Evil Inc full page, week of July 30, 2024 (Patreon)

Here's your early access to the full-page version of next week's Evil Inc comics.

NOTES: In the panel-by-panel scroll, Catnip is purposefully omitted since she is a bystander and not part of the direct storytelling. Also, I'm experimenting with including a transcript on the full-page posts to help make the archive more searchable.

Transcript

Panel 1

Iron Dragon: I’d better go get Desi!

Tempest: She’s ok... The effects of my powers wear off pretty quickly.

Panel 2

Tempest: Besides... I don’t see a wedding ring.

Panel 3

Iron Dragon: It’s... complicated.

Tempest: I’m not. When I see what I want, I reach for it.

Panel 4

Tempest: ...But since we’re in public, I’ll reach a couple of feet higher.

Panel 5

Iron Dragon: I don’t think I should—he— OOOOP!

Iron Dragon trips backward over a chair, knocking the Randomizer off a nearby desk. The Randomizer is a gun that can transport its target to a parallel universe — completely at random — resulting in that person or object being lost forever.

Panel 6

Iron Dragon topples over and the Randomizer hits the ground, firing as a result of the impact.

Panel 7

Iron Dragon, looking in the direction of the laser blast: Ohhhhhhhhh, shit.

Panel 8

The employees of the Fairmount branch of Evil Inc gather around a smoldering mark on the carpet that looks strangely like the silhouette of outstretched tentacles.

Count Spurlock: Wha—WHAT HAPPENED?!

Dr. Whoosh, dazed: We were just finishing signing the papers... We were gonna take the office out to lunch.

Miss Match: But where’s Krakenos?!

Iron Dragon: He’s been RANDOMIZED.

Panel 9

Dr. Whoosh: OK, everyone, don’t panic. The company has a contingency plan for situations like this.

Panel 10

Dr. Whoosh: YOU’RE ALL FIRED.