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GAM437 Fire Maidens of Outer Space (Patreon)

Published:
2024-01-01 20:14:16
Edited:
2024-01-02 15:31:40
Imported:
2026-06

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This week, you see what happens when we give Eli too much freedom in picking the movie.

Comments

Mick

Well played, Huzzah

Aspen-Drake

My 2024 went WAY off the rails about 3 hours in. This seems like a fine way to simultaneously escape and lean into that. Eli is always there with the YES AND opportunities! 🫡🙃

Someday Sera

Heath's theory might not be that far off, that does actually happen. Another old mst3k movie, Horrors of Spider Island actually was a 50's porno rereleased as a horror movie with the porn edited out.

Another Craig

Well that was a fun start to the new year! Cheers, sirs, looking forward to all the laughs to come. ...I feel like I'm really gonna need 'em...

Markus Nävergård

SPIDER ISLAND HOME OF THE STARS! god i love that mst3k episode

Andrew Dean

Is this the one where Eli has an evil twin?

Another Craig

Right, they brought out the painted all-black Eli they use for the in-theater segments

Denise Huston

"We know how radar works even now." MST3K movie Radar Secret Service begs to differ.

Nicholas Monter

One of the few movies on the main feed I actually have seen and enjoyed. Of course it was the MST3K version.

Nicholas Monter

For about 15-seconds, I had confused Horrors of Spider Island with The Giant Spider Invasion. I had a horrible thought of the skipper in a porn until I realized my mistake.

Markus Nävergård

"RADAR! no radar here, good old fashion violence saves the day"

Markus Nävergård

" you rolled on me!" man giant spider invasion is also so good

Someday Sera

what a delightfully obscure refrence

KeepingThePlatesSpinning

Awe! Heath and Eli saying they love you is my fav. This made me sad. I know it’s a comedy show but my heart doesn’t.

Off-label Botanist

Is it explained why they're Fire Maidens? Or are they just Fire 🔥😉💋🍆 Maidens?

Christopher McGhee

As a fan of bad movies, I'm surprised Eli seems to have never heard of Flesh Gordon (1974) or the sequel Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders (1990).

CarrieBoo

While listening to this my brain has entered something I like to call Fever Dream The Musical.

Patrick Carr

The badness of Outer Space Plans is measured on a logarithmic scale, so Plan 13 is 4 orders of magnitude worse than Plan 9.

Jme Simard

Reminds me of The Peach Women of Aa’a from The Blind Assassin. Wonder if that’s where Margaret Atwood took her inspiration.

Zomonitan

I did the math, and in order to go the shortest possible distance from Earth to Jupiter in 3 weeks, they would have to go a constant speed of 724,206.35 mph, or Mach 952, or 0.00108c