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Featuring DOCTOR Cara Santa Maria!

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Sherri Antal

Yay! Hiya Doc, you are my favourite guest!

mortalwren

I was so over today but I've been graced by a DOCTOR cara episode so now it's a good day!

Altinia Holdings Inc

OMG, the jar of teeth bit killed me! “Give me the jokes these corpses had!”

Tamylyn

Cara episodes are always delightfull

Rachel Murray

Librarian here. Most libraries do something called 'weeding' - if books don't go out for a period of time, they are removed from the collection. So it's highly unlikely that the 'protagonist' would find her book still sitting on the library shelf, particularly if no one checked it out (as evidenced by the photo still being there). These movies get everything wrong about everything.

Denise Huston

Me, coming home from my mother's (a fairly bad person and racist) funeral: listen to new GAM on my 2 hour drive back home. This movie: racist shitheads just need Jesus. Me: OOF, TOO REAL, TOO SOON.

Elvis Manson

I know how often you guys say you had to pause the movie because you were laughing so hard. This is the first time I had to pause the GAMcast because I was laughing so hard. The part about Cornish Game Hens. P.S. now I have to change my advance directive.

Sam

If I had a nickel for every GAM episode where the main character was a hospice nurse who preaches to her patient even though she was explicitly told not to, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

Markus Nävergård

I am suprised Cara has not beaten Eli for allt hese things he says and makes up. I like him but it gets a bit overdone at times.

James Russell

Such an insight into Eli's mind.

Markus Nävergård

the caveman reads the letter and evolves to full homo sapians

Starshark

Now I'm curious as to what was happening when Heath was corpsing during the interstitial at 44 minutes that got cut off so abruptly in edit. Usually the editing is so much smoother.

Clockworkk

DOCTOR CARA SANTA MARIA, YESSS. She’s easily in my top 3 favorite guests, she has such fantastic banter with the GAM (co)hosts, she brings so much great energy, and she has a ton of useful input in her areas of expertise. Always so happy to hear her on the show.❤️

Markus Nävergård

so nice they invites her despite her doing 9/11 and stealing dead folks teeth and make skinbooks

Julie Wine&Reason

I need terrible, Christian movies to stop using my name in their movies. I know it sounds nuts, but I'm staring to feel like I'm in a prank war.

Jon Herrin

I like how DOKTOR Cara Santa Maria can barely how it together even when reading the ad copy.

J. Vizzle

I have a celebrity crush on Cara Santa Maria, that is all.

J. Vizzle

Her cracking up all the time is one of my favorite parts of her guest episodes.

Mounty of Madness

I was genuinely confused, I thought I had listened to that episode before

Denise Huston

Oh, and IDK how adoption works in modern times, but like Unsolved Mysteries had a zillion segments where it was every bit as sketchy and terrible as portrayed in this movie (usually called Lost Loves segments). Take that with a grain of salt, but shit wasn't great for a long time.

Morten Worsøe Schoubye

I honestly think I’d prefer Eli the Court Jester at my deathbed. Just Eli in a bright jester costume with tinkling bells reading the news of the day in the voice of Carl the Pugapegacorn. You come into the world crying, seems fitting to leave it laughing.

NtimN8r

Holy crap, Cara busted the "I don't have to listen to your dreams if I'm not sleeping with you" rule. It needs to be revised anyway, because I use that rule on my girlfriend all the time, and she keeps reminding me that I DO sleep with her. And her dream stories...go...no-where!! Long, I mean looong, make-believe stories with no plots, punch lines, or endings. Ugh. I don't need to hear about any of it.

Sean Young

Given how much Cara likes Nathan for his character attributes... I think I have a chance! I might even be able to make eye contact! Yes it's sarcasm. Nobody panic unless that's your kink.

DrProfSatan

Jars of teeth, jars of teeth!

B. King

Eli. I want Eli at my death bed sending me out with a laugh and a prank. Cara is too much of a wet blanket and would be lecturing about god knows what boring shit.

Markus Nävergård

when a child is adopted, they wipe their minds of their previous family and construct a background memory for them obviously. also why you want a baby, so you do not have to pay extra for the mind wipe.

Flantastic02

DOKTER Cara Santa Maria Medical slander: the episode!

Bethel

I was crying with laughter this whole episode 😂 thanks guys and Cara