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GAM Bonus 080: Planet of the Apes (2001) (Patreon)

Published:
2023-04-29 17:04:44
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2023-12-05 18:14:58
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2026-06
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That's right, Marky Mark is back again.

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Nate

Robert Loggia voice: “M Y G O D”

Tom Lutes

Uh, Tim Burton is an American--not a Brit. The British accent is not Burton

Krostos

Apes are absolutely Monkeys, learn Cladistics you fake ass pedants.

tsukiouji

Dammit, this movie has the same plot twist as Star Trek: The Motion Picture, and you guys didn't call it out?

General Contact Unit Problem Child

I know this movie embarrassingly well because as a kid I went on a vacation to a foreign country and there was a DVD in the of this movie in the apartment we were staying in, so me and my brother just watched it like 5 times over the course of the week since all the channels available were in Spanish.

Nate

They haven’t done ST:TMP… yet (lightbulb goes off!!!)

tsukiouji

Sure, but they've definitely SEEN it

B

At some point in the 90s, Sam Hamm, who wrote Burton's Batman movies, was hired to write a draft of this for Arnold Schwarzenegger. It might have been worse than the movie that was eventually made, but the 2001 film's existence deprived us of Arnold shooting a monkey then saying, "Monkey see - monkey die"

Another Craig

I remembered I saw this with my brother, in the theater. ...Then I realized that was literally *all* I could remember of it.

FC

Hmmmm Tim Sloth?!

Markus D

Thank you for sharing that, it made me laugh.

Markus D

The only thing I remember about this movie is that it falls into that annoying thing that non-furries often do when designing a "race" of humanoid animal characters where the female ones are a lot more human-looking than the males. Though in this case it also made them way creepier.

Markus D

I think that Eli maybe just wanted to do that voice.

Markus D

Eli does NOT know when Disney's Robin Hood was made, because this movie and that one could NOT be part of the same furry-based deal because that movie is from like, the 1970s.

Stella

On behalf of the furry illuminati, I have to clarify - - the new Cats movie was not ours. We didn't do that one.

MrHolbyta

The final scene of this film is actually an attempt to invoke the end of the novel, in which the main character returns to an Earth identical to the one he left, but the officer who drives a Jeep to meet him is a gorilla.

Markus Nävergård

planet of the apes dont work in my mind, since, well Humans are Apes. make it some other animal. rats or Lizards.

Michael Champion

All apes are monkeys, not all monkeys are apes.

Danial Gibson

Recently saw a fan of this movie realize that the ending was ridiculous in real time as he was explaining it.

Kristine VanRaalte

I love that they call Mark Wahlberg but his rapper name. It makes me laugh every time I hear them say," "Marky Mark."

Unofficial_Opinion

This is a stretch, but I think that’s his Dawkins voice and maybe there’s an evolution tie in?

Drunkarius

No, I think he was implying that there's like one per generation.

Markus D

Lol, I always do too. Once you go by "Marky Mark" you don't get to go by anything else.

Markus Nävergård

the sub group of the scallie Illimunati has yet to make their move also

Lexy

They wouldn't keep losing spacecraft if they were piloted by monitored lizards

Dreamcrusher

The family returns on May 18th.

Uriah Jackson

Cross the terrible movie streams: Planet of the Cats

Robbi Prior

It took me two goes but I got it, congratulations sir.

Knight in DC

second hot monkey with the senator is played by lisa marie smith... she was tim burton's girlfriend UNTIL THIS MOVIE! she was replaced by helena bonham carter.

Markus Nävergård

wanna bet Tim Burton has a lot of NSFW images of Candy Kong From the Donkey Kong country franchise

TwistyPretzel

Wait...is the monkey scene in Ad Astra an homage to this movie?!

Paige Converse

Guys, you've been doing this job since before I got my first divorce, and you couldn't come Timpanzee Roth?

Morris Salisbury

My wife caught the end and commented, “you wasted two hours watching this piece of crap?!” She missed the best part, Apreham Lincoln and MONKEY COPS!!

Rachel Manente

She's my mom's cousin. I have a core childhood memory of seeing her bite off a finger in Mars Attacks! That movie traumatized me. Mom still mentions that role any time Tim Burton is mentioned.

Markus Nävergård

the weird thing is that even a human dominated planet is still planet of the apes.

Markus Nävergård

but sloths are not monkeys or apes. i belive they are closer to Armadillos

Markus Nävergård

more now since the kids that turned into furries then can now make movies. any one itrested in a NSFW sketch of gadget from rescue rangers,made by one of the animators?

Markus Nävergård

was not he in the movie " silver Dragon" Which was supposed to be about Tim "Ripper" Owens landing the role as singer for Judas priest? HOW AND WHY DO YOU CAST A ACTOR/ RAPPER TO BE A HEAVY METAL SINGER?!

Markus Nävergård

one thing Humans can do that no other ape really can, is throw things really well.

Markus Nävergård

how the hell did not the humans and apes and all other animals just inbreed themselves to extinction within like 5 generations? you need like a population of atleast 5000 individuals to get a somewhat stable gene pool.

nonnero667

I remember seeing this in the theater as a child and thinking this the most unlikable main character i have ever seen

Adrian Black

Around the time when this movie came out, I was around 5 or 6 years old on a train either going to or coming from upstate NY with my mom. I remember she met a guy on the train who said he “did the makeup for planet of the apes” and took out a whole ass SFX makeup kit and made me look like I got a nasty shiner on the eye with some blood coming down. I feel like there’s a picture of this somewhere but I don’t know where it could be. My mom passed away a few years later so I can’t really ask. Point is though, when I heard “planet of the apes” as a young kid, I remember associating it with the original movie. In hindsight though, I remember the guy being young, so it’s a lot more likely, if he was telling the truth, that he worked on THIS movie. I often wonder if that guy would remember me or my mom.

Winter

I’ve watched extreme body modifiers get brands and cry like children … I didn’t think it was that bad myself - there was about a week of the healing process that was HORRID …