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GAM397: Best Friends Eternally (Patreon)

Published:
2023-03-27 18:11:23
Edited:
2023-12-10 16:05:41
Imported:
2026-06

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This week, we're excited to dive back into the cinematic sewage from Donald James Parker, aka "Gramps."

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Denise Huston

OH GOD I FOGOT IT WAS ANOTHER DJP

Denise Huston

I figured it out, Noah's DJP sounds like the King Of Town.

Joshua

I bet you’ll all be singing a different tune after DJP releases his next movie about a handsome for his age Christian filmmaker who changes the hearts of three atheist movie reviewers after they foolhardily challenge him to a chess tournament.

Total Absolutism

For it to be true to life, though, one of the atheist movie reviewers has to hide his king in his butt so DJP can't take it.

Beth Hasse

Dudes, what's happening. I used to listen for free on Stitcher & now that I subscribe on Patreon the feed craps out every 6-8 minutes! Deleted & reinstalled: bupkis. Going back to stitcher cuz Patreon help does not exist. Still luv ya

Scheherazade

I want to play chess with Heath! I have a habit of randomness that would annoy him!

Chris McTiger

Another super tense erotic thriller from the Pedro Almodovar of Christian cinema. By presenting only the wipe clean, surface level of the suburban filth he's hinting at, DJP leaves it all in the imagination of his devoted cult following. Genius

Kristine VanRaalte

Does anyone else think it is possible that DJP's daughter caught him trying to molest HER daughter? The language in this movie sounds awfully groomy. Reminds me of when my step-grandpa told my sister she was starting to get "like Dolly Parton," while feeling her up in the barn.

Markus Nävergård

looked up his IMDB. wow, could make a podcast on him alone.

Taru Tikkanen

And we got Noah’s DJP voice. Nice!

TenaciousB

My teen son won't play chess with me because my playing style is chaotic neutral. No plan, no strategy, just willy nilly movements across the board.

Peter Baillie

Given the title I thought this was about Eli and Cecil...

Tom Lutes

The Gary Pucket and the Union Gap reference is even more disturbing when you realize he's referring to the following lyrics from their most famous song: "Young girl get out of my mind. My love for you is way out of line. Better run girl. Your much too young girl," in reference to his granddaughter...

PJ The WonderCat (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-08 12:00 Tim, I hate to be “that guy” but… and ETA on the March Bonus Episode?
2023-03-28 12:46

Anonymous User

Did I misunderstand a joke, or are the guys not familiar with the phrase “hacked off”?

kaizerlith

Ok so I think DJP's terrible sin isn't Fig Newtons but lemonade alcohol drinks. The kid in Gramps Goes to College only agrees to drink when offered a lemonade drink and now this one with DJP being tempted by that lemonade alcohol.

Stephen Gaston

okay, but bourbon and lemonade is amazing

Stephen Gaston

I think in context it's weird. Saying you're hacking off a limb is a little different than saying you're being hacked off.

GodAwful

This is Tim. Yeah, I've heard that term before.

GodAwful

I'm sorry I dont have a time, but it's still being edited as of now.

TenaciousB

I've always heard it as "hocked off" vs hacked. My Grandma used to say hocked off because "pissed off" was vulgar LOL

Markus Nävergård

i wanna play chess, but i want to be able to upgrade my units to wizards and dragons and stuff.

Deadeye Nick

My dad refused to play chess with me from the time I was 6 for that very reason. I still don’t play chess, over 50 years later

Deadeye Nick

That’s what I thought. Who thinks of that when looking at his granddaughter?

Deadeye Nick

Just saying, that opening music montage was all Viet Nam protest songs, so it didn’t hit me that weird.

TenaciousB

We should play together. Heath and Noah can watch and we'll take bets on which one of them will be the first to start screaming.

Andy Ward

I'm way too happy about coming back to the Grampiverse.

Gmork

Now I really want a video of DJP listening to a GAM of one of his movies.

Andy Ward

How good would it have been if just one person on the set knew chess and they rolled out the Opera game.

godSwill

This was a tough one, cringy filmmaking for sure, but the true horror was Noah's DJP voice. That's going to be with me until I'm in my grave. Thanks?

godSwill

Damn, just finished Scathing and as this (and YT comments) are the main places I post, I'm so sorry to hear about Loki.

Uriah Jackson

Bit of a tangent, but when I hear an apologist try to harmonize the different numbers and names of women in tomb accounts from the gospels by saying "none of them say those were the only people there", I want to see someone challenge the apologist to a debate and when they arrive Matt Dillahunty and several other atheist debaters are waiting. "I never said I would be the only person you'd be debating."

James Robbins

I don't think there were bees in Stand By Me.

Markus D

I've not heard it before, honestly as like... a stock phrase, but I could figure out that it had the context of being "hacked off, like with an axe to a tree limb" or something to that effect.

Markus D

I mean, same because I only know the RULES of chess, not the strategies of it.

Amram E. Dworkin

Hack off is very much an expression. Means to annoy. Good to hear the three of you together. Anna, Cecil, and Marsh are all awesome bit the show only works for realsy with Noah, Heath and Eli. Actually, if you want to bring Marsh in as a permanent fourth, I'll double my paltry patron commitment.

Dustin Dugger

Best Friend Recycled next! Lmao.

Adam Pope

anyone else relistening in anticipation of the trilogy finale?

Alejandro Serrano

"full volume, I hate working on this fu@&ing movie..." Lmao

WelcomeToFalse

“I want to spend as much time as possible with you, Grandpa! Let me twirl for you!” Woof. Now, I’m imagining DJP searching Backpage for “granddaughter experience”.

Sean Jansen

Alright, I love the boys, but I gotta bitch about this one. bA3 is absolutely NOT a free pawn. You’re sacrificing your bishop for a pawn because it can be taken by Bpawn, Arook, or Cknight. nH6 is certainly atrocious, but playing bA3 is possibly worse because of an uneven trade.