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October Bonus Suggestion Thread (Patreon)

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2021-09-24 23:06:58
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It may still be september but it's already spooktacularly October in our hearts. Hit us with your worst horror hits and hambones

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Chris

The Bye Bye Man. It's laughably bad.

Regina Calabrese

The 1999 version of The Haunting. Please. With full-size Snickers on top.

Zane Olson

Blair Witch 2: book of shadows. Excellent good bad. No excuses like a micro budget, local theatre actors, or student filmmakers; just genuine bad movie.

Haley Wilson

The original Conjuring (not because it's bad) or The Nun.

B. King

Satan's Little Helper. Slasher dresses as Satan and Jesus. Amanda Plummer on what I assume is crack. Low budget craziness with strong religious overtones.

Kevin (Nevu)

Dreamcatcher, the fever dream adaptation of a Stephen King novel he wrote while under the influence. It's not the worst movie ever, but it is entertaining only in an unintentional manner.

yokailover

Spawn of the Slithis (1978!!!)

Just another fake name

Any of the final destination movies. Personally I love those movies, but I know they are not good. 4 is probably the worst one.

Will

Killer Clowns From Outer Space is an 80's classic.

Kevin Vance

The Island of dr Moreau.

Chris B

Splice (2009)

Wendy Warner

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

GeekOfDoom

Bug (2006). I watched the whole thing because my jaw was on the floor like a goddamn anchor.

HidariMak

Any of the Silent Night, Bloody Night movies. (All low budget, straight to DVD movies where the psychopath is Santa Claus.) Roboshark is another cheesy bad movie, which is too stupid to be scary, like Ghost Shark was.

Sarvis

Omen 3: The Final Conflict. It's every christian end times movie you've already reviewed as a Horror movie! But I don't think it's technically a christian movie.

David

Underwater! Kristen Stewart bad ocean creature flick that starts in act three and you can fuck yourself if you want any backstory hahaha

Curby Dickens

Hellbound. 1994. Chuck Norris fighting demons.

Laura Lusby

The original AmityVille movie from the 80s

SquickRetro Jae Surreal Sapphire

The softcore movie where Ron Jeremy's severed ween killed people (he is a monster irl but first horror movie that came to mind)

tronvillain

Tough. There are many great cheesy horror nights, many bad horror movies that are deliberately bad, and many bad horror movies that weren't trying, but finding something GAM-worthy isn't easy. Phantasm? Repo! The Genetic Opera, perhaps?

You can just think of me as That One Guy

The Uninvited (1988) - the one where a killer kitty-cat gets on a yacht with George Kennedy from Airport, Archangel from Airwolf, and... err, some other people who I'm sure were in other things (one of them was in Babylon 5, for one episode)... and is a killer kitty-cat. Hiding inside another kitty-cat. I once described it as being Garth Marenghi's Dark Place: The Movie, except you have to supply your own "I know writers who use Subtext and they're all cowards" interjections.

Lisorael

Hercules in New York

Michael Colon

Malignant! Omg, fucking Malignant. What... what was that.

Mark H

I liked that movie. And I want them to prove me wrong!

Secrets of Harridge House

I laughed through all of Pet Sematary (1989) when it came out. Herman Munster as the creepy neighbor.

Anthony Santilli

Willy's wonderland! Nic Cage as a silent protagonist who loves pinball and is trapped in a haunted chuck e cheese

Regina Calabrese

I sort of did at the time, but like Dirty Dancing, I know it's a bad movie even if I like it and they'll have so much fun tearing it apart.

Bobby Tropicana

Not horror, but I feel like y'all need to strike while the iron is hot and do "Dear Evan Hansen"

That one with the boobs

Tremors 5: bloodlines. Burt and his son! Also Burt drinks his own piss in a cage.

Michelle C

I think a significant percentage (maybe a third) of the bonus movies they've reviewed have been movies I unironically enjoyed lol

Nicholas Mag

The last vampire on earth. Its on par with samurai cop levels of good bad and it has the best worst twist in cinematic history

Antonio A Barroso

Evilspeak (currently available on Shudder). A bullied Clint Howard uses a computer from 1982 to summon the devil for the purposes of getting revenge. Does he float around and slash people’s heads in twain? Yes. Yes he does.

Michelle C

I watch a ton of horror movies. Some of the worst I've ever seen were Ride (2018), Halloween II (2009), Meet the Blacks (2016), Elevator (2011), House of 9 (2005), The Cell (2000), The Haunting (1999), I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006), and Deadline (2009).

Ryan Enbom

So I know it was like an innovative concept, but Unfriended would be great, especially just for the guys' meta Zoom/record jokes

Ryan Enbom

Aww see, I thought that was decent! It stays very true to the book for the most part, so that might have colored my perception. But the new one was garbage

Kristin

1985 was a great year for comedy horror. House or Fright Night would be amazing! The casts alone!!!

