Evil Inc, Tuesday, March 4, 2025 (Patreon)

Here's your early access to next week's Evil Inc! We're finally looking in on Angus the Minotaur and how he's coping with his stalled relationship with Lightning Lady.

Transcript

Panel 1(Scene: A church basement on the west side of Fairmount City. A young man excitedly recognizes Angus the Minotaur.)

Matt: Hey! I know you!Matt: You’re Angus the Minotaur!Angus: Ach! Look, mate, I’m not lookin’ for any bother!

Panel 2(Matt tries to reassure Angus while fanboying over him.)

Matt: It’s OK!Matt: I’m a hench just like you!Matt: —Well, not just like you! You’re a legend!Angus: Thank you. Good night.

Panel 3(Matt stops Angus from leaving, insisting on buying him a drink.)

Matt: HOLD ON! You gotta let me buy you a beer!Angus: No, thanks, I... Excuse me...

Panel 4(A woman with dark hair approaches the two with a question.)

Woman: Could you tell me which way to the Route Three bus stop?Matt: Oh!Matt: Oh, yes!Matt: Let me show you...

Panel 5(Angus finally gives in to Matt’s persistence, picking him up as he agrees to have a drink together.)

Angus: Fine, then, ya dobber. Let’s have a damned pint...

Panel 6(The woman panics and tries to stop them.)

Matt: WAIT!Matt: NO!

Panel 7(The woman sighs as she stands near a bulletin board, revealing she is attending a support group meeting.)

(Sign on the bulletin board: "TONIGHT7 PM Minotaurs Without Mates8 PM Succubi Support: Overdrainers Anonymous")

(The woman’s wings extend with a "FWUMP" sound as she resigns herself to the situation.)

Woman: (sigh)

End.