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January Bonus Episode?

  • Super Mario Brothers 355
  • The Last Airbender 347
  • Speedracer 87
  • 2017-02-01
  • 789 votes
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Obviously we're running a little behind on our January bonus episode, so we'll be releasing two of them in February, one very soon. We just wanted to give you a say in what we'll be reviewing.  But we have to record soon, so be sure to answer as soon as possible if you want to ensure that your vote counts.

Comments

Deadeye Nick

Airbender airbender airbender! The cartoons were do great. The movie made me so mad!

Deadeye Nick

I mean mad like eli at Batman vs superman mad

Sheena Strohmayer

I recently watched now you see me 2, and I think it needs to be on the list.

Angela Adcock

Clearly your patrons are a bunch of sadists

Dustin HunterHanes

I desperately want to hear noah go on a tirade about the huge wholes in the Airbender plot

JR Poklemba

Can the Phantom Menace be on the next list?

Dan Irizarry

MORE VOTES FOR MARIO BROS NEEDED

Scott Hansen

Beastmaster (1982) Marc Singer battles evil cult led by Rip Torn.

@emptyandunder

What do we need to do to make them re-review Pixels?

Cody Renton

Where do I get to submit the Twilight movies for consideration?

Baron Atomy

I can't make them watch Airbender; they suffer so much for us already.

Cary Looney

Twi-light! Twi-light! Isn't it crappy Mormon writing? So it's Godawful! ...failing that, Super Mario. Actors I love so much in such a shitshow!

BobPineappleMD

Every vote not for Mario Bros is wrong.

Deborah Smith, The Attractive Distractor

I'm going with spped racer. But then, I remember as a small child, being creeped out by the original animated series. Hey, Andrew, do you remember?

Spinoza's Godzilla

I feel like Twilight's already been mocked so much there really isn't much more that could be said about it. The best films to mock are the ones that think they're being profound but actually have as much insight into the universe and the human condition as a Veggietales episode. To that end I recommend Prometheus. But if I have to go with the choices above I'm picking Mario.

Devon

It's tough. Last Airbender is truly, God Awful, but it's also emotionally painful because I love that show so much. It would be like someone going in and changing all of the things in the original Star Wars trilogy, but not having ready access to the unaltered versions. Okay, maybe not on that level, but you get the point. BTW: Thanks Harmy!!! I voted for Mario. I saw that in the theater when I was a kid. I was confused.

Daniel the-vegetarian-blacksmith Sullivan

I can't remember Speedracer at all and I have seen it twice. That says something. Although if you guys do Airbender you have to just randomly mispronounce one of your names the whole time you rant about the film.

Deadeye Nick

It's gotta be airbender, because I need an answer to the question that's been bothering me for years. As a white girl, can I give shyamalan shit about making all the bad guys indian? And making me lose respect for dev Patel and aasiv mandvi?

Douglas

Airbender because Trump was elected: Displaced aggression.

Trev

Zeitgeist!! The Secret!! Those 2 need the GAM treatment. I'd also love to hear the crazy billionaire ideas you guys come up with for the Twilight movies. But among these selections, I'm torn between Airbender and Mario. Either way I'm looking forward to hearing it.

Andrew S

Voted for Speed Racer, but still think you guys need to do any of the "Evil Bong" movies. :)

Justin Lev

I chose the one that hasn't been done on How Did This Get Made? already. I've been meaning to see Speed Racer for a while because it's so weird how it just vanished.

Donovan "Ravenhull"

I voted Speed Racer even though I rather liked it, the silliness being a plus. Have you considered the 80s action flick, Megaforce?

Steiner!!!

People, people, people, people!!!!! There is already a riff trax by the MST3K guys for air bender. Go with the Bros! Their story needs to be heard!

Aimée

Super Mario Bros!!!

Rewi Arts

The Last Airbender!! They might enjoy the other 2 and I want to punish them for being funny and talented, assholes.

Christopher Horton

Speed Racer is legit a good movie. It's silly, it's fun, and it's criminally underrated. Now, Last Airbender... Avatar is such a great show, and to get... THIS movie, was such a slap in the face of Avatar fans. Seriously, fuck Shamalyan for this movie.

