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This week, we explore one of Eli's favorite D-movie classics.

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GodAwful

Do think we could make that one funny?

Rachel Manente

"Bossy" is a popular nickname for cows that comes from the Latin word bos, which means "cow".

Markus Nävergård

they made the baby croc into a dimetrodon i suppose. it is called Slurpasaurus, where you just glue various bits onto normal lizards to have them be prehistoric animals. and yes it is cruel, but hey it is okay because even to this day most humans tend to think of reptiles as emotionless,evil killing machines, Going into a rant on how folks see it as okay to kill the iguanas in Florida but you arnt allowed to kills tray cats and dogs though the later two are far more devestating to their local wildlife than planteating lizards, But cats and dogs are mammals and our friends so it is okay for them to spread rabies and kill vast ammounts of birds and smaller animals. we should spay them and vaccinate them and let them run free, but the lizards, Fuck them. they are just reptiles, they are not fuzzy or cuddly. I´d rather all of florida be over run by reptiles than MAGA republicans, i think Alligators and reptiles in general are adorable and i am fucking tired of humans only wanting to care for and save the animals popular media deems worthy of our help. cant find a organisation to donate to for the preservation for the Gharial, the chinease Alligator or the Komodo dragon, but there is plenty for the fucking pandas that are so inept they cvant even care for their own offsprings

Markus Nävergård

why did he need to kill all life above butterflies? i mean, i get why you get the humans but after that, where they afraid chipmunks would rise up?

Markus Nävergård

i want that galactic dinosaur gun. i´d use it all the time, Screw humanity

Victor Field

Thanks to McCarthyism, ELMER BERNSTEIN (one of the greatest film composers ever to walk the Earth, in the early years of his career) scored this bilge.... but it's still better than "Leonard Part 6".

One I'd Nick

Return To Oz for the patreon movie!! It deserves a Noah commentary to it..

Thomas J McMullan

The guy in the gorilla suit had the gorilla suit as he played gorilla in other B jungle pictures. The lizard fight is from the original 1,000,000 BC which is sad that this happened.

Steve Chaput

OMG! This is really going for a classic. I could no be happier. 🥳

Laura Lusby

They absolutely need to do RETURN TO OZ next month.

Denise Huston

OK, what kind of 8 year old boy dreams a romantic subplot for his older sister, let alone a post-apocalyptic wedding?

Markus D

I mean...I get being able to kill iguanas because they're an invasive species and I wouldn't want to kill stray cats and dogs, but they shouldn't be able to just...Run free and cause chaos to the ecosystem. And if they're diseased, killing them seems like a mercy thing more than...spite or whatever. For me, it's not that they aren't cuddly but that they seem to have a lower capacity for intelligence? I like fish as animals, but I'm not against killing invasive goldfish...what else are you going to do? Nobody is going to adopt them all. Totally with you on the lack of care for endangered reptiles like the Gharial and Komodo Dragon though. I think pandas have been hyped up for so long that it might be "unfair" to compare campaigns for them to anything else but I agree, they're like...the worst bears as they seem to be hard-wired against survival.

Nicolette

I agree with Heath, Return to Oz gave me nightmares! That closet full of heads, the electric shock therapy, the clockwork scarecrow… I love Fairuza Balk though.

Markus Nävergård

i can settle the the discussiona bout gentle lover dinosaurs. i have pictures

Rev Eyawn

Overjoyed this review appeared right around the same time as Rifftrax releasing a Robot Monster riff! This is the year of Ro-man!

Chris M

Is it Chuck Tingle related? There was a Something Awful thread about him years and years ago and he was certainly...prolific in that area.

Lorna Jerome

Why hasn’t GAM reviewed the Ten Commandments (1956 version)?

Alex Cole

You guys seriously need to watch the Neil Breen movies. Utter insanity.