Patrick Cox

Wish Upon (2017) the most boring stupid monkey's paw rip off ever made or Creepshow 3 not only an insult to the the Creepshow series it is the worst horror anthology movie ever made.

Dexter

Never knew this one existed. Looked up on IMDB to a synopsis that involved a Kung Fu Jesus fighting to protect a group of lesbians and now I am pulling it up on Tubi to watch.

lf

"House" by Robbie Henson and based on a book co-written by Frank Perreti. It was my first exposure to Christian cinematic bull not from Tyler Perry. It also works as a GAM episode because of course the "sinners" get punished, while a couple of terrible people, in love, escape their punishment.

Secrets of Harridge House

The movie just couldn't compete with my mental imagery that the book conjured. Never saw the new adaptation. Now I'm going to have to go dig it up.

Victor Matesi

John Carpenters Prince of Darkness. Jesus gets mentioned so it could qualify as either a bonus or regular episode.

NeonRelics

Loved this movie. It's so bad

Rachael Adamczyk

Amityville 4: The Evil Escapes. I watched this 20 years ago, and I still get the giggles about an evil LAMP that terrorizes everyone. Oh god, and the plumber! And the cat! 😂🤣😂 You simply must watch this movie.

Matty B

The Langoliers. I don't remember why I loved this mini series. Cool concept shit execution. Maybe I just had residual Dean Stockwell vibes from Quantum Leap.

Jackie Gardner

Texas Chainsaw Massacre The Next Generation…it’s got Matthew McConaughey and Renee Zellweger in it and it is just the most ridiculous bad horror movie.

Apocalypse Cowboy

- Pumpkinhead 2: Bloodwings, featuring the funniest disemboweling scene you'll ever witness - Bless the Child, the film that pretty much ended Kim Bassinger's career (would also work as a regular episode)

Jackie Gardner

Another one: My Soul to Take…a supernatural serial killer stalks teenagers…poor Wes Craven vibes…directed by Wes Craven.

Kroll the Swolbold

Willie's Wonderland, Nick Cage in a Five Nights at Freddie's ripoff

The Popcorn Junkie

The new James Wan movie Malignant would be great for Spooktober. Such a hot mess of a movie.

Aya Sakurai

The Mad A cross between a mediocre zombie horror and a cringe comedy. You guys at GAM love Billy Zane, don't you?

keegan

Andrew's probably not gonna let Eli be on that episode

TBoneSF

You forgot Psycho Balki.

TBoneSF

Devil Inside. Exorcism+found footage+lazy filmmakers couldn't bother to shoot an ending so they put a web address as the closing title card.

john Morrow

Keep with m night: the village

Andy Tague

Demonic Toys, a Charles Band schlock fest that rips off Child's Play and Puppet Master despite Charles Band also making Puppet Master.

Jenessa Seymour

Splice (2009). The first half seems like a decent sci-fi thriller/horror. The second half feels like the writer’s creepy nephew with a furry fetish found the half-written script lying around and finished it

marissa haire

The Unholy 2021 Bless the Child 2000

Jason Ley

Chuck Norris fighting demons? I. AM. IN. 2 votes for Hellbound!

Paul Freelend

Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (a.k.a. Halloween 3: No Need for Michael Myers) Return of the Living Dead: Rave to the Grave Return of the Living Dead: Necropolis The Visit -- this is the one that convinced a lot of people that M. Night had his fastball back, so reviewing it might be considered a public service

The Greater Goop

Hot mess confirmed. Wtf was happening in the writers room?!?

Matty B

Let's trick a production company into paying for my weird alien kink.

Mark H

Human Centipede? Nah. I wouldn’t ask you to watch that.

Mark H

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE. That is all.

antman

Halloween h20

Katy Hill

Slumber Party Massacre 2. The killer had a drill on his guitar, and he does a musical number out of nowhere. Is this a musical movie? No. No it is not.

Taru Tikkanen

The original? ’Cause the Nic Cage one has been GAM’ed.

The Popcorn Junkie

Right? Like I get the idea behind it, but it all went horribly wrong.

B. King

But it has to be the director's cut

Trepanda

Forbidden Zone. Danny Elfman as Satan, stereotyped Jews, the Pope, witches, singing, dancing, cross-dressing, frog men, an actor named Sugar Bear, and Herve fuckin' Villechaize as King Fausto of the 6th Dimension. And it's on YouTube.

SilentDis

Faust: Love of the Damned Mix 1 part Todd McFarlane's Spawn, 1 part The Mask, and 1 part body horror, with the most convoluted, stupid plot, some of the best creature and makeup effects of their time, and some exceptional crap acting, and you have Faust: Love of the Damned. Oh, and there's a tit puddle.