Scott Hansen

Speed Racer had good casting for the characters, but absolutely took a giant shit on the franchise... I've been watching SR since it first hit US TV, and that movie had nothing to do with the real SR. Could give a shit about LA, and SMB has been done to death by others.

Jonathan Edwards

Yep, SMB must be it. I am looking forward to Eli's Italian accent. In the words of Bob Hoskins "Oh, fuck you, Luigi"!

Matthew Maxon

SR was a great cartoon & the movie took a giant shit on it.

James Larner

Can we get Boondock Saints on the next list please? :) or is it planned as a Christian movie??

Marcus

Ey, Boondock Saints was decidedly not awful.

Richard Still

I don't remember the context, but I watched 10 minutes of The Last Airbender movie, after watching, and enjoying the cartoon with my young son. Those 10 minutes made my skin crawl, it must be thoroughly mocked by professionals!

Michelle C

I haven't seen any of these or heard much about them., but I'm voting anyway because uninformed voting is an American tradition.

Donna Tufariello

I haven't seen any of them, either, but the Airbender people made a really good case.

james devine

Come on, John Leguizamo, Denis Hopper, and Bob Hoskins? We need these b listers taken down a peg.

Clément Beugniet

Come on people, SMB is such an easy target it's not even fun anymore ! Plus everybody and their grandma already roasted it, there's pretty much nothing left to say about it.

Westin Williamson

Boondock Saints? You bite your tongue sir. Super Mario Bros all the way! I wish I could find a couple of those 3-5 million illegal voters so I could sway this vote,!

TheOldDruid

Ferris Bueller's Day Off! ... (Or at the very least I'd like to anti-vote Super Mario Brothers since Jim Sterling and Conrad Zimmerman just did it two weeks ago)

Wrath of Squirrels

I just finished re-watching the cartoon version of "Avatar: The Last Airbender", so despite the possible comedy gold that is Mario Bros., I have to go with the bastardization of a truly epic TV series.

Jack Meyers

I have seen all 3. My condolences.

Gerardo García

airbendeeeeer the cartoon was sooo good, the movie so incredibly amateurish

David S.

That was a good burn Michelle. I voted airbender. Mario as a movie didn't seem to have much to go on since they didn't put much story in the original Mario games. The last airbender had great source material and they screwed the pooch, so I feel they need to be taken to task for that.

Wookiestick

The Last Airbender was a bad film in an uninspired and boring way (Because it was directed by M. Night Shamalanakakarakiki). Super Mario Bros. was a spectacularly bad movie. There is a ton of trivia that contributed to it being terrible. Just the chance of hearing Eli voice John Leguizamo as Luigi makes it the best choice.

Dr. H

Odd gal out: SpeedRacer!

John Copeland

I was hoping for that shitty magic one that has Morgan Freeman as an evil James Randi.

Justin B

I would love to see Eli rip into air bender, it is so uniquely insulting whereas mario is, imo, just boring and bad.

Samuel Shearer

If you guys are going to watch The Last Airbender, watch some of the show so you understand what a travesty it is.

Callie Williams

I don't care how good Split is. I will never forgive M. Night for The Last Airbender.

James Larner

I like it but I know Noah hates it lol

James Larner

Haha, I actually like Boondock but still wanna hear the guys rip into it :P

VermanShane

Tough choice. but either Airbender or Mario should make a great review.

Francophag

I didn't even know there was a Mario Bros movie, but the Last Airbender is by far one of the worst things over ever seen.

Dan Irizarry

If it's a tie will they do both!? PLEASE SAY YES

Christine Garam

Omg I've been waiting for Super Mario Brothers forever!!! The Deevoution gun!!!! Ack!!!

DIGIKUH

cannot wait

A string of unpronounceable characters

Good choices. Really looking forward to it. But checkout The Mechanic: Resurrection. It is the perfect kind of terrible for a GAM show.

Erik

You're not going by an antiquated concept like popular vote, are you? Clearly 'the last Airbender' has the electoral college by a landslide ;)

Dr.Sean

Any source that tells you Super Mario Brothers is ahead is fake news.