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Last week, Cassie Cruz was named the new manager of the Fairmount branch of Evil Inc. Today, we rejoin Cassie as her faithful assistant asks her why she accepted the position.

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Panel 1

Narration: Later... back at the Silver Agency...

Jeremy: Ma'am... why are you doing this?

Panel 2

Cassie Cruz: The Evil Inc nursing home is the only place capable of caring for my mother's special needs. And even they're having trouble!

Panel 3

Cruz: So, when Dr. Whoosh offered me the job, I didn't have a choice.

Panel 4

Cruz: Do you know what that feels like?! Abject powerlessness in the face of an assertive superior?

Panel 5

Cruz: Knowing you must subjugate yourself to their will? — Serve their every whim?! — Kneel before their authority?!?

Jeremy: Gulp. Y-Yes... yes, I do...

Panel 6

The scene widens out to show that Jeremy is still stuck to GlueTrap’s back. He’s been listening to this conversation against his will.

GlueTrap: Honestly... this is getting uncomfortable...

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Comments

Michael Obert

Cassie hoisted on her own Petard and Jeremy gets hard (again). The sticky situations keep on, uh, getting sticky

Michael

I'll admit. I had a literal laugh out loud at the last panel.

Bob Gordon

Given the way he’s stuck, can’t he squirm out of his clothes? He’s going to be out of them in a bit anyways.

Brad Guigar

The worst thing about being a cartoonist is you never get to hear your audience laugh. So a comment like this makes my day!

Senor Nobody

I know she's supposed to be talking about Evil Inc., but as someone who's done middle management and HR with Walmart and Lowe's, I feel kind of attacked here.

Ben Burch

I suspect that her Mom is plotting something with Muskiday...

Ben Burch

As somebody who has been an engineer for Motorola, I totally get it.

JasonAW3

The worst part? She doesn't even realise how much he is into her...

JasonAW3

Screeching to the choir...