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GAM445: His Only Son (Patreon)

Published:
2024-02-25 23:47:46
Edited:
2024-02-27 15:47:34
Imported:
2026-06

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Two episodes in two days? You bet your ass. Because we love you that much. And are trying to get ahead before the live show. So enjoy the story of that time Abraham almost killed his kid.

Comments

KayJayO

Bored of the Rings is an actual book I own from National Lampoon lol

Evie Dents

I was so glad to see this is the GAM this week, I was tricked into going to church last Sunday (long story) and the sermon was on Abraham/Issac. Finally I can hear some someone making fun of this ridiculous story.

Greg Willickers

I remember most of that book being stupid, but one line always stuck with me: "In his hands he carried an ancient and trusty weapon, called by the Elves a semi-automatic rifle."

Markus Nävergård

i remember first hearing this story about Abraham in school in 2nd grade in Sweden. this was before 2000, when the state and church truly seperated, so bible readings was on the agenda even here. And even at the age of 8 i thought the bible was silly and that this was a terrible story. later, due to my work i had to sit in on a sermon and they told this one again and i could not belive folks sitting down and listening with revrence and that they spoke of how good God was. the story where God goes " i am jealous of Abrahams son, i think he loves the kid more than me, better make Abraham kill the kid to prove who he loves more"

Markus Nävergård

what if the scratches on the walking stick is a scratch for each sacrificed son

Lorna Jerome

Please review “The Shift”, a 2023 movie based on the Book of Job.

Tamylyn

They already have

Lorna Jerome

Okay. Thanks. I’ll look for it.

World of Ilium

Writing in from Omaha. What the hell do you think people from Nebraska sound like?

cadavermouse

Eli name checked Dr. Dan McClellan and two of my favorite worlds just happily collided 🤓

Skeptibrarian

I vaguely remember having that book.

Markus Nävergård

God heding his bet and has commanded Sarah to also sacrefice Isach

Markus Nävergård

also must be awkward beign Abrahams slave aftyer they heard that Abraham freed all the slaves in Sodom. " so you freed those slaves, what about us?"

TBoneSF

Noah, I appreciated the Lode Runner reference.

Colson Janvier

Has anyone seen the interview with Forest Valki and Donald James Parker?

Matt Eldritch

Is anyone else thinking that they're talking about Hagar the Horrible instead of Hagar the sex slave?

Anne the transwoman

Hello! I'm one of the weirdo who watches the movie each week. OKay so His only Son. WHY MAKE THE UPIDITY SLAVE right about every ethical question. Why this movie ?! How this movie ? I mean, props for biblical accuracy ? why this movie.

Stacy

In the Xena version of this story, it was the older brother pretending to be god and getting his father to kill his younger brother. And then at the the “real” god popped up at the very end to tell him to stop. Not the best episode of Xena. But still much, much better than this movie.

Markus Nävergård

doesnt Xena meet like most of the classical gods? i mean she met Herakles and Zeus right?

Stacy

Indeed she does! But there is also the “god of the Israelite” so she will occasionally run in the his followers. We never see that god in the show, but we do see angels and satan. . I love the show. It’s one of my fav. But it can be wacky as hell.

Kate Hadley

Worst Bible story to make a movie out of: Jephthah, who promises to sacrifice the first thing that greets him after his victories, and it’s his daughter.

Michael Duchek

I nominate 2 Kings. When some kids make fun of Elisha for being bald, he summons 2 she-bears to maul 42 children to death.

Markus Nävergård

fellas fellas, you are all right. they are all the worst.

Markus Nävergård

what we need is a bible anthology movie/ series where they take the various bad bible stories and make it into a show. we can call it " the bible"

Markus Nävergård

" we can show Zeus and Odin but we do not have the balls to show Yehova, because that is real"

Stacy

To be fair, Xena did attack and almost killed an angel. (Michael). So, that’s fun