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We need Qs #AMA for the #PiaTPJParty2021 (Patreon)

Published:
2021-08-03 15:02:50
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2026-06

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We need Qs #AMA for the #PiaTPJParty2021

Periodically during the live stream, we’ll take a break from the shenanigans to answer listener Qs. Keep in mind the gang has done these for years and heard a lot of questions. Try to think of something unique and of interest to everyone.

You can ask Qs for Noah, Heath, Eli, Lucinda, Anna, Morgan, and Tim. Andrew and Thomas are so expected to be here.

Drop your questions here between now and Friday. 

The event starts at 6pm ET - ?? on Saturday August 7th.

All patrons to all shows will get a separate email invite - probably on Friday. 

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MrHolbyta

Eli expected to get arrested for licking Ray Comfort. When you meet Kevin Sorbo, what will you do that gets you arrested?

Jacob Davis

What are your general fantasy football draft strategies?

Donovan "Ravenhull"

How many flicks were started for GAM, but it was decided that it wasn’t a good fit? I seem to remember at least one case.

Matty B

Is Noah excited for Dune?

Chris W

I don't recall it being covered previously but how, when and why did Eli become a vegan?

KimbaKat

What is the most most immoral message a Christian movie that you've watched have, and what is the most "huh" scratch your head moral message given in a Christian movie?

Icculus90

I have a few… 1)What music are ya’ll listening to these days? Is there any particular act/acts you will always go back to? 2) What was your favorite concert you have been to? 3) Do Eli and Heath really listen to Kpop, or was that just a bit? And if you do listen to kpop who are your favorites?

Mark H

How much is “crazy billionaire money,” really? Is there any chance you’ll make a “Christian” movie on a Patreon budget we can reach?

My left foot

To the home cooks over there...Are there any foods that you've been on a kick with recently?

Taru Tikkanen

How did Morgan came to work for PiaT? Or, how did you all meet?

K

Has Noah learned any fun denture tricks, since he’s a juggler and all? Does Max talk yet? When can he start telling us Eli’s secrets? Will Lucinda ever guest masochist for GAM?

Paul Freelend

If you had a blank check and your pick of devs, what one video game would you bring into the universe?

Sidewinder

How many Patreon subs would it take for us to get a billionaire recreation of Vultures of Horror starring Noah, Heath, Eli? Who would be the chief?

Craig A. Youngman

Can we hear the whole story of when Noah and Lucinda met James Randi?

Danna Wheeldon

I am a Trans and Atheist public school science teacher with a question. Would you consider producing a video channel for atheist school children? I teach quite a few atheist students who could benefit from a youth targeted resource. I would but I am not funny, interesting, and the camera hates me. Xoxo I love you all!🏳️‍⚧️😎💪🤓

Amanda Horne

How did Anna and Eli meet? What was her first impression of him?

Paul Freelend

Who would be your one or two best bets for the next well-known and/or beloved celebrity to join K-Sorbs, John Ratzenberger, Melissa Joan Hart, etc. on board the Christian cinema train?

Amy Baloo

Love, love, love this question!

Wandering_Idiot

Do you feel that the atheist position in American society has gotten better or worse? I feel that atheists are more open in society now, but on the other hand we have the baffling pro-christianity court rulings lately (with more to come).

Wandering_Idiot

Following that, since religions have bonus rights and are likely to gain more, should we caucus with the Satanic Temple to even the playing field? (I find I have a sincerely held religious belief of women’s bodily autonomy, for example)

Wandering_Idiot

Lastly, for Eli, can we donate to a fund for you to get something fun for Space Laser and Anna? The pajama party would make a great unboxing.

Jacquelyn Howell

How do we hold "monoliths" in the "atheist community" accountable for things they do that we don't agree with? Even though atheists don't necessarily have a singular group, religious people will put us all together and if one atheist does a dumb, it feels like multiple people have to speak against them to get the point across.

Ilan Woll

What board games are you playing that you recommend?

Tasty Trollbait

The satanic temple is not a group one should ally with... It is a scam run by really awful people.

Seth Swanson

How happy do you get when you listen to Kevin Sorbo reading the Farnsworth quote at the beginning? Sooner or later (maybe after the forth or fifth one) he'll figure it out and that should be a fun day.

Mobius Rex

Lucinda strikes me as a, "beautiful and terrible as the dawn," type of lady. What are some of her atheist badassery highlights?

Mark

Anna and Lucinda is Heath really bad at flirting, like Eli and Noah say? If so what tips do you have for all those who are bad at social interactions with others?