חנן

*this one came highly recommended though I haven't seen it yet* Ghost in the Machine (1993) - what if the soul of a killer was sucked into the electrohightech future computers of 1993 https://youtu.be/o2HPq-WDnFQ

James Russell

I've wanted GAM to do a Jess Franco film for years, just to see how they cope with the confusing hell they would find themselves in. Either that or more classic shit Italian horror from the 70s/80s.

brokenspoke

Second for Repo! I really enjoy Terrance Zdunich's weird musicals.

brokenspoke

George Kennedy plays a crime heavy in this, right? That alone is hilarious.

brokenspoke

The 1995 remake of Village of the Damned? Superman and Luke Skywalker team up against a town of creepy kids and lose.

Leighanne Davis

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies. It the worst movie I have ever seen and it’s hilarious. This has musical and dance numbers, crazy carnival people it’s insane.

Leslie Marchant

"John Carpenter's Vampires". James Woods, a Baldwin, and a timid priest with hipster hair.

Kamaljeet Gill

From Hell. Rightly disowned by Alan Moore. Or The Monster Squad?

Michael Colon

Best worst accent. Heather Graham doesn't know if she's cockney or yorkshire or scouse. She even does a bit of Irish. It's fuckin weird. GAM should do this with Marsh.

Julie Wine&Reason

Don't do the original Wicker Man because it's awesome. Or do, but recognize the absolute best scene in it: the love spell scene.

Mirjam Dornauer

Have you listened to "the evolution of horror" Podcast? It's excellent and they giggled at the possessed evil lamp too

Trish Roper

Maximum Overdrive god damn it! Or children of the corn

Ilan Woll

Friday the 13th 3d

Ilan Woll

The Nun - it was awful

Danial Gibson

Phenomena. A pre-Labyrinth Jennifer Connelly uses her psychic connection to bugs to catch a serial killer at a Swiss boarding school.

Olivia Peachley

The Screaming Skull. B movie from the 50s or 60s.

Nicholas Monter

Hobgoblins! One of the few MST3K movies that is fun to watch without the riffs.

Christopher Tubbs

It's laughable now, but that movie genuinely scared me when I was a kid.

Mark H

That’s not really horror, is it?

Revan

The Blair Witch Project

Dreamcrusher

13 Ghosts (2001). A stupid glass house, convoluted plot, and a semi-truck full of blood, Or Alone in the Dark (2005) is a good choice with Tara Reid and Christan Slater fighting "monsters" badly. It also has a 1% on rotten tomatoes.

steven burritt

alone in the dark is good choice because of the actors and goofs as well. The bad effects are terrible and story make it a good candidate for gam.

LERGNAG

I’m sorry it has to be Ghoulies

Mona Clay

Lesbian Vampire Killers from 2009 with James Corden.

Ben Brogren

the 2013 release of Hansel and Gretel. AWFUL

Nolan B.

Rob Zombie’s Halloween (2007)…I’ve wanted to hear a good shitting on that movie for a long time. It’s complete and utter garbage that has unintentionally hilarious dialogue.

Mark H

Faces of Death. I’m interested to hear Eli’s takes on the illusions and trickery they use in the film.

Nolan B.

Oh dear god, I forgot how awful and cringey that is…terrible cgi ghosts only children could make up, along with stupid characters and dialogue.

Olivia Peachley

Oh, Slither!! Please do slither! It’s so bad good!

World of Ilium

Event Horizon. It almost counts as a Christian movie.

Carrie W

Leprechaun Origins

Carrie W

Or Premonition, god what a shitty movie

Nemoutopian

There have been A lot of painfully bad Hellraiser movies, just saying.

Magister Foxitude

KILLER SOFA! It’s not even a sofa! It’s a lounge chair! So good.

Cyn R Johnson

Attack of the killer tomatoes. No, wait! DEAD SNOW! Yes! Zombie nazis kill off modern day college students in mountain cabin! It’s got everything! Then too, there’s Tucker and Dale, and Shawn of the dead; but those two are actually good. Definitely voting for Dead Snow!

CarrieBoo

I'll never get the BBQ'd man out of my head

CarrieBoo

Wait... why haven't you guys covered The Mist?

Eric Johnson

Maximum Overdrive definitely. Even the trailer is terrible.

Constance Crisp

Oh my god, From Hell would be perfect. Not only was Graham the Hooker With a Heart of Gold, she seemingly (as I said in a local review from back then) “limited her profession to walking around with her bosom half showing.”

Nolan B.

Maximum Overdrive would be amazing. I love his novels, but a review of King completely coked out of his mind while trying to make a movie should happen!

Kurt Montandon

*Checks for September bonus episode.* Hmmm.

Emeradis

Bones with snoop Dogg It's on tubi Oh my goooooooood

Gregory F Ladle

Malignant for recent and Night of the Demons for something older

Tony

Wait, you're not doing David Lynch's Dune before the new adaptation comes out?

Kespos

money well spent.

Dustin Price

Yes, I second Lynch’s Dune! White Space Jesus!

Irregular History Network

It might be too late for this…. But what about Wishmaster? It could even work on the main feed

lisa drury

Oh god this! It deserves everything the guys can throw at it. Plus we could have some lucinder to rage at the misogyny...