Evil Inc, Tuesday, March 11, 2025 (Patreon)

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Panel 1:(Matt the Henchman and Angus the Minotaur are sitting at a bar. Angus is holding a phone, while matt has a drink in front of him. Angus' phone buzzes with a "boop boop" sound.)Angus: "ACH! I'm sorry, mate! Duty calls! I'm workin' a gig with The Lethal Librarian!"

Panel 2:Matt (narration panel): "You got picked by the Dewey Decimator?! I'm jealous! I love her tagline!"Lethal Librarian (a stylish woman with green glasses, a green blazer, and a stern expression, stands pointing.): "You're OVERDUE!"

Panel 3:Angus: "Between you and me, I actually picked her!"Matt (excitedly): "Geez Louise! How many henches get to pick their own assignments?!"

Panel 4:(Angus smirks while Matt looks on, intrigued.)Angus: "Only two henches have top-level clearance to access the Master Job Board at Evil Inc...Angus: "Me, and Spider Mackenzie."Off-panel voice: "Spider Mackenzie?! He died in that Land Piranha Incident!"

Panel 5:(Matt leans in, skeptical.)Angus: "Are you sure?!"

Panel 6:(A skeleton, covered in small green piranha-like creatures, sits eerily still.)Spider: "Oh, I'm certain."