Wandering_Idiot

I’m sure we can find something less problematic, but that does not diminish the crux of the original question.

Simone Salo

What is your preferred beverage for day drinking?

Laurel Kristick

Which Supreme Court decision do you think would have the biggest positive impact on society if it had been decided the other way?

Stansky

Each PIAT crew member: What is the biggest difference between your real personality and your performance persona?

Hypatia

Lucinda and Anna: what could inspire you to create your own shows, and what topics would you cover?

Cybernetic Angel

Eli, do you call large trucks 16 wheelers for a reason? Or do you really not know how many wheels a typical 18 wheeler has.

Rob Rector

What is each of your favorite "go to" bad film, both Christian and otherwise?

Rabid Monk

Q? for Eli. My wife and I (less so our 9 month old son) try to eat vegetable-forward diets. What are some of your favourite recipe sources? (We enjoy Thug kitchen and Oh She Glows).

Gerald Lott

If you had to live in the universe created by one of your GAMovies, which would you choose?

Gerald Lott

Teaming up with an animator could bring this movie much closer to achievable...

Everett Abbott

As I recall; PiaT have thrown around ideas for a YouTube show. I'm guessing they just don't have the time to work on one.

Everett Abbott

Think this is already covered to some extent.

Taylor

What is the most difficult “goodbye” you’ve ever had? Could be a death, a breakup, leaving a home/house you loved, choosing to end a toxic relationship, etc.

Christine

What’s your favorite part of seeing Eli and Anna’s baby this week?

Taylor

Thug Kitchen 4 LyFe 👏👏👏👏

Christine

Favorite book/tv show/movie growing up?

Everett Abbott

Interesting... This could be an extended skit, with a little character work.

AnEvolvedFilthyMonkeyMan

For Noah, Heath, and Eli: What is the worst video game you’ve ever played, and would you consider a God Awful video game review?

Stormy Decisis

Eli, what is the worst thing you've managed to sneak onto the show past Andrew? Andrew, what is the most minor thing you had to put your foot down about?

Stormy Decisis

If each of you were heavily irradiated and bit a stranger, what superpowers would you gift them with?

AnEvolvedFilthyMonkeyMan

Which fictional character, or impression of a real person, from your shows would you poof into existence if you could?

AnEvolvedFilthyMonkeyMan

To Eli: Favorite Brandon Sanderson book/series? And favorite overall fantasy series? Least favorite?

Everett Abbott

Mellahglia, behbee! Seriously, though; it's Carl the Pug-a-pegacorn. They even wrote him into D&DMinus as a full fledged party member.

General Contact Unit Problem Child

is (Christian) religious art getting worse? I mean the Chronicles of the Narnia and the The Ten Commandments were pushing religion just as much as God's not Dead, but at least they weren't terrible besides that.

Danielle Kemmer

I know Andrew is a huge Transformers fan, do any of you have strong opinions on the He-Man Revelations reboot?

Leslie Marchant

I don't think Noah is your run-of-the-mill pothead. What is he self medicating for? ADD? Pain?

Julie Wine&Reason

There's a running gag on all the PIAT pods that Heath has a difficult time getting laid. I've seen Heath and heard him speak seriously. He is both very handsome and intelligent, and I find this claim hard to believe. How much of the claim is exaggerated for comedic effect, and how much is true?

Julie Wine&Reason

For Lucinda: it's difficult being a feminist in the South (I'm in TN). TWIM is important because you don't shy away from the hard stories. How have you maintained that level of Lucinda badassery without letting the horrible stories and TERFS get you down?

Dwain Brow

If you were all in the MCU, which character/role would you be?

Lexie Miller

Your voice is a huge part of your brand. Would any of you ever want to be voice actors? What shows, games, or properties would you want to be part of?

Sir Arcane

Have you watched the movie Orgasmo ---- It stars a Mormon Porn Star Supper Hero

Sidewinder

Gotta be repeatedly calling the Christiano brothers rapists with no disclaimer or sarcasm font, right?

Jo

Are there any comedy concepts you wish the audience had a better understanding of?

Jo

I feel like you have a good sense of when to let a bit go. How do you determine how long to keep up running bits?

Oh I messed up and need to start over!

Why hasn't GAM done Facing The Giants? This Alex Kendrick movie was shown all the time in church, youth groups, etc. when I was growing up. It's very important to my spiritual health that this movie get the treatment it deserves.

Jo

If your on show character had to switch roles (like if Eli or Thomas had to play the straight man etc) how quickly are you guys boned?

