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Content Warning: #GodAwfulMovies Eli's intro in Toronto - Live. (Patreon)

Published:
2022-05-10 20:12:19
Imported:
2026-06

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  • GAM Toronto - Eli Intro.mov

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Content

NSFW'ish Warning: This includes Eli’s barely covered entry on to the stage. 

Only for your eyes. And for that I apologize in advance.

Here is the opening 2 1/2 minutes of VIDEO from #GodAwfulMovies 351: “Journey To Hell”

Thank you (or not?) to April Poff for taking the video!

Comments

Amanda McGuirt

I expected something involving feathers

Max Grivno

You remember that part where the bad guys looked into the Ark of the Covenant? Yeah. I'm pretty much there.

Kidda Sweet

(closes office door before opening video...)

CarrieBoo

👍A Very Niiiice 👍

Will

I'm the weirdest blend of amused and terrified.

Dustin

welp... can't unsee that

George Watts

Is it just me or does Eli not look half bad in that...

Els

I just discovered that Eli looks remarkably like one of my partners and i don't know what to feel now.

Tasty Trollbait

I deeply envy Eli's confidence and comfort in his own skin. Role model, for sure.

Mark H

I imagined he’d come out as Justin Trudeau in brown face…and a thong. So I was half-right

Lukas Jenewein-Gremer

Glorious. Thanks for gifting us this video. Should you ever do a live show near me i simply have to go.

Hypatia

How do you get it to play? When I click on the title I get to a page that has a yellow triangle with ! In the middle, but nothing is clickable after that.

Medikon 7

I saw it. I cannot unsee it.

B. King

Do you get the disability benefits if you blind yourself?

KRiS

How do you know he's not wearing it under whatever he changes into?

KRiS

Maybe in Canada.

Wandering_Idiot

Motion to collectively rank April higher than Heath.

mike sutton

I did that to myself. I had an inkling and went anyway, Also, this is clearly just a taste of Eli's Onlyfans content.

mike sutton

Does Canada adhere to the Oedipus Accords?

Felipe

“How could you tell?”

Felipe

🤣

Rich Davies

Why did I watch this so close to bed time? Eli's little prance at the end is going to haunt my nightmares.

Jabbles

How come we didn't get this warning at the live show? 😊

Hypatia

Thanks, I see it on this device.

Leilah

Somebody please draw him like one of your French girls!!

Ghost Walker

Eli has the perfect body for the audio medium.

Gina Va

Oh, shit… is this my kink? 🥺

Liz

As an australian fan, it's always been sad Eli teasing us for not coming - thank you for sharing the joy :-)

Asexual Asshole

That was mesmerizing! thank you, dear sirs!

Bad at Masking

Thank you for sharing this. I wasn't able to make the show. This is a nice consolation.

Spooky Luke

None of you look like what you do in my heads.

Vee's Vexations

Can I upgrade to a higher patreon tier to not see this content? Also either Eli shoved a sock in there or that man is PACKING HEAT. That body belongs in "Shul Dads Gone Wild"

Moochicken!!!!

That was spectacular 🤣🤣🤣 this vvideo and this week's episode was the many laugh I needed after my shitty day. Thank you Heath, Noah, and Eli. Thank you so much for all you do to bring laughter to my life and making my brain meats thinking. Yall fuckin rock!

Kespos

This is what it’s about, people

AWBookGirl

That’s awesome. Really looking forward to attending a live GAM

Chasing the Dragon Scoop🐉

I’m with the gay male audience on this one, there’s nothing wrong with Eli or that outfit. The straight female body positive crowd is with you…

Clockworkk

He’s so majestic, holy crap.

LIZ - the Certified Financial Panther

Amazing! Thank you for sharing! Please come out to Philadelphia! I know you've trash talked our city in the past but I promise we won't make you pay for it if you do a live show here 😍

Bill Garthright

Eli probably shouldn't ever try to run for public office. I mean, I'd vote for him - DESPITE this, not because of it - but... well, heck, Democrats never win in my state anyway, so why not give it a try?