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GAM Bonus 088: Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey (Patreon)

Published:
2024-02-24 23:58:37
Edited:
2024-03-25 22:31:25
Imported:
2026-06

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This month, we asked which Razzie nominee you wanted us to review, and you made us sit through this horrible shit. You're welcome.

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Cave_Dweller

FUCK YES! I haven't even listened to this yet, and I already love it. Mostly because I'm betting it was *terrible.*

LisaLisa

Excellent puns, Eli!

Cory Schoelzel

Just hearing Heath talk about that fucking sticky goop is giving me flashbacks of horror. (I'm a beekeeper and can't fucking stand honey harvest season....everything is sticky... the horror)

Cory Schoelzel

Holy shit honey boarding might just make it into my nightmares...

Cave_Dweller

"...and put a human head on this guy's desk, and was like 'Hey, we're all havin' a lotta fun here. '" My sides...

J. Vizzle

Wonderful! A GAM episode for my 5 hour drive tomorrow, merry belated Xmas to me!

Jacob atkins

What episode got you guys a takedown notice??? I must know!

Cave_Dweller

I feel like the audience is collectively The Mads, and the guys are Joel and the Bots, and this episode is the one that almost broke them.

Zomonitan

Probably Time Changers?

Total Absolutism

I was waiting for this line and did not expect it to hit when it did.

The Hey Eliott Podcast

I’m a literal child. I giggle a little every time Noah uses poohs name e.g “so and so sees Pooh”

Markus Nävergård

i refuse to belive the Disney corporation would be that sensible

Taru Tikkanen

Heath made a comment to the effect that lack of bees makes this a c-movie. Just wanted to say, I both heard and appreciated that.

V0ldek

Okay, let's be honest, if the end of the movie was 4 Brits in matching ManUtd shirts beating the absolute living shit out of Pooh with brass knuckles and beer bottles and then credits? My favourite horror movie.

Rob Johnson

Let’s be clear. Heath cries Scotch. That’s why you never see him cry. He licks it off right away.

Clockworkk

I am SO sorry you guys had to sit through this monstrosity. I only lasted about twenty minutes before I gave up on it. It wasn’t even fun-bad, it was just bad-bad. Very amusing review though, as always.

Richard Rocketfan

I’m a large child and I know it, but every time Noah would talk about the Pooh mask or Pooh light or whatever it made me laugh like a 13 year old boy over and over. So. Much. Poo!!! LOL.

J

Yep, it was Time Changer. That's the episode where Eli had a running gag about what the Christiano Brothers may or may not have done in 1989.

Denise Huston

"I'm gonna make a noise in your house and hope you stay still for a long time," is a bizarre, only on GAM threat.

Someday Sera

absolutely, the lack of a reaction from noah and eli there was criminal. That's such an amazing joke.

Someday Sera

Hard agree with Eli on the concern for the kind of person who likes this variety of slasher movie.

Rachael Adamczyk

I cannot stop laughing at Noah asking "why would you be an old creepy guy from Maine?" and Eli chiming in with "Them's the rules." 😂🤣😂🤣😂

Frisson Muffin

I think they’re right, we can’t be trusted with these polls. This was hard to listen to and I didn’t even see the movie.

Markus D

I've been procrastinating on listening to this because I think bad slasher horror tends to be the most boring type of movie, but I'm trusting the guys to make this kind of entertaining anyway.

Evan

"We've been walking for 2 hours!"...a 100 acre area, unless it's a wierd, stretched shape, is less than half a mile across.

Nick Tessier

Regarding only the post credit conversion; yea, different flower pollens make drastically different tasting honey. Go figure eh?

Markus D

It feels extra uncomfortable that the victims are all women with some obvious "sexy" scenes.

Markus D

I'm personally a big fan of clover honey and wildflower honey—Light, but very flavourful. Buckwheat honey is maybe the strongest, most malty-tasting honey I've ever had.

Stacy

It’s always amusing to see how movies try to get around cell phones. Just putting them all in a bucket and hoping people forget is a choice. Like, just make the movie take place in like the 50s. Christopher Robin is an old timey dude, anyway.

Someday Sera

we just need to remember, we should vote for a movie that would be fun to listen to somebody talk about, not the actual worst movie. Also, like...it SOUNDS like it should have been a fun horror movie, so maybe we need to do a little research beyond just giggling at the title and voting for that.

Someday Sera

and, if i'm being honest, I definitely did just that, and voted for this horrible movie based on the title alone, I am sorry for that.

Frisson Muffin

After some thought, and long hard look on the decisions I’ve made through out my life i will now for ever watch the shite before subjecting others to it. I’m partially responsible for making everyone sit through this, and those who saw it and made this decision should be ashamed. I also just discovered “titanic 666.” I hope it’s as hilariously bad as I’m dreaming.