Vincent Jorgensen

For all the guests: If you have kids and are comfortable sharing, baby picsI like to ooo and aaaa over everyone's babies. For those with pets, pet pics! Show me the cats! And Mag! Mag pics!

Eric Denton

Have you thought about doing a GAM with “God” from The God Pod. I think it would be a fun dynamic with his character interacting with Noah, Heath & Eli.

Hypatia

Noah: what advice would you give young people who are being picked on and bullied in school? In retrospect, what advice would you have found helpful?

Cory Schoelzel

Has Eli had a panic attack thinking of the climate crisis while staring at his adorable lil guy yet?

Jo

Morgan and others, what makes a podcast have good edits? What are common editing mistakes amateurs make?

Holden Kenne

Did Nic Cage redeem himself with Pig?

GREGZILLA

Portland, Oregon has two things. The best weed on Earth and the craziest people in one city. Do you guys believe that these two positives outweigh any possible negatives, when it comes to choosing a town for a future live show?

Ilan Woll

The Internet had a suggestion to have one average person in the Olympics to show how great the Olympians are. What would your event be?

Ilan Woll

Excluding the extended Puzzleverse, what podcasts do you recommend

Jason the Beav

With conventions and live shows coming up up I wonder if Heath has a strategy worked out for dealing with all the people who think it’s funny to use his real name after the incident

Claus Hinze

We're curious what Eli's favorite restaurant is, since he's been very open about his dietary restrictions?

Peter Kyrouac

Yeah! I'd love to hear the story of how they all met, even if they've told it before. How did they get connected with Andrew Torrez too?

sTubby

What happens in 2024? I don't have confidence that Biden or Harris can win. Thanks for what you do.

Nicholas Monter

Have y'all thought about doing a Riff video like MST3K/Rifftrax? I am going to assume there is serious overlaps of GAM and MST3k/Rifftrax fans. I am sure it involves a lot of writing, but would be fun!

Peter Kyrouac

Have you ever considered reviewing any of the movies or shorts produced by the Jehovah's Witnesses for GAM? They've made some comedy gold in the past few years and it's all free to download/view from their official website: jw.org.

Pinesnake

What is the likelihood of a collaboration with law awful movies and god awful movies patreon special of “the man who sued god”? Its a good movie (kinda) and I really like the concept but I expect it to be entirely unrealistic

Pinesnake

Question for Heath: who should we have voted for in 2016 and why?

Religion *is* Politics

What advice would you give your younger selves to get out of religion sooner, and what age/moment would you deliver the intervention?

Lorrie Klossner

The Satanic Temple is happy to talk to you and they are not what Trollbait thinks

Mark H

Honestly, what kids don’t say fuck?

Local Dairy Council

Heath! Top three cheeses and Top three Whiskeys. Noah! For a non-smoker Best Entry level weed strain?

Mick Vagg

Q for Anna, as a fellow folk music nerd, who are your favourite current artists and your most influential recordings? Asking for my 16 daughter who also plays violin and is a fan of your albums!

Total Absolutism

Which GAM episode would you each of you guys redo if you could?

Andy Savage

What do you actively do in order to engage atheist people of color into the cause? Asking as a brown dude.

Lauren W

Favorite amphibian?

Asexual Asshole

Several questions: describe the moment you KNEW you were "old"? If you could throat punch only one current political leader, who would it be? How many new skills (computer, editing, scheduling, script writing, etc) have you had to learn to best do this job? If you had the chance to go back in time and slap your younger self upside the head for only one dumb thing, what would it be? (note: no bullshit "invest in x" answers; more like: ...it's okay to be a nerd! get over yourself and be happy) And lastly, if you were to teach American Sexual Education for highshcool students, what would your one day course spend the most time focusing on? (eg: you could spend a whole day going through the various tabs on PornHub) As always, thank you all for the work that you do. (Lucinda, don't tell the others, but you've always been my favourite!)

Jen Moore

Have you guys seen Willy’s Wonderland? It’s Nic Cage in a knock off Five Nights at Freddy’s movie, and I think the true tragedy of the pandemic might be that it never made it to theaters. It’s a little too The Room level awful to deserve a secular bonus episode but I’d love to hear the guys’ take on it!

Religion *is* Politics

We need to do more to be inclusive. Many of us are white folks who became conscious of our atheism in a certain time period on the internet. Those of us who remain here since then have taken a personal journey toward greater inclusion. It was the right direction. But we are still too white, and we must not be white too long or we will miss the opportunity. Meanwhile, evangelicals are reaching out to people of color like it is the end of the world (they certainly think so, and their disregard for science combined with political activism stands to bring the end sooner.)

