar). the killer is an undead rockabilly greaser, and he does this amazing dance routine in the middle of a chase scene.

lil-brudder89

I suggested John Carpenter’s Prince of Darkness on Twitter, which is a good movie but has some weird theology shit in the plot so it may count.

James Miller

Or John Carpenter's Vampires. A "badass" James Woods who is overly, angrily obsessed with the sexuality of male vampires and the lowest rate Baldwin I have ever seen. This one might be just religious enough for the main feed too.

Jeremy C

Jack frost or dead alive/ braindead.

crystaloftruth

Not sure if Horror is the right word, but The Hunt is pretty terrible. It's the story of very fine people getting hunted for sport by SJWs and it sucks.

Mike Ulm

Bad Taste. I think it's Peter Jackson's first movie.

James Russell

When you say "best", do you mean best actually good film or best so bad it's good? Cos these are markedly different things.

James Russell

Also, I second the recommendations for Bad Taste and Zombeavers, and I'll add Pieces and Death Bed: The Bed That Eats. Plus you guys really have to do a Jess Franco film at some point.

Alexander Thomas

Already done I think. December 2018 Bonus episode.

Mama Llaga

umm. how about Ticks (1993)

Mama Llaga

or we could do Slugs (1988)

Andrew H

If anyone in the GAM crew actually knows much about Resident Evil, I'd suggest anything from that movie franchise. If not, the Underworld series.

tronvillain

The Ninth Gate is great.

Paul Kopp

Would the Hellraiser series count?

lil-brudder89

That’s disappointing. I thought the premise sounded like it had potential. Plus I’m pretty sure the director is tangentially associated with Homestar Runner.

Wesley Aaron

Skeeter, this is probably the most trash, trying to be horror I've seen. Sorry for the edit spelled the title wrong.

Kurt Montandon

You guys already did Gingerdead Man - how could you possibly not do one of the sequels? Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust; Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver; Gingerdead Man vs. Evil Bong ... the list goes on.

Michael Colon

"The Unborn." My wife and I watched this and immediately afterwards she said, "well, that was pretty bad." She's extremely forgiving of movies. "Eli" (2019, Netflix) I don't know. This one started out promising, but takes a hard right turn into ridiculous. I was not prepared for the unintentionally hilarious climax of the film.

Marc Lauterbach

Yes! Anything that lets the crew rag on that misogynistic, racist, homophobic piece of shit James Woods gets my vote!

Danica

Phantasm (1979) if you want a “classic.” My mother made me watch this recently. She swore up and down it was the scariest thing she’d ever seen. But holy shit is it nonsensical. The director suffered from a lot of short-term memory loss while making this pile.

Danica

The Suckling (1990) of you want an insane movie about a woman whose forced abortion fetus mutates into a monster and kills everyone in the clinic. They literally use a coat hanger, and then use it to hang up a coat afterward.

Trimethylxanthine

Llamageddon (2015). It had credits that might rival Ember Days and I honestly think the lighting and sound from Blood Freak was better. I've seen better special effects from the Syfy channel. And it's on Amazon prime.

Regina Calabrese

The 1999 version of The Haunting. It’s on the same level as Deep Blue Sea and 1998 Godzilla in that it had a large enough budget that it should’ve known better, but didn’t.

Katy Hill

I am currently watching the 1994 cult classic “Tammy and the T-Rex” starring Denise Richards and Paul Walker. This movie is... wow. It’s really bad. So bad y’all have to watch it too.

Evelyn

The first 2 aren't completely trash after that is fair game

Evelyn

Its a bad movie but I gotta admit. I kinda like the ending

Evelyn

How dare you. That is a gem and heath would gladly eat his way out of a cotton candy cocoon

Evelyn

What do you mean a movie that completely misses the point of the first movie is bad?

TheDingoThatTookYourBaby

The ending was a bit too tortured for me. IIRC the woman (name forgotten. Elizabeth??) turns into a ghost and vanishes? And the bit with the journal was... I was gonna say trite. But, well. The movie. Carpenter's original wasn't really all that great TBH. But at least it held your attention. Oh, and the ending of the original was more satisfying, what with the priest and all.

Larry

Burial Ground, Italian zombie movie that is so...wrong...on so many levels that it’s a must see. The Zero Boys, champion paintball team vs backwoods slashers. Chopping Mall a.k.a Killbots where mall security robots are NOT your friends.

Larry

If you want Shatner, you need The Devils Rain. Shatner, Travolta, and more!

Roxanne

The Bye Bye Man!!

George Isaac

Voodoo Moon, is bad good, maybe low budget, few recognizable faces, mix things of religions.

Someday Sera

Blood Feast 2, among other things, somebody is killed with an electric turkey carving knife. It's been a while but its like...a cannibal catering service...or something...and John Waters is in it! Watched it back in those early glory days of netflix streaming, where it was like 80% D-list budget horror movies and...nothing else. Good times

Kara Z

Plus they will all have to live with the Silver Shamrock song in their heads for the rest of their lives.

SquickRetro Jae Surreal Sapphire

Anything from Full Moon Entertainment is great. If you want bad bad Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys. So bad not even Full Moon claims it.

Kroll the Swolbold

If it helps make your decision easier guys, this movie has Paul Walker involved in a dick grabbing fight.

Katy Hill

Yes! Watching it with my husband, he said "they're jacking each other off! Strange choice, but okay."

Alpheopsis

Paul - sure. She was even cast as a rocket scientist in The World is Not Enough.