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GAM415 - Born Into Mafia (Patreon)

Published:
2023-07-31 20:17:28
Imported:
2026-06

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Featuring DOCTOR Cara Santa Maria!

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Vilhelm

Woohoo first comment. Cara melted steel beams...

Matty B

Doctor of controlled demolition.

Hmuda

Nice, saw this on Red Letter Media a while ago. looked like a hilariously bad movie, so can't wait. Would love to see a colab with those guys one day, Jack seem to be a pretty progressive guy, so might be good match for a guest appearance.

Cast-Ka Gan (edited)

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2026-09-08 12:00 Congrats to Dr. Santa Maria, D.D.S.!
2023-07-31 21:01

that 9 fingered lesbian

Dr. Cara Santa Maria is one of my absolute favourite guests. I always look forward to episodes she’s on and they’re the ones I go back to listen to the most frequently. …apart from Atlas Shrugged, of course.

Detective Popcorn

I don't think Jack is with RLM anymore. I think he's working at The Escapist now.

J. Vizzle

You go girl! Doctor-Dentist Cara Santa Maria!

Lyall Elspeth

I am convinced Eli owned at least one Zune.

Heywood Jablome

Who has the link to the cara greeting supercut they mentioned at the top of the show?

Leilah

Congratulations Dr. Cara!!

Beth Hasse

Excellent Eastern European/Russian accent, everyone. It was wonderfully awful. Cara, why do you do this to yourself? 😅

Kristine VanRaalte

Congrats to you, Dr. Santa Maria!!!! That is marvelous!!

Markus Nävergård

why did he not jsut make it the italian maffia that exists in the USA?

Uriah Jackson

He's doing RLM stuff again. I don't think Escapist is doing well... Again.

TenaciousB

Dead Dental Science!

Aesurah

I want to hear the Destruction of Cara Santa Maria. So bad.

Thom alascio

Omg!! There is a sequel and the first 3 mins are glorious. https://youtu.be/dyolirKJdlI Antflix again too. It’s the full movie and the “turban” that’s a bath towel is the “chef’s kiss”.

Thom alascio

afik mafia is an Italian term. It was expanded to “Russian mafia” “jewish mafia” “rainbow mafia” 🤣🤣🤣 “born into the Mob” might have been better

Denise Huston

SPACED REFERENCES *barfs rainbows*

Caldwell

"...it's like you're being waterboarded, but with a bird." Or, waterbirded 💀

The Best Cat

I so much want to hear this (sorry Cara...)

Bowl of Piss Water

Omg I went to doctor Cara Santamaria dot com and I cried actual tears of laughter what the fuck man 🤣

TenaciousB

I snorted hot mint tea straight up into my sinus cavity.

Turanga Leela

Loved this episode. Cara Santa Maria is my second favorite guest host (sorry, but Marsh wins for the accent). Did I miss what the ‘god’ part of this awful movie?

Aimee McDowd

I absolutely choose to imagine the movie as though it is about noho hank in the style of Barry.

Proud mom of fur babies

This is the first eli website prank I've actually gotten to see, I knew he does it but to see it with my own eyes...I have no words. Thank you for reminding me it existed.

Markus D

You don't have to immediately give up each others' locations in order to not get tortured! You should all agree on a good fake answer that will be consistent!

Markus D

"Most of Attack on Titan is based on me" really got me because it's not a reference I would have expected Eli to make.

Uriah Jackson

At least one other prank site is still live: marshdidcovid.com

Bradley Gilbert

Vertali Versatchi is the best GAM impression. Somehow even beat out Gramps. Actually I want them to fight Celebrity Deathmatch style