Melissa Thibodeaux

Has Noah finally been able to (gently) squeeze those adorable chubby baby cheeks of Max’s?

Amy Maua

Who is your favorite guest masochist and why is it marsh?

Stormy Decisis

I'd love to animate a few of their existing pieces - the Citation Needed sketch comparing Confederate statutes to a statue celebrating a drunk driver would be first on my list - but (1) I'd need their permission and (2) I would need the skills to animate something.

Stormy Decisis

He offered to fuck away her Lyme disease.

Dreamcrusher

If you could inject COVID-19 right into someone's bloodstream who would it be and why?

GodAwful

Its on the list to do one day.

Asexual Asshole

If you could remove any 2 animals from the earth, which 2 and why?

Asexual Asshole

Which is the correct order: sock, sock, shoe, shoe? Or sock, shoe, sock, shoe?

George Watts

Ever considered a colab with the cinema snob? He's reviewed a lot of similar movies and even made a parody of christian movies. If you haven't heard of him, I recommend looking him up

Trish Roper

Just ask Ray Comfort post lick

A puzzled thunderstorm

if you could go back to when you first started doing podcasting for a living and give yourself a piece of advice what would it be?

Religion *is* Politics

I’m going to aim long and say, “Pilgrim’s Progress.” It’s centered on the plan of salvation and it shows how the whole thing is designed to separate people into eternal winners and losers who don’t need to cooperate or understand each other (which are actually the only ways to get anything done).

Religion *is* Politics

Narnia is a story about race war and religious war being normal. The last book pioneers the evangelical trick of converting old-fashioned racism into religious prejudice. It’s “Birth of a Nation” with talking animals and a God who pretends to love. Competently written. Easy to market. But not good books.

David

If you could get rid of one thing from humanity entirely (disease, poverty, even a mental concept) what would it be and what do you think the result would look like?

Nolan Ryan

This is for Noah, and anyone else prepared to get destroyed; when are we freaking playing VR golf, Noah? Gahhhh

Religion *is* Politics

The concept that we are sinners in the hands of an angry god. That one notion is the basis of Christian extremism in general. It makes them think they are in the world but not of it. Arguably, that’s why we weren’t able to elect Al Gore and address climate change the way a global leader should have.

Trish Roper

Have you ever considered doing "Giants: The mystery and the myth"?

GhostFaceChinchilla

this is for the crew, how excited are y’all for the new gods not dead movie? Trailer just dropped!

Dreamcrusher

I just re-listened to the Twlight episode and I have to know, what is Lucinda's favorite Twilight novel and movie?

Jo

What's a 'stupid human trick'?

Magister Foxitude

It’s like… a unique ability that you might show someone at a party.

Scott W. Davis

Have any of you ever weighed in on the Cool Cat movies or their history?

Douglas

Noah spoke of the importance of support groups, and I don't disagree. Would you mind, however, if I just continued keeping you guys on as my virtual support, because fuck humans. Take care and cuddles 'n' stuff.

Kespos

Will probs be too late, but my BIG question is “what the HELL do you all look like?” I’ve listened since 2015, finally can support y’all as a Patron since I’ve started “adulting” pretty well. Each of you has been a real support for me over some truly challenging years, but you’re all still disembodied voices in my head (apart from Noah, who I saw lecture in Bethlahem, PA….but I was not in good shape and can’t really remember). My subconscious must be freaking out because I’ve been having literal dreams this week about what faces belong to what voices! Thank you for being there, even when you didn’t realize it. Looking forward to later, and the many years still to come! - Kyle Esposito Bucks County (yes…from Signs)

Adam Bowman

This has probably been asked before, but how does it work with the notes and delivering the jokes? Are the jokes already there for all of you to see, or do each of you have a separate document labeled “humor” or something? Because the reactions and the laughs are very real, but I know that if I read ahead and spoiled a joke I probably wouldn’t be able to laugh with the same enthusiasm. So I was wondering how that system works to where you’re able to have your material in a shared document but still have it feel like you all are hearing it for the first time like we are. Thank you guys for everything. -Adam Bowman from KY

Joseph Calkins

I would pay 25-30 bucks a month for this to be a visual medium. Are there any plans to make this a tenuously edited video podcast?

Thomas Muir

What song would you want played at your funeral?

Alex Alt

How long has Heath been single and what does he look for in a partner?