Evil Inc, Sept. 17, 2024 (Patreon)

Here's your early access to Tuesday's Evil Inc. Last week, Cassie assembled her team to protect the city in the absence of Justice Ltd.

Today, we check back in on the Fairmount branch of Evil Inc, who have all just lost their jobs!

Transcript

Panel 1

Narration: "But wait… what happened to the Fairmount Branch after Dr. Whoosh's announcement?"

Desi runs towards Giant Tess' office. A sign reads "Super Human Resources."

Ginat Tess (from inside the office): "I was afraid of this."

Panel 2

Giant Tess listens to her fellow villains gathered in her office.

Miss Match: "Can he do that? — Fire the entire branch?!"

Giant Tess: "He can. But it will take a few days to process the paperwork."

Count Spurlock: "Then we know what we must do."

Panel 3

Tempest: "You can try… but his reflexes are still super fast… And his metabolism processes poisons too quickly for them to work."

Panel 4

The villains are shocked by Tempest's tacit admission that she has tried several times to kill her boss, Dr. Whoosh.

Giant Tess: "I meant… We need to come up with a plan to save the branch."

Panel 5

Giant Tess continues: "But I like the way you think."